A maverick MP has dared to suggest an 80% pay-cut for all MPs in a move that has sent waves of panic through Westminster. James Rose, English Democrat MP for Lewisham East is to arrange a special vote on the matter which could leave MPs 'dreams of...
The governments latest proposal to remove the vote from all time serving criminals is welcomed by most intelligent Britons. However many believe now is the time to take the idea a little further and remove the franchise from all convicted criminals on a permanent basis. Let's face the fact that criminals choose to live outside the rules of decent society and prey upon the law abiding and as su...
Up and coming star David Laws is to be left out the England 2010 team. That was the news which stunned fans this week as the boys prepared for their first deficit-reduction match against Greece over the rest of this year. Laws had been widely expe...
All the main parties including the incumbent government have admitted their slogans were not worth the envelopes they were scribbled on. One MP, estimating he could make a cool £1m over the next term scoffed "What is change anyway? Hitler was 'cha...
Westminster Today - David Cameron today made an important change to his cabinet, when he offered Mr Blobby the post of Chief Secretary to the Treasury. The post became vacant when David Laws resigned over his expenses and his successor Danny Alexa...
The Government is mulling over the possiblity of an increase in the CGT (Cheeky Gits' Tax). Government officials agree that the CGT is usually only 'fiddled' with at the end of the 'fiscal' year but the coalition government want it increased from...
The Queen's speech set out the first 18 days of the coalition government. An announcement that there were to be 'sweeping changes', shocked many custodians, janitors and cleaners around the country. Spokesman 'Billy Broomhead' said, "Why us? Wha...
As strange as it may sound 98 per cent of Ugandan gay asylum-seekers to the U.K. are returned home, most likely to a fate of death or persecution. In a "hard-hitting" U.K. study, handed to the Home Secretary Theresa May, it was stated that asylum...
Following a number of high profile incidents, the UK Government is to issue a handbook detailing the etiquette and guidelines of the wedding reception favourite dance, the Conga. The dance, invented by William Conga, Duke of Arbroath in 1912, has...
London - (Rioters): The dog poo-smeared royal document was dumped inside a Thameslink Gents this evening. An accompanying official envelope had We Are Not Amused scrawled in blood. A sneak preview of the contents shows a mixed bag of Old Tory...
Former Saturday night TV variety musician and all-round entertainer Russ Abbot has joined the Labour leadership contest. The surprise announcement from Abbot comes at a critical juncture for Labour after the shock defeat in the 2010 General Electi...
How low can the government stoop? Now HIPS are to be scrapped, or perhaps taxed. If you already own your own HIPS, hang on to them as long as you can, no matter how much pain you find yourself in. It is not yet known if, when the government decides to SCRAP HIPS, it will allow those who have already been fitted with HIPS to keep them or whether all artificial HIPS will be recalled. Peopl...
A Labour MP who was only returned to the Commons in the general election earlier this month is to face prosecution over his Parliamentary expenses, made at taxpayer expense. Eric Illsley faces three charges under the Theft Act on suspicion of dis...
The House of Lords has 707 eligible perrs of which 211 take the Labour whip. Despite the fact that these 211 suffered 350 defeats in the last session of Parliament, CamClegg Incorporated need to make another couple of hundred ConDem peers to address...
Britain's left-leaning population is "fed up" with David Cameron's refusal to commit any significantly nasty acts, according to a report released today. With the BBC still intact, the NHS not yet reduced to an ineffective shell of its former self...
London, Sunday. Following his less than dignified fall from grace in the national election recently, former PM Gordon Brown, in a fit of pique, has declared that he will raise a people's militia and seize control of Scotland. "I'll have my vengea...
For our overseas readers and writers, the Speaker of the House of Commons utters these words to silence the Commons. The position of Speaker goes back to the 14th century and it is possibly the most respected post in the United Kingdom. The curren...
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