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Funny story: Russian apples dangerous claim top scientists

Russian apples dangerous claim top scientists

Top boffins are warning us all to stay clear of the latest batch of Russian apples to hit our shores. Grown just some 10 miles from Chernobyl the apples look appealing at first sight, however many are actually deformed! "Zer is notzing rong wit ou...

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Funny story: Russian Olympic team return home and are banished to Siberia by President Medvedev!

Russian Olympic team return home and are banished to Siberia by President Medvedev!

The Russian President has welcomed his Olympic "Loser" Team home with a quick trip to Siberia, a short-sharp dose of stone breaking at -50 degrees, a diet of reindeer blood mixed with Siberian Rat meat and sprint swimming in the Artic Sea (BRRRR!).

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Funny story: Warm Spell Continues To Ruin Russian Winter

Warm Spell Continues To Ruin Russian Winter

The warm spell which has brought an end to the traditional Russian winter looks set to continue for at least another week. Temperatures have reached an unusually high -2 and people are starting to panic buy sun block. The government is concerned t...

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Funny story: Stalin Only Cryogenically Frozen. Expected To Succeed Putin

Stalin Only Cryogenically Frozen. Expected To Succeed Putin

Joseph Stalin is back. Or at least he might be come the spring, when the thaw sets in. Kremlin insiders have revealed that Uncle Joe is cryogenically frozen and they are just waiting for the right moment to release him into world politics again. S...

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Funny story: "The Second World War Ended In 1944" Medvedev Tells Veterans

"The Second World War Ended In 1944" Medvedev Tells Veterans

Russian President Dmitriy Medvedev has stunned the nation's veterans by announcing that the Second World War ended in 1944 and not 1945. He announced this just before the holiday of 'Defender of the Nation' and it has been seen as a slap in the face...

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Funny story: Russian Woman In TV Schedule Change Outrage

Russian Woman In TV Schedule Change Outrage

A Russian woman had to be restrained and sedated earlier today following a last minute change to the television schedule on a national station. The woman was so angry she failed to see the funny side of the situation when her husband made a joke of i...

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Funny story: Russian With Three Testicles Wins Gold

Russian With Three Testicles Wins Gold

News from the Winter Olympics in Toronto. In the speed skating the mens 100 metre dash was won by Russia's Houdunika Bolokov in a new record time. Controversy still surronds Bolokov's entry in the games. He is the first openly tri-testicled athlete t...

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Funny story: Babooshka Bashing On The 368

Babooshka Bashing On The 368

7.30 am and the mob at the bus stop in Dolgoprudny are getting restless. The 368 to Rechnoy Vokzal is late again. A gang of Babooshkas huddle together. They smell blood. When that bus arrives they are going to make damn sure that they get on it and that they get a seat. A lone Brit stands defiantly against them. This time they shall not defeat him. This time he shall not be battered from head t...

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Funny story: Russia in crisis - drinking kills over half of all factory workers

Russia in crisis - drinking kills over half of all factory workers

Excessive drinking is blamed for more than half the deaths of people aged between 15 and 54 since the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991, and Russia has decided to do something about the problem. 'We declared religion to be the opiate of the masses...

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Funny story: Farmer Association backs Russian asteroid project with biofuels initiative

Farmer Association backs Russian asteroid project with biofuels initiative

The Universal Crop Fuel Farmer Association (UCFFA) has announced support for Russia's project to divert an asteroid from a collision-course with Earth. 'When we heard that Russia would not use nuclear power to negate the threat, we knew instantly...

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Funny story: China joins Russia in asteroid project - Al Gore seethes in rage

China joins Russia in asteroid project - Al Gore seethes in rage

China's space agency has announced its intention to join Russia in an international project to save Earth from a cataclysmic collision with a gigantic asteroid. Xian Bao, head of China's space agency, said that the Chinese people would 'work to th...

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Funny story: Russian human-kebab diner gets complaints of 'bad meat'

Russian human-kebab diner gets complaints of 'bad meat'

MOSCOW Russia - According to my source, Private Ruskysnitch, secret police in Russia have contacted nine bums suspected of killing a man with aspartame and selling his parts to a kebab diner. Their statement said that the suspects had targeted the...

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Funny story: Russians Admit Global Warming a Hoax

Russians Admit Global Warming a Hoax

Washington DC: President Obama met with Russian Federation President Dmitry Medvedev at the White House. As part of the "resetting of relations" with Russia, a great amount of USSR archival information is being released to the USA. During the lat...

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Funny story: Tiny Georgia accused of starting war against their huge "Russian Big Brother Bear"

Tiny Georgia accused of starting war against their huge "Russian Big Brother Bear"

Tiny Georgia are the perpetrators behind the war against their huge big brothers, Russia in 2008, that's a fact! This fact has been proven by a EU commission financed by multi-billionaire Russian, Chelsea Chairman Roman Abramovich! Roman decide...

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Funny story: Russia's Richest Man Buys The New Jersey Nets

Russia's Richest Man Buys The New Jersey Nets

MOSCOW - The richest man in Russia, Mikhail Prokhorov has just informed The Moscow Morning Comrade that he will be purchasing The New Jersey Nets of the NBA. Prokhorov (which is pronounced Mon-ey) is listed in National Geographic as The Richest M...

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Funny story: Russian ship crew members tell about their ordeal

Russian ship crew members tell about their ordeal

The crew of the recently found carrier Arctic Sea finally were able to tell the world what happened to the ship and how it disappeared. It was first boarded in Swedish waters by men in masks pretending to be police. It was plausible because everyo...

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Funny story: Back on Earth Cosmonaut Andri Nikitin in Trouble Again

Back on Earth Cosmonaut Andri Nikitin in Trouble Again

Russian Cosmonaut Andri Nikitin, who recently was ordered home from the international space station after trying to urinate on his ex-wife's house from space, is in trouble with authorities again. This time the forty-five year old Army Major trie...

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