Showing:

Funny satire stories about Paris Hilton

Try another search?

Funny story: Paris Hilton scared of going to the toilet in prison

Paris Hilton scared of going to the toilet in prison

Socialite and TV star, Paris Hilton, has admitted that she is terrified of going to the bathroom whilst in prison. The teary-eyed society girl said that in normal circumstances she "has a woman in" to do "all that nasty business"...

Read full story
Funny story: Doctors divided on Hilton electroconvulsive therapy program

Doctors divided on Hilton electroconvulsive therapy program

Twin Towers, Los Angeles - (Ass Mess): Psychiatrists and medical staff at the Twin Towers medical facility are reported to be close to a decision on recommending that jailed socialite Paris Hilton undergoes a series of electroconvulsive therapy treat...

Read full story
Funny story: Rev Pat Robertson will minister to Paris

Rev Pat Robertson will minister to Paris

Los Angeles - (Ass Mess): Jailed socialite Paris Hilton has finally turned to God and asked for the Reverend Pat Robertson to help redeem her immortal ravaged soul, public image and over-exposed brazilian'd genitalia.

Read full story
Funny story: Paris Hilton Grants Barbara Walters Exclusive Interview, Airs Today

Paris Hilton Grants Barbara Walters Exclusive Interview, Airs Today

Twin Towers Correctional Facility - After asking the media to focus on important issues like our fighting men and women in Iraq, Paris Hilton did a total 180 and granted Barbara Walters an exclusive interview Sunday afternoon.

Read full story
Funny story: Paris Hilton Issues Press Release Requesting No Press Releases?

Paris Hilton Issues Press Release Requesting No Press Releases?

Paris Hilton, the illusive, hermit like heiress to the Hilton fortune, doesn't understand, much like the rest of the world, why all the media attention over pretty much nothing. A tempest in a teacup if you will.

Read full story
Funny story: Ex-fiance Paris Latsis asks for Hilton visitation order

Ex-fiance Paris Latsis asks for Hilton visitation order

Los Angeles - (Ass Mess): Greek shipping heir and former Paris Hilton fiance Paris Latsis is reported to have made an official request to visit his former betrothed in LA's Twin Towers jail just as soon as shrinks sign her off as stable enough to...

Read full story
Funny story: Paris toilet phobia blamed on swallowed stash

Paris toilet phobia blamed on swallowed stash

Twin Towers Jail, Los Angeles - (Ass Mess): Doctors monitoring incarcerated socialite Paris Hilton are investigating reports that her refusal to eat, drink or use the lavatory for five days is unconnected to any eating disorder or hygiene phobia but...

Read full story
Funny story: Paris Hilton Says "I'm Learning And Growing" in Prison Statement

Paris Hilton Says "I'm Learning And Growing" in Prison Statement

In a statement released from the Los Angeles twin towers prison, Paris Hilton said that she is "learning and growing." She also said that she has decided not to appeal her sentence and will serve out the rest of her time.

Read full story
Funny story: Paris Hilton bulimic?

Paris Hilton bulimic?

Twin Towers, Los Angeles - (Ass Mess): Shrinks at the Twin Towers jail psych ward have reported that Paris Hilton may be bulimic and could have carefully hidden her addition to self-purging for over a decade. The petulant heiress has spent two ni...

Read full story
Funny story: Paris Hilton Denied Razor And Wax In Prison

Paris Hilton Denied Razor And Wax In Prison

Paris Hilton has reportedly been denied razors (electric and blade) in her prison. She has also been denied access to hot wax and Brazilian Bikini Wax specialists. As her stay will be under 60 days (with good behaviour), she will also not in the ne...

Read full story
Funny story: Paris Hilton Feels Humiliated

Paris Hilton Feels Humiliated

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Los Angeles - Paris Hilton, after kicking, screaming, and whining all the way to jail said that she was extremely humiliated and that people should be paying attention to important things like the War in Iraq and the men and wo...

Read full story
Funny story: Paris Hilton's Vagina is #1

Paris Hilton's Vagina is #1

A survey by, Net Numbers, revealed Paris Hilton is the #1 search on the net for the past month straight. It's anticipated her popularity will only get stronger as the rest of her jail stay unfolds.

Read full story
Funny story: Gibson To Produce-Direct-Plaster Of Paris

Gibson To Produce-Direct-Plaster Of Paris

Mel Gibson has held a sparse news conference announcing he would produce and direct a new movie titled: "Plaster of Paris". The movie will be a compound modern day oenology with troubled heiress

Read full story
Funny story: Hilton reported under sedation at LA's Twin Towers jail

Hilton reported under sedation at LA's Twin Towers jail

California - (Ass Mess): It's not e-x-a-c-t-l-y Guantanamo 2. But for beleagured socialite Paris Hilton it may as well be.

Read full story
Funny story: Al Sharpton Offers to Help Paris Hilton

Al Sharpton Offers to Help Paris Hilton

Al Sharpton offered his assistance to the Hilton family and their daughter Paris Hilton's.

Read full story
Funny story: Paris Hilton strip searched, fails drug test

Paris Hilton strip searched, fails drug test

California - (Ass Mess): Hours after being brought back to jail on Judge Sauer's orders petulant socialite Paris Hilton has failed a mandatory drug test after a standard strip search made prison officers suspicious about her toxicity.

Read full story
Funny story: Paris Hilton Diagnosed As "Insane"

Paris Hilton Diagnosed As "Insane"

Celebrity heiress Paris Hilton was back behind bars last night after one of the most amazing turnarounds in American legal history.

Read full story

Breaking news…
Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Subscribe…
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more