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Funny story: Beijing To Deploy Terracotta Army To Protect Olympic Torch In Tibet

Beijing To Deploy Terracotta Army To Protect Olympic Torch In Tibet

China is to take unprecedented military action in an attempt to protect the Olympic Torch Flame (OTF) in Tibet, by mobilising its Terracotta Army for the first time in more than 2000 years.

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Funny story: Olympic Flame calls it quits

Olympic Flame calls it quits

The pictures of violent upheaval are still freshly imprinted in everyone's minds: the Olympic Flame, having only just arrived from Greece, sported nothing but controversy, both in London and in Paris, with probably more hullabaloo to come in othe...

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Funny story: New Olympic Sport Emerges

New Olympic Sport Emerges

In many towns and cities worldwide it is traditional to have a free for all fight of some kind. Perhaps it's to release pent up anger.

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Funny story: Olympic Torch Snuffed Out By French Armpits

Olympic Torch Snuffed Out By French Armpits

The Olympic Torch has been snuffed out during its visit to Paris on the French leg of its European Tour, sources inside France have said.

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Funny story: Olympic Protest in Paris…Texas

Olympic Protest in Paris…Texas

Paris, Texas (Dallas Morning News) - The Olympic Torch has been put out once again. Following the lead in Paris France protestors in Paris Texas have extinguished their own Olympic Torch. An angry mob of protestors built their own Olympic Torch, took...

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Funny story: London Chaos as Freezing Homeless Attack Olympic Flame

London Chaos as Freezing Homeless Attack Olympic Flame

There was chaos today in London as various sporting celebrities tried to carry the Olympic flame through Central London and past papparazzi-friendly landmarks.

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Funny story: Royals Disrupt Olympic Torch Procession

Royals Disrupt Olympic Torch Procession

The royal family today disrupted the Olympic torch procession through central London, with the Queen attempting to grab the torch from ex-Blue Peter presenter Konnie Huq.

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Funny story: Gordon Brown Doesn't Mind Oppression

Gordon Brown Doesn't Mind Oppression

In the spirit of the Olympic Mega Million games, Gordon Brown has declared that he is still going to attend the Beijing Olympics.

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Funny story: Dwain Chambers To Ride Grand National Favourite

Dwain Chambers To Ride Grand National Favourite

Dwain Chambers, the drugs cheat sprinter who signed for Castleford Rugby League Club this week, has further astonished sports fans by announcing that he is to ride the favourite White Powder in this...

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Funny story: Chinese Sports Additions for Beijing Olympics Wreak Havoc

Chinese Sports Additions for Beijing Olympics Wreak Havoc

Forget the extensive training now going on Worldwide as athletes prepare for the Beijing 2008 Olympic Games, scheduled for August. The Chinese have added new games to the Olympics competition and these are virtually all unknown sports outside of the...

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Funny story: China to Boycott Summer Olympics!

China to Boycott Summer Olympics!

Chinese President Hu Jintao issued a statement stating that the People's Republic of China will not send a team to Beijing to participate in the Olympics. Jintao cited China's poor record on human rights and the environment as primary reason...

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Funny story: T5 Torch Trepidation

T5 Torch Trepidation

The Olympic torch relay faces its toughest challenge yet as it approaches London and the dreaded Terminal 5 that has recently opened amid chaotic circumstances at Heathrow Airport.

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Funny story: British Cycling At Its Strongest For Years, Says Boardman

British Cycling At Its Strongest For Years, Says Boardman

Great Britain's cyclists delivered an awesome series of performances at the Track Cycling World Championships, and have put the nation at the forefront of world cycling, according to former Olympic gold medal winner Chris...

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Funny story: Drug Testing to be Conducted in Special Olympics Games

Drug Testing to be Conducted in Special Olympics Games

The Special Olympics Board announced today that its athletes are being tested for performance-enhancing substances. While there yet to be any signs that any cheating has occurred, they wanted to safeguard against the possibility of cheating.

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Funny story: 1970s radical freed from US jail, Patty Hearst offers support to Dalai Lama

1970s radical freed from US jail, Patty Hearst offers support to Dalai Lama

Speaking for militant 70s-era urban guerilla group the Symbionese Liberation Army, Patty 'Tania' Hearst-Shaw today announced the SLA's official reorganization and showcased their reemerg...

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Funny story: Tibet Olympic Team Thrown Out Of Beijing Games

Tibet Olympic Team Thrown Out Of Beijing Games

The government in China has moved swiftly and decisively to quell the Tibetan uprising, by having the Dalai Lama-led country thrown out of the Olympic Games, due to start in Beijing in June.

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Funny story: World War 3 Will Be Completed In Time For Olympics

World War 3 Will Be Completed In Time For Olympics

The Chinese government has made assurances to the International Olympic Committee (IOC) that the Tibetan Crisis is not really a crisis at all, and that should World War 3 break out in the next few we...

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