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Funny story: Underperforming Schools Lead to Heely Deaths

Underperforming Schools Lead to Heely Deaths

Barnet's worst-performing school faces closure unless it stops forcing kids to wear deadly Heelys so they can complete homework quicker, Ofswot said today. Heelys look like trainers, but they have powerful je...

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Funny story: Inner City students demand inspiring, single, white, female teacher before improving academic performance.

Inner City students demand inspiring, single, white, female teacher before improving academic performance.

A group of students attending PS53, have collectively signed a petition, stating their demands as wanting a "Michelle Pfeiffer-esque single white female teacher" to truly inspire and motivate them. They refuse to raise their aggregate GPA o...

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Funny story: AZ's Horne Calls for Lap Dances for Failing Students

AZ's Horne Calls for Lap Dances for Failing Students

AZ's Ed Head, Tom Horne was quoted in local papers as favoring lap dances for failing students. The AZ Daily Stun reported that Horne thought Lap dances could significantly raise the scores of AZ's struggling students.

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Funny story: Hogwarts school placed under 'special measures'

Hogwarts school placed under 'special measures'

Education watchdog, Ofsted, today identified Hogwarts school as having 'serious difficulties' and said that it would be placed under 'special measures'.

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Funny story: Photos of Britney Getting Out of Limo Used To Help Foreign Students Learn To Sell Themselves; Be More Aggressive

Photos of Britney Getting Out of Limo Used To Help Foreign Students Learn To Sell Themselves; Be More Aggressive

It was reported today that foreign students enrolled in U-Cal Berkeley's cultural training course, America 101, received some eye-opening advice from Wall Street "Head Hunter" firm, Heads 'R Us. Head's 'R Us agent, Gillette...

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Funny story: Strange Love Triangle Ends in Murder-Suicide in Catholic HS Language Dept

Strange Love Triangle Ends in Murder-Suicide in Catholic HS Language Dept

In one of the most unusual crime stories of the century, three bodies were found in the resource room of St Salvatore Pointius HS this week. At first everyone including the police were stumped by the grizzly discovery. Little by little, facts began t...

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Funny story: State schools defend their SEN provision

State schools defend their SEN provision

A comprehensive Headmaster, Mr Bob Slither, yesterday condemned the decision by Former Education Secretary Ruth Kelly to send her child to a public school.

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Funny story: Forget SAT, ACT, New Hot # is BMI

Forget SAT, ACT, New Hot # is BMI

Schools across America are adopting a new practice to fight childhood obesity. Forget the days of schoolyard bullying and taunting, now your fatass son or immense daughter can be humiliated by a letter from the Principal's office.

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Funny story: Catholic High Schools Pull for Mandatory Drug Testing

Catholic High Schools Pull for Mandatory Drug Testing

Catholic High schools across the country are turning to mandatory drug testing of all students through a California firm that tests hair samples and guarantees accuracy within 90 days preceding the test.

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Funny story: US Triangle to have 4 sides?

US Triangle to have 4 sides?

A leading US Education spokesperson has sparked controversy after insisting his former school in Texas should be allowed to teach an alternative theory to standard trigonometry. In a speech to be delivered to congress early next week, Governor Randul...

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Funny story: Political Correctness Brigade Finally Go Mental - Kids Can't Be Taught Any Longer!

Political Correctness Brigade Finally Go Mental - Kids Can't Be Taught Any Longer!

St Gawd Elpus College in Devon has hit the headlines around the world as being the first school to ban lessons of any description.

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Funny story: Radical Cure Gets Headmaster's "Volt"

Radical Cure Gets Headmaster's "Volt"

Headmaster, Ellis Dee, has come up with a novel idea of how to deal with the disruption in classes caused by kids in his school diagnosed with Attention Deficit Disorder (ABC).

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Funny story: Old Friends and Fun in Sunday School

Old Friends and Fun in Sunday School

This week, I spoke with an old friend for the first time in about twenty years. As we talked about the past, different events from our childhoods were brought back to light (ones that were better left in the dark). My wife, who heard much of the conversation, now thinks I'm terrible. My thirteen year old son, who also heard, now thinks me a hero.

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Funny story: Top People's School Appoints Radical Cleric As New Chaplain

Top People's School Appoints Radical Cleric As New Chaplain

Top People's Public School, Eton College, has appointed a new Chaplain after the long-time holder of the position the Rt. Rev. Cuthbert Digby-Travers has retired.

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Funny story: Home Schooled Defense: A Letter For the Pubic-schooled

Home Schooled Defense: A Letter For the Pubic-schooled

There's lots of reasons, most are different than mine, for homeschooling your children. Since, it isn't just me who loaths the violence we see everyday on the TV and the mass medium.

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Funny story: School Librarian Turns Into Witch

School Librarian Turns Into Witch

CURDLED MILK-NC, In a scene reminiscent to mild mannered David Banner turning into the green, Incredible Hulk, a librarian in a local middle school today turned into a witch. Everyone who knows the librarian was shocked to hear about the incident.

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Funny story: Middle School Student Offends Monkey at Zoo

Middle School Student Offends Monkey at Zoo

ASHEBORO-N.C. Authorities today reported that a monkey in the Asheboro Zoo was offended after a male middle school student stood in front of it's cage and offended it. Zoo officials weren't saying what specific behavior may have offended the mon...

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