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Funny story: Susan Boyle Jailed After Exposing Self, Leading Cops on Hayride Chase

Susan Boyle Jailed After Exposing Self, Leading Cops on Hayride Chase

WEST LOTHIAN, UK - Susan Boyle, the breakout YouTube sensation who stunned the world with her moving performance of "I Dreamed a Dream," has been arrested for public exposure and reckless driving following an incident in West Lothian yesterday aftern...

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Funny story: Britain's Got Talent Star Susan Boyle Act To 'Get Raunchier'

Britain's Got Talent Star Susan Boyle Act To 'Get Raunchier'

Scottish singing sensation, Susan Boyle, who stunned judges and audiences alike with her magnificent performance of the Les Miserables hit I Dreamed A Dream, has told reporters that she intends to put some 'ooomph' into her act, and make it more 'rau...

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Funny story: Simon Cowell nixes Christ on BGT

Simon Cowell nixes Christ on BGT

A contestant claiming to be Christ reincarnate, of the line of David, returned to redeem the chosen, appeared on Britain's Got Talent in Cardiff, Wales on Monday, but was rejected early into his act. The Son of God, dressed in magic act garb, perf...

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Funny story: Shaheen Jafargholi emerges as a 'surprise' contender for Britain's Got Talent

Shaheen Jafargholi emerges as a 'surprise' contender for Britain's Got Talent

A 'surprise' contender for the Britain's Got Talent favourite has emerged following the huge publicity that was created by Susan Boyle last week. Shaheen Jafargholi, a young Welsh lad, was chosen as this week's surprise as a way of keeping the pre...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson Loves Shaheen Jafargholi of Britain's Got Talent

Michael Jackson Loves Shaheen Jafargholi of Britain's Got Talent

Pop-star Michael Jackson says that he was "in love" with twelve year old Shaheen as soon as he took the stage. Shaheen sang a version of "Who's Loving You" that even impressed a usually critical Simon Cowell. Michael Jackson praised the young sing...

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Funny story: The Eagles To Become Susan Boyle's Backup Band

The Eagles To Become Susan Boyle's Backup Band

LOS ANGELES - Simon Cowell, who is Susan Boyle's manager, has just disclosed to the news media that he has signed the California-based band, The Eagles to be Miss Boyle's backup band on her upcoming summer concert tour. Cowell added that the Eagle...

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Funny story: Talent Show Fix Storm

Talent Show Fix Storm

Britain's Got Talent is at the centre of allegations that the result could be fixed. It has been revealed that there is a burgeoning romance between one of the judges and a contestant. Piers Moron, the newspaper and tv star, has been romantically...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle to sing: "I Kissed a Girl and I Liked It"

Susan Boyle to sing: "I Kissed a Girl and I Liked It"

London, England - Never been kissed by a boy, the original 47-year-old, virgin, Susan Boyle, and singing sensation of "Britain's Got Talent" that thawed the subzero heart of Simon Cowell, has agreed to release her first single, a remake of Katy Perr...

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Funny story: Britain's Got Talent Susan Boyle To Face Writ From Les Miserables

Britain's Got Talent Susan Boyle To Face Writ From Les Miserables

Susan Boyle, the latest Britain's Got Talent singing sensation, who has wowed TV and internet audiences with her extraordinary rendition of the musical hit I Dreamed A Dream last Saturday night without first obtaining permission to sing it, is embroi...

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Funny story: Britain's Got Talent Susan Boyle Wikipedia Page Still Not Up

Britain's Got Talent Susan Boyle Wikipedia Page Still Not Up

Britain's Got Talent singing sensation Susan Boyle may have wowed audiences around the world with her unbelievable performance on the ITV show last week, but her lawyers were preparing a lawsuit tonight after it was discovered that a Wikipedia page i...

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Funny story: Simon Cowells trousers file for divorce

Simon Cowells trousers file for divorce

Simon Cowells trousers have reportedly filed for divorce in what is set to become the costliest divorce in history. In a press release by the trousers agents, the trousers have expressed their regret, but said that relations between them and the '...

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Funny story: Britain's Got Talent Susan Boyle Immune From Spoofery

Britain's Got Talent Susan Boyle Immune From Spoofery

Susan Boyle, the Scottish lady who appeared on last weekend's edition of Britain's Got Talent, has upset members of the international spoofing fraternity, after it was announced that the singer's story is so unbelievably ridiculous, that she is compl...

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Funny story: Cowell cowers in fear of Scotswoman

Cowell cowers in fear of Scotswoman

Following the appearance of hideously ugly Scots woman Beth Nobody on Britain's Got Talent, Judge Simon Cowell has sought a restraining order from the courts following reports that the unusually ambitious woman has started stalking him. Cowell be...

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Funny story: Simon Cowell's Teeth Blind Cyclist

Simon Cowell's Teeth Blind Cyclist

London - A cyclist has been admitted to hospital after receiving third degree burns around his eyeballs. The cyclist, who wishes to remain anonymous, was cycling through central London yesterday when he was startled by a noise behind him. He look...

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Funny story: Adam Lambert kidnapped from the American Idol mansion by mysterious ninja

Adam Lambert kidnapped from the American Idol mansion by mysterious ninja

Hollywood, CA - Early Easter morning American Idol contestant Kris Allen frantically called the Hollywood police to report that fellow singer Adam Lambert had been kidnapped over night. Adam Lambert has been seen by many as the leading contender of A...

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Funny story: Monarchy Facing Constitutional Reform

Monarchy Facing Constitutional Reform

In the biggest shakeup of the constitutional Monarchy since Henry VIII had a row with his wife, the Government have announced sweeping changes to the Succession process. In a bid to modernise the Monarchy and to bring the succession process in lin...

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Funny story: Spongergate: A Sponger Accuses Another Sponger

Spongergate: A Sponger Accuses Another Sponger

A sponger has called another sponger a sponger in a Royal sponger scandal. Phil the Greek-famous for marrying the Queen- branded Simon Foul a sponger. Mr Foul- famous for finding people with talent and then milking them for cash- was unhurt by the ac...

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