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Funny story: Small bird indicted in Plame leak investigation

Small bird indicted in Plame leak investigation

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Immediately following the New York Times mega-piece on formerly imprisoned Times reporter Judith Miller, a small unnamed North American fowl was indicted by federal authorities for its role in the Valerie Plame CIA leak case.

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Funny story: Jolie receives humanitarian award

Jolie receives humanitarian award

NEW YORK - Angelina Jolie showed up at the United Nations in New York City and it was a good thing, because she was just in time to be given an award for her humanitarian work as a goodwill ambassador for the United Nations refugee agency.

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Funny story: Doctors Say Britney Spears' Brain Is Missing

Doctors Say Britney Spears' Brain Is Missing

Doctors treating pop diva Britney Spears for a recent injury say they are puzzled by a recent discovery that her brain is missing. Dr. Emil Shaufhaussen of Manhattan General Hospital in New York said he had never seen anything like it before.

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Funny story: Plastic surgeon claims responsibility for Ashlee Simpson lip sync disaster

Plastic surgeon claims responsibility for Ashlee Simpson lip sync disaster

NEW YORK - Dr. Jonelson Smith, the famed British plastic surgeon who performed rhinoplasty and eye enlargement on Ashlee Simpson, revealed today that while Ashlee Simpson was under the knife, he accidentally removed her talent.

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Funny story: World Mourns the Passing of Nipsey Russell

World Mourns the Passing of Nipsey Russell

New York - As the world struggles to deal with the losses to two great 1960s funnymen - Bob Denver and Don Adams - death has mercilessly struck again, this time claiming Nipsey Russell at age 80. Perhaps best known for his versified responses on pop...

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Funny story: Yankees Manager Joe Torre Has A Plan

Yankees Manager Joe Torre Has A Plan

Yankee Stadium, The Bronx---New York Yankee Manager Joe Torre has announced the official slogan for his team for their upcoming playoff and championship games as "Kno more blaughck head plays."...

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Funny story: NY Times to Lay off All Reporters

NY Times to Lay off All Reporters

NYC -- The New York Times announced today it is laying off 4% of its workforce -- all its reporters. Long considered America's "Newspaper of Record" the publisher announced the Times would henceforth rely on unnamed government sources, opinion and e...

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Funny story: US will allow North Korea to have Diet Coke-Coka Reactor in exchange for their heavy water supplies

US will allow North Korea to have Diet Coke-Coka Reactor in exchange for their heavy water supplies

U.S. Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice said in an interview in New York on Tuesday "It is worth discussing the provision of a Diet Coke-Coka reactor to North Korea in the future." North Korea is expected in exchange to supply the US with all its he...

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Funny story: Chucky Announces His Big Ambitions

Chucky Announces His Big Ambitions

New York, Washington , DC and darkened smokescreens everywhere--- Chucky, the oh so sweet on screen movie horror and off screen local devil may care boy toy, has officially announced his intention to run for the Senate from New York.

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Wants to Experience Oregon Bulge

Paris Hilton Wants to Experience Oregon Bulge

Bend OR -- Because the Hilton Hotel chain, with franchises is Paris, New York, and L.A. "practically demands" its franchisees stay on top of their competition, it has petitioned the US Geological Survey to construct an architecturally uni...

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Funny story: Bowing To FCC Pressure, Howard Stern Switches To "Foreign Affairs" Format

Bowing To FCC Pressure, Howard Stern Switches To "Foreign Affairs" Format

(New York, New York) Following years of legal wrangling with the FCC, legendary New York radio personality Howard Stern has now "thrown in the towel" and converted his morning show into a "forum for discussion of pressing world iss...

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Funny story: Study: 4% Of Cell Phone Users Actually Speaking To Someone At Other End

Study: 4% Of Cell Phone Users Actually Speaking To Someone At Other End

(New York) Results of a long-awaited study on cellular phone usage have just been released, showing that as many as four percent of people who speak on cell phones in public may actually be engaged in genuine conversations with other human beings.

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Blamed for Rise in Number of People Smoking

Hillary Clinton Blamed for Rise in Number of People Smoking

New York - A prominent member of the medical community has claimed that recent increases in the instances of smoking among certain group may be directly attributable to Sen. Hillary Clintons ongoing anti-smoking campaign. Dr. James West, who is a ren...

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Funny story: Maybe There's Baseball in Heaven

Maybe There's Baseball in Heaven

Philip Bowler, nine years old, sits in his modified electric wheelchair with his mother and father, Regis and Agnes, at Turner Field watching his beloved New York Mets battle the Atlanta Braves. Mets first basemen, Doug Mientkiewicz, dusts off his cl...

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Funny story: Survivor Richard Hatch Wins Immunity Against IRS

Survivor Richard Hatch Wins Immunity Against IRS

New York -- Always a player, Survivor Richard Hatch won immunity from the IRS in the first episode of Survivor: Tax Court. The series is being filmed in Antigua, where Hatch reportedly keeps the bulk of his personal fortune. Hatch now faces...

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Funny story: Titanic Arrives in New York

Titanic Arrives in New York

New York, New York -- The famous ship Titanic arrived unexpectedly this morning in New York. The New York Port Authority was decidedly speechless as the ship dropped anchor at the mooring docks.

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Funny story: Larry King Dead

Larry King Dead

New York, NY - In stunning disclosure during yesterday's broadcast of "Larry King Live" on CNN, host Larry King acknowledge that he was dead and had been for the past eight years. CNN immediately cut to commercials and returned from the break with a...

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