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Funny story: Harry Redknapp Kidnapped By Tottenham Thugs

Harry Redknapp Kidnapped By Tottenham Thugs

Police on the south coast are frantically trying to locate the whereabouts of Portsmouth manager Harry Redknapp this morning, after henchmen thought to be working for Tottenham Hotspur chairman Daniel Levy took him from his home in the small hours.

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Funny story: Martial Law Declared In Alabama

Martial Law Declared In Alabama

OAKIE, AL - UPDATE 2 - The Governor of Alabama today declared martial law. According to the Governor, I'm not allowed to talk about it. However, I'm risking a free trip to Africa to give you this scoop. It seems the Governor's eyesight is fail...

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Funny story: "Tyler Perry's" to be Added to All Black Film Titles

"Tyler Perry's" to be Added to All Black Film Titles

In a move sure to stun pretty much everybody from Hollywood power-brokers to the most casual of moviegoers, filmmaker Tyler Perry has announced his intention to have the words "Tyler Perry's" placed in front of the title of every movie with an all- o...

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Funny story: Anthropologists discover new human sub-race: Decorative-Americans

Anthropologists discover new human sub-race: Decorative-Americans

First there were white-Americans. And they discovered native-Americans. These fled west, forcing white-Americans to invite in African-Americans to share-the-wealth. Anthropologist Professor Alfred Sneikenpeikr from University of California Berke...

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Funny story: Palin opens gift shop on her website

Palin opens gift shop on her website

Vice presidential hopeful Sara Palin now has a gift shop on her website with campaign related products designed to appeal to her most avid supporters. "Every cent will go toward the McCain/Palin ticket," said the staff member overseeing the endeav...

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Funny story: McCain and Palin Stand in White House Portico with Axe Handles

McCain and Palin Stand in White House Portico with Axe Handles

John McCain and Sarah Palin claim to have reduced their rabble rousing of the Republican racist refuse. That is until their appearance in the White House Portico today axe handles in hand. In a frightening flashback to the days of southern opposi...

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Funny story: England Ready For Belarus Onslaught

England Ready For Belarus Onslaught

After last weekend's controversial booing scenes at Wembley during their World Cup qualifier against Kazakhstan, England are bracing themselves for a similar onslaught of jeering from a partisan crowd in Minsk tomorrow night. England take on the m...

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Funny story: Poll says "Most KKK members don't trust Obama"

Poll says "Most KKK members don't trust Obama"

Presidential hopeful John McCain is taking comfort from a new electoral poll that says that 55% of Klu Klux Klan members "don't trust Obama". Part-time Klansmen Ray Cyst said: "There's something about Senator Obama that I don't like. I'm not sure...

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Funny story: McCain denies Obama is an Arab: "He's decent!"

McCain denies Obama is an Arab: "He's decent!"

John McCain seems to have more than his share of hoof in mouth disease lately. He addressed his campaign rally supporters as "My fellow prisoners". (Though that may have been just commentary on this American life in the final days of worst US pre...

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Funny story: Dark Lord Rove Advises McCain to Claim Imaginary Interracial Child: Mulatto is the New White!

Dark Lord Rove Advises McCain to Claim Imaginary Interracial Child: Mulatto is the New White!

Karl Rove once bushwhacked John McCain with an imaginary interrracial child that stole North Carolina and the presidential nomination from this year's Repub Candie, a POW who Rove smeared as unbalanced. Always one to learn from the past, McC not...

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Funny story: "Barack Obama is Really White," claims school friend.

"Barack Obama is Really White," claims school friend.

Kirk Willard who claims to have been at junior school with the young Barack Obama revealed last night that when he was 7 yrs old Barack was white! The dramatic revelation comes at a time when the two candidates in the presidential race are neck a...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson Darkens Skin in Anticipation of Obama Win

Michael Jackson Darkens Skin in Anticipation of Obama Win

Los Angeles, Ca (IPP) - Michael Jackson has had his skin darkened again after years of bleaching which has made him a whiter shade of pale over time. Michael told reporters that he is just simply betting that Obama will win the next election an...

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Funny story: "Black must become the new White" - says Race Relations Chief

"Black must become the new White" - says Race Relations Chief

Phillip Trevors, the £240,000-a-year chairman of the Equality and Human Rights Commission has spoken out against those who believe racial equality has already been achieved. "We are nowhere even close to equality" he is quoted as saying. He conti...

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Funny story: Sol Campbell Forms 'White Underpants Society'

Sol Campbell Forms 'White Underpants Society'

Sol Campbell, the much-abused black footballer, this morning made an astonishing announcement to the media, in which he said that, despite being black, he always wears white underpants for games. The statement, on the Portsmouth website, reveals S...

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Funny story: Muslim Forklift Driver Sues Supermarket over Alcohol Handling

Muslim Forklift Driver Sues Supermarket over Alcohol Handling

A Saudi Arabian immigrant from Derby-on-Sea is suing a supermarket monopoly for religious discrimination after he was asked to handle crates of alcohol against his spiritual beliefs. Mohammed Ahmed, a former Mecca Ballroom pole dancer, now a resi...

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Funny story: Sol Campbell To Become Honourable In Bid To Beat 'Boo Boys'

Sol Campbell To Become Honourable In Bid To Beat 'Boo Boys'

Sol Campbell, the Portsmouth defender who was a victim of racist and homophobic abuse at the weekend from Tottenham fans, is to become 'honourable' in a bid to beat the 'boo boys'. Campbell, who played for Tottenham until 2001, when he left to pla...

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Funny story: Sol Campbell In Call For 'More Gay Footballers'

Sol Campbell In Call For 'More Gay Footballers'

Sol Campbell, the Portsmouth defender, has said in a statement that there are far too few gay footballers, and has called upon players to support the under-represented minority by 'becoming gay'. Sol, real name Sulzeer Jeremiah, who, some claim, i...

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