London: In an international stampede of alleged social consciousness started by Gordon Brown, no one will attend the opening ceremony of the 2008 Olympics.
The end of the Olympics appears to be imminent as every nation has found reason to boycott every other nation's Olympics.
Due to the recent controversies with the Olympic torch marathon, the treatment of Tibet, and the tainted food and toys imported into the United States from China, President George W. Bush has said that he is "unsure of the whole situation."...
The Devil has accused the Western media of demonising his unholy supporters and says there are "complicated problems" in administering international evil.
Not all young New Yorkers are self-absorbed, oblivious to world affairs and unsympathetic to global socio-cultural plights. A grass-roots effort is taking shape in Manhattan.
A factory in Guangzhou, Guangdong Province, used to manufacture replica Olympic torches for distribution during the upcoming Beijing Olympics, has burned to the ground. As many as 200 workers are believed to be in a critical condition. Many of the wo...
San Francisco, California - The 2008 Beijing Olympic committee yesterday ordered the Olympic torch vanguard to field test it newly installed "Klingon Cloaking Device" in San Francisco yesterday for the very first time, causing it to disappe...
The Olympic Games, scheduled to take place in Beijing in June, could face a last-minute switch to Tibet, if sources inside the romantic fantasy mountain kingdom are to be believed.
San Francisco, California - The politically enlightened citizens of San Francisco, as so known as "The City of Brotherly Love," showed some tough love today as they repeatedly attempted an intervention on behalf peoples of Tibet struggling...
China is to take unprecedented military action in an attempt to protect the Olympic Torch Flame (OTF) in Tibet, by mobilising its Terracotta Army for the first time in more than 2000 years.
The pictures of violent upheaval are still freshly imprinted in everyone's minds: the Olympic Flame, having only just arrived from Greece, sported nothing but controversy, both in London and in Paris, with probably more hullabaloo to come in othe...
In many towns and cities worldwide it is traditional to have a free for all fight of some kind. Perhaps it's to release pent up anger.
The Olympic Torch has been snuffed out during its visit to Paris on the French leg of its European Tour, sources inside France have said.
Paris, Texas (Dallas Morning News) - The Olympic Torch has been put out once again. Following the lead in Paris France protestors in Paris Texas have extinguished their own Olympic Torch. An angry mob of protestors built their own Olympic Torch, took...
There was chaos today in London as various sporting celebrities tried to carry the Olympic flame through Central London and past papparazzi-friendly landmarks.
The royal family today disrupted the Olympic torch procession through central London, with the Queen attempting to grab the torch from ex-Blue Peter presenter Konnie Huq.
In the spirit of the Olympic Mega Million games, Gordon Brown has declared that he is still going to attend the Beijing Olympics.
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