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Funny story: Senate contender Linda McMahon challenges her Dem rival to televised nude wrestling

Senate contender Linda McMahon challenges her Dem rival to televised nude wrestling

WWE Ex-exec Linda McMahon, wife of loudmouth Vince McMahon won the Republican Party's nomination following Tuesday's primary in Connecticut. She now plans to blaze a trail across the country doing absolutely nothing before returning to the campaig...

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Funny story: Bin Laden tape reveals entire point of 9/11 to build mosque in lower Manhattan

Bin Laden tape reveals entire point of 9/11 to build mosque in lower Manhattan

NEW YORK, NY-A new audio tape released yesterday by al-Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden divulges that the planned Cordoba House Mosque in downtown Manhattan-a short distance from the site of the 9/11 terrorist attacks-is the final cog in the internationa...

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Funny story: Republicans May Have Their Black Man to Run Against Obama in 2012

Republicans May Have Their Black Man to Run Against Obama in 2012

Republican leaders are finally getting hip to the jive as to what is going to help them gain momentum going into the 2012 elections. They are going to need to have a black man of their own to run up against Obama. Although some thought that Micha...

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Funny story: Tony Blair to become a Republican Candidate, to challenge President Obama at the next Presidential election.

Tony Blair to become a Republican Candidate, to challenge President Obama at the next Presidential election.

Washington, USA: Tony Blair, having been garlanded: in January 2009 with the "Presidential Medal of Freedom" by George W Bush, in recognition of the "exemplary achievement" that included his support for the "War on Terror", has now receieved another...

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Funny story: New York Governor Race: Breakdown

New York Governor Race: Breakdown

Coming this November, New York State will choose its next Governor. The last two haven't done well, with trollops and uncompensated extramarital affairs, legal mischief, and a variety of other ethical lapses. Due to intense public interest in the...

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Funny story: Liberal Becomes Violently Ill While Going Undercover at Patriot Gathering

Liberal Becomes Violently Ill While Going Undercover at Patriot Gathering

Springfield, Mo - The weekly meeting of a group of local patriots came to an abrupt halt last Tuesday when its members came flying out of the United Baptists Freedom Church reception hall wretching and cursing and holding their mouths. An outsider wa...

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Funny story: Republicans Choose Lap Dances over Mexican Heat

Republicans Choose Lap Dances over Mexican Heat

Tampa, FL - It's official. The Republican National Committee has chosen Tampa, Florida as the site of their 2012 Republican National Convention. Delegates from all over the United States will converge on Tampa, Florida, the official "Lap Dance Capita...

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Funny story: Oil Slick: Burn Here, Burn Now

Oil Slick: Burn Here, Burn Now

NEW ORLEANS - 2012 Republican presidential hopefuls Newt Gingrich and Sarah Palin have altered their "Drill Here, Drill Now" slogan to the more relevant "Burn Here, Burn Now" in an attempt to capitalize on the media attention directed at the Louisian...

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Funny story: Republicans Prefer Sex with Orangutans!

Republicans Prefer Sex with Orangutans!

At a press briefing today, Professor Ferbert T. Weededom, renowned astrophysicist and part-time anthropologist, and Nubile Prize-winning environmentalist Felicia T. Weedledee, Ph.D, announced the results of their much anticipated genetic research int...

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Funny story: Alternative View: The Republican Party

Alternative View: The Republican Party

At this General Election you won't here any news on television, or newspapers about The Republican Party, because most views are censored just like Nazis censored everything that did not agree with Nazi Philosophy. Lets look at the policies of th...

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Funny story: Republicans Commission New Rock Band Game for People Without Rythym

Republicans Commission New Rock Band Game for People Without Rythym

Washington D.C. - The Republican Party has commissioned the makers of Rock Band to come up with an edition that even Republicans can enjoy playing. The new Rock Band Blue Elephants version will feature 8 levels instead of the usual 3 levels Easy,...

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Funny story: Republican Book Debut - 'Everything We Learned About Politics We Learned In Kindergarten'

Republican Book Debut - 'Everything We Learned About Politics We Learned In Kindergarten'

The Republican Party in conjunction with FOX News is celebrating their collaborative publishing effort, a new book called 'Everything We Need To Know About Politics We Learned In Kindergarten'. Its publication has started such a buying frenzy amo...

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Funny story: The Tea Party Is Just A Republican 2.0 Reboot

The Tea Party Is Just A Republican 2.0 Reboot

Just as the new Star Trek movie breathed life into an old, sad, overdone franchise, so the Tea Party is to the Republican Party. No more older men in bad toupees and corsets. Now there are younger, more attractive versions of your favorite origina...

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Funny story: "Filibuster This!" Obama Moons Republican delegation

"Filibuster This!" Obama Moons Republican delegation

In a surprise visit to the Republican House & Senate caucus today, President Obama strode to the lectern of the meeting room without being invited. Spectators report that he had a set look on his face and fists that seemed to be clenched. As he l...

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Funny story: Obama Meets With Congressional Republicans. Their Response: "Duh?"

Obama Meets With Congressional Republicans. Their Response: "Duh?"

President Barack Obama met with Congressional Republicans on Friday in what was described as a "give and take" session. The Republicans to their regret, agreed to have the session televised. Plans were to "show case" the disagreements with Obama and...

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Funny story: State Of The Union: Republicans Sit On Hands

State Of The Union: Republicans Sit On Hands

Republicans Sat On their Hands at the State of the Union speech. Rudeness, ADD, Or Sexual Dysfunction? Experts Disagree. For the first time in history, a panel of psychologists on cable TV analyzed the reaction of members of Congress to a State of...

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Funny story: Loving You Is The Right Thing To Do: Sings Obama To Republican Leadership

Loving You Is The Right Thing To Do: Sings Obama To Republican Leadership

In a startling and sometimes emotional meeting in the Rose Garden at The White House, President Barack Obama opened the meeting with the Republican leadership by singing to them the strains of Carly Simon's song, "Loving you is the right thing to do.

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