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Funny story: Rob Pattinson Foot Fetish Too Much for Kristen Stewart, She Reveals

Rob Pattinson Foot Fetish Too Much for Kristen Stewart, She Reveals

VANCOUVER, B.C. - While most young ladies seem to worship the ground Robert Pattinson walks one, Kristen Stewart revealed that she just does not have the stomach for her British costar's smelly feet - or his foot fetish. The 19-year-old American a...

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Funny story: Rob Pattinson Spotted in Maternity Wear with Kristen Stewart!

Rob Pattinson Spotted in Maternity Wear with Kristen Stewart!

VANCOUVER, British Columbia - Today, for the first time ever, Robert Pattinson gave photographers a chance to snap some shots of him trying on maternity wear accompanied by gal pal Kristen Stewart! "Guys can be so competitive," explained Stewart.

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart Denies Rob Pattinson Bonkathon Rumour

Kristen Stewart Denies Rob Pattinson Bonkathon Rumour

Twilight starlet Kristen Stewart today emerged from her trailer at MGM studios in Hollywood to deny rumours that she had taken part in a three day bonkathon with co-star Robert Pattinson. "It's just not true," a tearful Stewart told the assembled...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart To Star in "The Hors D'oeuvres"

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart To Star in "The Hors D'oeuvres"

LONDON - Two of the most popular individuals on the face of the Earth, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are set to start filming a new motion picture The Hors D'oeuvres. The latest offering from famed British director Sir Alfred Burgess Braxt...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Possessed By Michael Jackson?

Robert Pattinson Possessed By Michael Jackson?

According to Kristin Stewart, co-star Robert Pattinson has began acting very strange of late. "At first, I thought Rob was just screwing around, something he always enjoys, and singing some of Michael Jackson's songs. I mean Michael was great and...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Finally Admits To "Vitamingate"

Robert Pattinson Finally Admits To "Vitamingate"

LONDON - Robert Pattinson, actor, model, singer, and part-time crumpets taster has admitted to BBC's Louella Buckinghamshire that he has been successfully treated for an addiction to vitamin pills. Pattinson said that he first started taking vitam...

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Funny story: Rob Pattinson's Arse Revealed on Martian Surface!

Rob Pattinson's Arse Revealed on Martian Surface!

HOUSTON, TX - Scientists confirmed an arse first photographed in the Cydonia region of Mars is actually a likeness of the backside of a celebrity nowhere near the end of his career - Robert Pattinson! Controversy has surrounded the so-called "Arse...

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Funny story: Pattinson, Stewart Go To See Medium About Vampires

Pattinson, Stewart Go To See Medium About Vampires

A source has told this reporter that Robert Pattinson and gal favorite, Kristin Stewart thought it would be a lark to go to see a real medium just for the fun of it, and inquire about vampires. Apparently they were told about an old lady in Canada...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson's Dirty Little Secret

Robert Pattinson's Dirty Little Secret

Hot on the heels of the shocking revelation that Twilight star and teen heart throb, Robert Pattinson rarely washes his hair, comes a further damaging revelation from his own mother! It seems that Pattinson isn't all that keen on washing his feet...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart Offers Rob Pattinson a Breath Mint

Kristen Stewart Offers Rob Pattinson a Breath Mint

VANCOUVER, B.C. - Kristen Stewart took her offscreen relationship with costar Robert Pattinson one step further today when she supplied the brooding actor with a much-needed breath mint. The act of kindness took place shortly after Stewart was ale...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Reveals His Most Embarrassing Moment

Robert Pattinson Reveals His Most Embarrassing Moment

In a special interview where Robert Pattinson and several other leading male actors of today let down their hair a bit and offered their most embarrassing moment, Robert Pattinson took his turn near the end, but it was a smashing finish. "I had a...

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Funny story: Hell Breaks Loose When Rob Pattinson Eats Kristen Stewart's Taco!

Hell Breaks Loose When Rob Pattinson Eats Kristen Stewart's Taco!

BURNABY, Vancouver, B.C. - The off-screen passion of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart showed signs of moving to "the next level" today at a Taco Belle in Burnaby, British Columbia, said a source close to the young lovers. Pattinson and Stewar...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson's Shock Revelation!

Robert Pattinson's Shock Revelation!

Twilight star Robert Pattinson today appalled and delighted in equal measure, his legions of teen girl fans all over the world by casually announcing that he doesn't wash his hair because he simply doesn't really see the point. Pattinson fan, Moon...

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Funny story: Hotel Hook-Up Gets Hot for Rob Pattinson, Kristen Stewart!

Hotel Hook-Up Gets Hot for Rob Pattinson, Kristen Stewart!

VANCOUVER, Canada - Co-stars Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart had been spending most of their off-set time in Rob's hotel room at the Vancouver Share-a-ton Sugarwall Centre, said a source, until last night. The British actor, 23, and the 19-ye...

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Funny story: "New Moon" Threesome Stirs Up Press Panel

"New Moon" Threesome Stirs Up Press Panel

HOLLYWOOD, CA - At a New Moon press panel this week, the Twilight stars were asked what question they never wanted to answer again. Robert Pattinson smirked and replied, "What's it like kissing Taylor Lautner." Co-stars Lautner and Kristen Stewar...

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Funny story: Nikki Reed's Mom Has a Beard and Bushy Eyebrows!

Nikki Reed's Mom Has a Beard and Bushy Eyebrows!

HOLLYWOOD, CA - Just what is it that attracts millions of girls to Twilight star Robert Pattinson? Could it be his chiseled face, or the hair that looks like has just woken up from a long winter's nap? Maybe even his tight-lipped grin? According...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart Together in San Diego, Los Angeles

Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart Together in San Diego, Los Angeles

Looks like Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have pulled another one on the Papparazzi because a source from the hotel which hosted ComicCon over the weekend say they were actually staying there in San Diego on the same 11th floor of the nearby Ha...

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