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Funny story: Siberia Site of 2030 Extreme Winter Olympics

Siberia Site of 2030 Extreme Winter Olympics

MOSCOW, RUSSIA - Olympic Committee Members confirmed today that they have chosen Oymyakon, Siberia as the site for the 2030 Winter Olympics. Oymyakon, a village of 500 residents in northeast Siberia, is considered to be the coldest permanently i...

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Funny story: Russian Root Vegetable Parade to End Sochi Olympics

Russian Root Vegetable Parade to End Sochi Olympics

SOCHI, RUSSIA - Russian Olympic Officials announced today they are adding a special parade to the closing ceremonies of the winter Olympics. Alexi Grasmik, spokesman for the organizers said, "To honor Mother Russia and show the world the strength...

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Funny story: The Reason Why Brazil Will No Longer Export Any Brazil Nuts To Russia

The Reason Why Brazil Will No Longer Export Any Brazil Nuts To Russia

RIO DE JANEIRO - The Brazilian government is very angry at a recent comment made by a high ranking Russian official. Brazil's national news agency, El Libido stated that Russia's Director of Computers, Edward Snowden, said in an interview with The...

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Funny story: Russia loses to Finland in hockey, immediately invades Finland for real!

Russia loses to Finland in hockey, immediately invades Finland for real!

The Russian men's hockey team, were eliminated from play by the Finnish men's team, 3-1 today, setting off protests throughout Russia. Under great pressure from the people of Russia to 'do something', Russian President Vladimir Putin ordered a f...

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Funny story: President Putin Bans Justin Bieber From The Sochi Olympics

President Putin Bans Justin Bieber From The Sochi Olympics

SOCHI, Russia - Justin Bieber told his manager to make arrangements for him and his 16-person entourage to fly to Sochi, Russia to attend the Winter Olympics. After the Sochi Organizing Olympics Committee received the message they instantly contac...

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Funny story: "Hefty" Russian People Protest At Olympics

"Hefty" Russian People Protest At Olympics

SOCHI, RUSSIA - A group of "hefty" Russian people were arrested today at the Olympics for protesting the lack of equality for heavier athletes at the winter games. A spokesman for the protestors pointed out that while the summer Olympics has event...

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Funny story: Kenny Blankenship and Vic Romano Mobbed at Sochi Olympic Village

Kenny Blankenship and Vic Romano Mobbed at Sochi Olympic Village

SOCHI, RUSSIA - Once news got out that Kenny Blankenship and Vic Romano of Most Extreme Elimination Challenge (MXC) were in the Socchi Olympic Village doing research for their new T.V. show, Sochi Most Extreme Elimination Challenge, athletes from all...

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Funny story: Putin Calls Mulligan on Olympics, Requests a Do-Over Next Year

Putin Calls Mulligan on Olympics, Requests a Do-Over Next Year

After nearly two weeks of Olympic competition in Sochi, Russian President, Vladimir Putin is not completely satisfied with how the Games have turned out. So he has called a "mulligan", and is releasing a statement saying the Winter Olympic Games wil...

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Funny story: President Putin's Niece Is Thrilled At Getting To Meet NBC's Meredith Vieira

President Putin's Niece Is Thrilled At Getting To Meet NBC's Meredith Vieira

SOCHI, Russia - The niece of Russian President Vladimir Putin, Nadia Olgavich, is positively thrilled at having met one of her female role models, Meredith Vieira. Miss Olgavich speaking with Russia's national news agency Vodkavich said that ever...

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Funny story: Russian President Putin Speaks To The Russian Olympic Athletes And Offers Them A Fantastic Incentive

Russian President Putin Speaks To The Russian Olympic Athletes And Offers Them A Fantastic Incentive

SOCHI, Russia - President Putin of Russia says that he wants Russia to win the Olympics and he has devised what he is calling a fabulous incentive. The Russian president told the Olympics news media that his good friend and National Director of Co...

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Funny story: Kenny Blankenship and Vince Ramano Return in New Socchi Most Extreme Elimination Challenge

Kenny Blankenship and Vince Ramano Return in New Socchi Most Extreme Elimination Challenge

SOCCHI, RUSSIA - Russian entertainment authorities have announced that Kenny Blankenship and Vince Ramano will appear in a new T.V. series, Socchi's Most Extreme Elimination Challenge, which will air in fall of 2014. Blankenship and Ramano will us...

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Funny story: Russian oligarchs revealed as Clinton Foundation bagmen

Russian oligarchs revealed as Clinton Foundation bagmen

Little Cock, Arkansas - Temperatures his a crazy 75 degrees at Sochi's VIP yachting marina this weekend where a motley ragbag of seedy Russian billionaires was seen toasting their tootsies in the balmy winter sunshine. Their IDs are the subject of...

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Funny story: Genoproject Results Continue To Surprise

Genoproject Results Continue To Surprise

WASHINGTON, D.C. - At a news conference earlier this week, Dr. Spencer Wells, the National Geographic Explorer-in-Residence, announced more surprising results from the Genoproject's Multiyear research. According to Wells, by using their "cutting-e...

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Funny story: President Obama Tells Iran To Call Back Their Atlantic Ocean Boats Or He'll Blow Them Out of The Water

President Obama Tells Iran To Call Back Their Atlantic Ocean Boats Or He'll Blow Them Out of The Water

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama has sent a very strongly worded message to the Iranian government. The president informed Iranian President Hassan Rouhani that he will not play games with Iran and he had better call back his boats or else they...

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Funny story: Russia Lays Off 80 Spies - Blames It On The Economy

Russia Lays Off 80 Spies - Blames It On The Economy

MOSCOW - The Vodkavich News Agency has just learned that the Russian government has had to furlough some federal workers. The national news agency has said that the KGB has laid off 80 spies due to the down spiraling Russian economic situation.

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Funny story: High-revenue Russian products to be boycotted due to anti-gay stance

High-revenue Russian products to be boycotted due to anti-gay stance

WASHINGTON D.C. - The U.S. Department of Trade announced Friday that the nation will officially boycott a number of high-revenue Russian products because of Russia's recent public stance against homosexual people. The government was quick to ackno...

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Funny story: NASA Is Thrilled With The Sochi Olympics Organizing Committee's Wonderful Gesture

NASA Is Thrilled With The Sochi Olympics Organizing Committee's Wonderful Gesture

HOUSTON - Trent Timmelfarb, spokesman for NASA, has announced that they have just received word from Sochi, Russia, home of the XXII Winter Olympics about a very nice gesture. Timmelfarb said that he received a gracious email from Tula Tambova, th...

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