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Funny story: Papa Panzer: Part Three , Divorce and Remarriage , vatican Style

Papa Panzer: Part Three , Divorce and Remarriage , vatican Style

Even after Papa Panzer, the Rottweiler of Roamin' Religion, has returned to the royal palace designed after the Bethlehem stable in which Luke's baby Gesu was born (Matthew's apparently lived in a middle class condominium), the wholly holy father, the one true pope of the one true rekligion has agreed to continue interviews with the spoof religion reporters who usually write about driv...

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Funny story: Chris de Burgh To Convert Muslims

Chris de Burgh To Convert Muslims

Middle aged ladies' favourite Chris de Burgh is to visit Iran in an attempt to convert the Muslim population to Christianity through the power of his music.

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Funny story: Reformation Movement Splits Church of Flying Spaghetti Monster

Reformation Movement Splits Church of Flying Spaghetti Monster

MOOSE JAW, SK-In a turn of events deemed inevitable by many outside observers, the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, also known as the Pastafarians, has split over numerous items of contention concerning its doctrine of a beer volcano in heaven...

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Funny story: More bad news with the US Soul Crunch

More bad news with the US Soul Crunch

On behalf of the Anglican Church Banking group, the archangel Gabriel yesterday announced that he was writing off 95.6 million souls due to the US sub-prime soul crisis.

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Funny story: Next Weekend's Sunday of the Paralytic: Greek Melkite Eparch's grim warning for Bush and Vatican

Next Weekend's Sunday of the Paralytic: Greek Melkite Eparch's grim warning for Bush and Vatican

Washington AC/DC - (Sermon on the Mount Mess): The Greek Orthodox Melkite Eparch of Roslindale, Massachusetts has delivered a stark reminder to President George W Bush as he prepares for a private confession with the Pope next Sunday.

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Funny story: World's oldest spoof discovered

World's oldest spoof discovered

A collection of what are believed to be the world's oldest satirical writings has been uncovered by archaeologists excavating in Jordan. The numerous works explore a wide range of topics pertinent to the era including contraception, child care, fa...

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Funny story: Call Girl Is Born Again

Call Girl Is Born Again

NEW YORK - Amber, an escort with the Diamond Dust Agency, wants the whole world to know she is born again. "I figured if I could get on my knees for a john, I could, like, get on my knees for the Lord, you know?", she said. Amber said she prefers...

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Funny story: Easter solution sought over marshmallow chick embryo vote

Easter solution sought over marshmallow chick embryo vote

Health Secretary Big B. Johnson has said an "accommodation" will be reached for MPs who are opposed to parts of a controversial embryo research bill.

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Funny story: Shares in Jesus set to dive

Shares in Jesus set to dive

AIM-listed Jesus is set to take a battering this weekend, as many analysts predict controlling stakeholder, Rome based Pilate, will announce transference of a major debt. "This will be a hard burden for Jesus to bear" said analyst Peter Mann, of Fis...

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Funny story: Wicca Finally Proven to Be a Hoax

Wicca Finally Proven to Be a Hoax

New documents have surfaced in the world of religion. Specifically, the Wicca religion. The chronicles in question, shed some light on the formation of the "world's oldest religion".

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Funny story: Recent Archaeological Discovery Has Catholic Church in Tremors

Recent Archaeological Discovery Has Catholic Church in Tremors

PHNOM PENH, CAMBODIA - Earlier this week, in Southern Cambodia, a team of attractive, racially diverse and sexually open-minded archaeologists uncovered an artifact with a crude carving of Christ depicted as a vampire. An inscription beneath the draw...

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Funny story: REM's Stipe finds spine/Orange Crush, loses religion

REM's Stipe finds spine/Orange Crush, loses religion

In a remarkable turn of events, it was confirmed last night that, having found both his spine and his Orange Crush, two items believed to have been lost forever, Michael Stipe has now lost his religion. The leader singer is understood to be inconsol...

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Funny story: New Religious Movement In Jerusalem

New Religious Movement In Jerusalem

In the Middle-Eastern city of Jerusalem a new religion is rapidly spreading, preaching peace on Earth, forgiveness of sins, and love for one's neighbour. This religion is Christianity.

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Funny story: Seven Deadly Sins (Revised)

Seven Deadly Sins (Revised)

(ROME) The Vatican has spoken out on the subject of the Seven Magnificent Deadly Sins, and has come up with a modernised version of 'things to go to Hell for'.

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Funny story: Judeo-Christianity forged on Moses' bad acid trip

Judeo-Christianity forged on Moses' bad acid trip

Jerusalem - (Narcotic Mess): The Israeli/Palestinian conflict hit rock bottom today with the publication of damning new evidence by an eminent Israeli Professor of Forensic Bibliomancy who says it is rooted in delusional Judeo-Christian traditions fo...

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Funny story: Earthquake Could Have Been A Small Terrorist Bomb, Say Police

Earthquake Could Have Been A Small Terrorist Bomb, Say Police

The earthquake tremors felt by many insomniacs across the UK on Tuesday, may actually have been the result of the early accidental demise at a Terror Training Camp, of a wannabe al-Qaeda terrorist, s...

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Funny story: With Islam the Number One UK Religion What Will Happen to Underachieving Christians?

With Islam the Number One UK Religion What Will Happen to Underachieving Christians?

Islam, a religion once noted for fundamentalism and terrorism, has made such inroads into the UK that its devout followers now work in Government and key public utilities, Christians have been warned.

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