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Funny story: Osama to campaign for Bush

Osama to campaign for Bush

Osama Bin Laden is likely to start his campaign for the US presidential candidate and long time friend Mr Bush later this week, according to our reliable source.

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Funny story: John Kerry Captures Osama Bin Laden in Pakistan

John Kerry Captures Osama Bin Laden in Pakistan

ISLAMABAD. In a mighty strike to the core of infamous terror group Al-Qaeda, Democratic Presidential candidate Sen. John Kerry , assisted by a small privately contracted army of expert fighters and strategists, captured terrorist leader Osama bin La...

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Funny story: Bin Laden Slams US Pilots

Bin Laden Slams US Pilots

Osama bin Laden has slammed US pilots who have been carpet bombing near his cave. In a tape forwarded to Al Jazeera, bin Laden says that it is pointless taking out a contract for cable TV, if he is unable to get a clear picture.

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Funny story: Bin Laden Close To Capture

Bin Laden Close To Capture

Islamabad - United State's Officials speaking at a joint conference with their allies say that they are closer to capturing Osama Bin Laden than they have ever been before. One small problem keeps them from swooping down even now ; that being tha...

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Funny story: Osama Bin Laden Captured, Found In U.S. Army

Osama Bin Laden Captured, Found In U.S. Army

FORT BENNING, GEORGIA-- The Bush administration received yet another shocking blow today when, it was discovered today that Osama Bin Laden has been in the United States Army this entire time ever since September 11th.

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Funny story: Lost In Translation

Lost In Translation

Osama bin Laden brushed a bat off his knee and straightened his robe. The cave was growing dark as he poured the tea. It was small but neat with pictures of Arsenal on the wall. "But for Benditlike it could all have been so different". he s...

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Funny story: Saddam, Osama Eye US Presidency

Saddam, Osama Eye US Presidency

Saddam Hussein, with Osama bin Laden as his running mate, is aiming to become the first foreigner to win the American Presidency.

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Funny story: Opus Dei admits masterminding 9/11: Osama "a mercenary"

Opus Dei admits masterminding 9/11: Osama "a mercenary"

(Vatican City, Saturday 3rd July) Documents released today under the Catholic Church's Freedom of Disinformation Act confirm that Osama Bin Laden was paid $5 billion from the Pontifical Office's Colombian offshore accounts to mastermind the...

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Funny story: Bin Laden Wants Puppet Regime Too

Bin Laden Wants Puppet Regime Too

Criminal mastermind Osama Bin Laden says Iraq has a puppet regime, and he wants one as well.

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Funny story: Bin Laden Says Michael Moore's New Film "Numero Uno"

Bin Laden Says Michael Moore's New Film "Numero Uno"

Osama bin Laden, the evil arch-criminal who is currently thought to be hiding somewhere in Afghanistan, took a break from being a wanted fugitive terrorist for a few hours recently to attend a private viewing of Michael Moore's new film, "F...

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Funny story: Kerry and bin Laden... Same person?

Kerry and bin Laden... Same person?

An unidentified Middle-East source reports that John Kerry and Osama bin Laden are actually one and the same. "Don't be fooled by the size of Kerry's head; it is actually bin Laden with his turban under a life-like mask," stated one State official. "Because of Kerry's relative obscurity and lack of real personality, it was easy to pull this off," cited that same...

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Funny story: CIA Reveals Satan Met With Bin Laden in 2001, Is Harboring Terrorists in Hell

CIA Reveals Satan Met With Bin Laden in 2001, Is Harboring Terrorists in Hell

WASHINGTON, DC-- George Bush has been having trouble Proving Osama Bin Laden met with Saddam Hussein, but top CIA officials this week revealed that they have uncovered proof the Al Qaeda leader had met with Satan, (AKA Lucifer, Prince of Darkness, Be...

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Funny story: "Osama Bin Laden Is My Son!"

"Osama Bin Laden Is My Son!"

ST PETERSBURG. Workers excavating a basement in the old city came across an old photo album that has left local historians astonished. "It appears that we have found pictures of the infamous Rasputin, many of which have notes and interesting sto...

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Funny story: Bush, Rumsfeld Offer Proof of Saddam/ Bin Laden Ties

Bush, Rumsfeld Offer Proof of Saddam/ Bin Laden Ties

WASHINGTON-- President Bush and Donald Rumsfeld announced in a press conference today that they had finally obtained proof that Saddam Hussein and Osama Bin Laden had ties.

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Funny story: Osama Bin Laden Shaves Britney Spears Daily!

Osama Bin Laden Shaves Britney Spears Daily!

The stupid American Generals think I have been hiding in caves in Afghanistan and Pakistan. I have been secretly touring with Britney Spears for the past ten months. My job has been to shave the girl every day. When I get done with her, only the hair...

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Funny story: Osama Bin Laden Will Attend Reagan Funeral

Osama Bin Laden Will Attend Reagan Funeral

Washington (AP) Osama Bin Laden is going to try to attend Ronald Reagan's funeral this week. The CIA reports a high level of chatter on several Middle East channels that indicate the terrorist leader will alter his appearance in order to show up with...

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Funny story: Tony Blair takes Bill Clinton on to be his Advisor/Lover

Tony Blair takes Bill Clinton on to be his Advisor/Lover

On Monday, Tony Blair will officially take Bill Clinton on as an advisor about the US. Since President Bush is making Osama Bin Laden his new Vice president, Blair figured he'd need someone with an inside track.

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