Paris Hilton says that she has found religion and been saved while serving in a California prison. The socialite told Barbara Walters in a telephone interview that she has made Jesus her personal saviour and is ready to change her life.
Socialite and TV star, Paris Hilton, has admitted that she is terrified of going to the bathroom whilst in prison. The teary-eyed society girl said that in normal circumstances she "has a woman in" to do "all that nasty business"...
Twin Towers, Los Angeles - (Ass Mess): Psychiatrists and medical staff at the Twin Towers medical facility are reported to be close to a decision on recommending that jailed socialite Paris Hilton undergoes a series of electroconvulsive therapy treat...
Los Angeles - (Ass Mess): Jailed socialite Paris Hilton has finally turned to God and asked for the Reverend Pat Robertson to help redeem her immortal ravaged soul, public image and over-exposed brazilian'd genitalia.
Twin Towers Correctional Facility - After asking the media to focus on important issues like our fighting men and women in Iraq, Paris Hilton did a total 180 and granted Barbara Walters an exclusive interview Sunday afternoon.
Paris Hilton, the illusive, hermit like heiress to the Hilton fortune, doesn't understand, much like the rest of the world, why all the media attention over pretty much nothing. A tempest in a teacup if you will.
Los Angeles - (Ass Mess): Greek shipping heir and former Paris Hilton fiance Paris Latsis is reported to have made an official request to visit his former betrothed in LA's Twin Towers jail just as soon as shrinks sign her off as stable enough to...
Twin Towers Jail, Los Angeles - (Ass Mess): Doctors monitoring incarcerated socialite Paris Hilton are investigating reports that her refusal to eat, drink or use the lavatory for five days is unconnected to any eating disorder or hygiene phobia but...
In a statement released from the Los Angeles twin towers prison, Paris Hilton said that she is "learning and growing." She also said that she has decided not to appeal her sentence and will serve out the rest of her time.
Twin Towers, Los Angeles - (Ass Mess): Shrinks at the Twin Towers jail psych ward have reported that Paris Hilton may be bulimic and could have carefully hidden her addition to self-purging for over a decade. The petulant heiress has spent two ni...
Paris Hilton has reportedly been denied razors (electric and blade) in her prison. She has also been denied access to hot wax and Brazilian Bikini Wax specialists. As her stay will be under 60 days (with good behaviour), she will also not in the ne...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Los Angeles - Paris Hilton, after kicking, screaming, and whining all the way to jail said that she was extremely humiliated and that people should be paying attention to important things like the War in Iraq and the men and wo...
A survey by, Net Numbers, revealed Paris Hilton is the #1 search on the net for the past month straight. It's anticipated her popularity will only get stronger as the rest of her jail stay unfolds.
Mel Gibson has held a sparse news conference announcing he would produce and direct a new movie titled: "Plaster of Paris". The movie will be a compound modern day oenology with troubled heiress
California - (Ass Mess): It's not e-x-a-c-t-l-y Guantanamo 2. But for beleagured socialite Paris Hilton it may as well be.
Al Sharpton offered his assistance to the Hilton family and their daughter Paris Hilton's.
California - (Ass Mess): Hours after being brought back to jail on Judge Sauer's orders petulant socialite Paris Hilton has failed a mandatory drug test after a standard strip search made prison officers suspicious about her toxicity.
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