Eldorado, Texas - (Lurid Mess): The polygamist ranch probe shits come from the Vatican according to latest reports.
On behalf of the Anglican Church Banking group, the archangel Gabriel yesterday announced that he was writing off 95.6 million souls due to the US sub-prime soul crisis.
Rumor has it that the papal vestment, bejeweled tiara and crosier and all have been buried in the walls of Yankee Stadium. The suspected culprits are legion, including the radical right-wing traditionalist Catholic Legionnaires of Mary.
A secret recording was leaked of Pope Benedict's private meeting with clergy who were involved in the sex abuse scandal that threatened and tarnished the whole of Catholicism.
New York - (Ecclesiastical Bare Ass Mess): It was billed as the night when High School Musical starlet Vanessa Hudgens was to jump out of a birthday cake, strip naked and pole-dance for the Pope's official birthday bash at Manhattan'...
New York - (Patriarchal Mess): "The Nazi Pope has soiled America and now he must pay!" This, the grim message of World Council of Wiccans, damning satanic P2 Lodge Pope Ratzinger's contamination of sacred American soil this week.
WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - At the end of his visit to America, Pope Benedict XVI said that President George Bush, Dick Cheney and John McCain "Will All Burn in Hell" for starting the war in Iraq.
Bush and Benedict have so much in common that observers find it ridiculous.
Pro- Life and Pro- War Bush evoked his common ground with the Pope who recently served as the head of the Office of the Holy Inquisition by his allusion to the sanctity of life.
Pope Benedict admitted today to enjoying watching American television shows from his hotel room during his visit to the United States. While the Pontiff said that he did not enjoy reality shows such as American Idol, Survivor, or Big Brother, he did...
The Pope is a fake, he proclaims peace while backing war in Gods name.
Pope Benedict XVI spent several hours at the White House in Washington, D.C., today. During this time His Holiness furtively performed one of the most historic exorcisms in the history of the Church.
Pope Benedict XVI has come down with a rare disease which affects the immune system. The symptoms are more severe than AIDS because he can never have contact with another human again.
City of London - (Ass Mess): "We figured he'd start schmoozing that feckless Bush," City of London's Commander Jim B Ergerac said today after reviewing the murder files of 'God's Banker' Roberto Calvi who lost Joseph Ra...
Washington AC/DC - (God's Banker Mess): President Bush has welcomed the Pope at the White House and given his old satanic P2 Lodge chum a present for his 81st birthday - a new puppy to replace the 'Poodle' that was ex-UK Prime Monster Ton...
In a stunning reversal to previous papal policies, Pope Benedict XVI announced before a crowd of US onlookers outside St. Dominic Church in Washington that women will now be allowed to receive cunnilingus. Women in the crowd cheered the Pope's d...
Newly renamed Pope Benedict the First, the first true Pope that the one true Church deserves, was interviewed by the distinguished members of the American religious press, most of whom have been obituary writers who don't know and can't tell shinola from shit any better than they can spot the difference between theology and a thesaurus.
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