Ever since Sarah Palin was plucked from her boring day job as Governor of Alaska and thrust upon the national psyche like a bag of frozen fries in a fresh batch of corn oil, her family has been missing her something fierce. No one more than her husba...
HOLLYWOOD - Mark Ballas, one of the professional dancers on Dancing With The Stars has been paired with Sarah "Snowflake" Palin's daughter Bristol. "Little Snowflake" as her friends call Bristol says that she is absolutely excited to be able to ge...
Sarah Palin is unhappy with Michael Cross, the author of a Gay Advocate piece that lambasted her. But when she referred to him as "a queer, dickless, impotent gaywad" in an interview on Fox News, was she also doing a little gay-baiting? That's th...
Sarah Palin, the former Governor of Alaska and Republican Vice Presidential Candidate, will officially announce her candidacy for the office of President of the United States. Her run for the Republican nomination will be announced on Tuesday mornin...
Young, handsome Levi Johnston has mastered the art of political pootanging to such a point that he wants you, the people of America, to know that his apology to the Palins was a steaming hot heaping of moose hockey! "I lied when I told them I had...
WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah Palin was speaking before The Wasilla Taxidermist Society of Wasilla when she was asked what she thought about daughter Bristol being one of the contestants on this years edition of Dancing With The Stars. Palin, took a dee...
Sarah Palin chose all American good girl, Paris Hilton, little known on the national stage, as her vice-presidential running mate -- a surprise stroke aimed at attracting Hillary Clinton supporters, but which could bolster the campaign's key theme of...
BOSTON - North Carolina Senator John Edwards was in Boston speaking before a gathering of The Boston Bean Growers of Massachusetts. The senator appeared to look quite depressed and rather distant. He was asked if he felt okay. He nodded and sai...
As the blogoshere started humming over the prospects of Glenn Beck and Sarah Palin becoming the Republican nominees for President in 2012, reports from the Beck rally on Saturday indicated that not everyone was as enthusiastic as Fox News. Journal...
Sarah Palin, the former Republican chick for vice-president, has inspired a wave of other chicks to swell the number of girly candidates running for the party this autumn to record levels. Every woman from housewives to homemakers to soccer mums t...
"Our old people are dropping like flies this weekend," claims Don Doodie, Ombudsman for the Department of Aging Americans, after learning that Glenn Beck is seriously considering running with Sarah Palin in the 2012 elections. Reports are coming in f...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - In what has been billed as the largest gathering of white folks since the 1912 Olympics in Stockholm, Sweden, Sarah Palin and Glenn Beck proved that they can hip and hop and rip and rap like the best hip hoppin' rip rappers in the...
Sarah Palin gave a surprise second speech Saturday at Glenn Beck's "Restore Honor" rally in Washington, D.C. In it, she praised President Obama for finally bringing our combat troops home from Iraq. "As a mother of a combat soldier," I want to tha...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The two organizers of the Washington D.C. "I Have A Dream" rally Glenn Beck and Sarah Palin have expressed a little bit of concern that some people, and not just African-Americans, but Norwegians, Peruvians, Asians, and some Amish...
As Glenn Beck's sidekick for Saturday's highly-hyped event "Restoring Honor Rally" expected to draw lots of white people to the nation's capital on the 47th anniversary of one of the most significant events in black history, Sarah Palin says for that...
REINDEER NUTS, Alaska - Sarah Palin speaking before members of the wildlife group known as Alaskans For The Stalking, Shooting, Skinning, and Sauteing of Moose was asked what she thought about Dr. Laura Schlessinger's recent racist diatribe and bigot...
A team of medical specialists today revealed that Sarah Palin is suffering from Reagan Disease. The malady is so named because Ronald Reagan was its first famous sufferer. The disorder is characterized by a relentlessly sunny demeanor, nonsensica...
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