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Funny story: NFL To Expand To 40 Teams By 2020

NFL To Expand To 40 Teams By 2020

The National Football League has announced plans to expand to 40 teams by the beginning of the 2020 season. In a 40 team league, they would continue to have two conferences with four divisions each (increasing to five teams per division). When as...

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Funny story: Chad Ochocinco to Change Name--Again

Chad Ochocinco to Change Name--Again

Cincinnati Bengals wide-receiver Chad Ochocinco (whose last name used to be Johnson) has stated he will change is name again to Chad NumeroUno despite what NFL commission Roger Goodell has to say about it. "He can't stop me," Ochocinco said. "He c...

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Funny story: Ray Guy Sues NFL For Position Discrimination

Ray Guy Sues NFL For Position Discrimination

Ray Guy was the punter for the Oakland Raiders in the 70's and 80's. He holds several NFL records and is generally considered the greatest punter of all time (he was selected in the position to the NFL 75th Anniversary team and all time team of the...

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Funny story: Indianapolis Colts Decide To Rest Starters Until Super Bowl

Indianapolis Colts Decide To Rest Starters Until Super Bowl

The Indianapolis Colts have decided to rest all of their starting players in the playoffs until the team reaches the Super Bowl. A spokesman said that "people like Peyton Manning are just too important to risk in playoff games or conference cham...

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Funny story: Brett Favre and Aaron Rodgers Refuse to Play on Same Pro Bowl Team

Brett Favre and Aaron Rodgers Refuse to Play on Same Pro Bowl Team

Aaron Rodgers of the Green Bay Packers and Brett Favre of the Minnesota Vikings were both named as quarterbacks for the NFC roster in the Pro Bowl Game. The Pro Bowl is an all star game for the NFL players and traditionally takes place in Hawaii the...

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Funny story: NFL Asks Players to Donate Brains to Discover Reasons for Repeated Off the Field Insanity!

NFL Asks Players to Donate Brains to Discover Reasons for Repeated Off the Field Insanity!

A spokesman for the NFL, concerned with the rising incidences of off the field mayhem, anti social behavior, and the increase in unwed mothers, have asked players to donate their brains for a study to be undertaken with Boston University. "We need...

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Funny story: Hapless Lions Quit NFL, Join High School Catholic League

Hapless Lions Quit NFL, Join High School Catholic League

In a surprise move by owner William Clay Ford this week, Detroit Lions representatives announced the team's decision to leave the NFL, in favor of a competitive arena better suited to the team. "With only two wins notched this year and none in the...

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Funny story: Pats Open Can Of Whup-Ass On Sorry Bucs But Tom Brady Flees London In Fear

Pats Open Can Of Whup-Ass On Sorry Bucs But Tom Brady Flees London In Fear

Pats QB Tom Brady, who earlier led his team to a standout victory over the Tampa Bay Buccaneers by a 35-7 margin tonight fled London after apparent security threats compromised his personal safety. Brady was rushed directly from Wembley Stadium to...

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Funny story: Obama Contemplates Naming Ralph Nader NFL Pay Czar: Players Demand Limbaugh Be Named New NFL Commisioner!

Obama Contemplates Naming Ralph Nader NFL Pay Czar: Players Demand Limbaugh Be Named New NFL Commisioner!

In a wild weekend in Washington, reports have leaked out that President Barack Hussein Obama is contemplating naming Ralph Nader to be the new NFL Pay Czar in order to get waffling white republicans to back his health care plan. The report, leaked...

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Funny story: Jim Zorn Gives Washinton Redskin Play Calling Duties to Sherman Lewis

Jim Zorn Gives Washinton Redskin Play Calling Duties to Sherman Lewis

Two weeks ago, Sherman Lewis was enjoying his retirement and playing bingo at a senior citizen's center. Next Sunday, he'll call the plays for the Washington Redskins. Head Coach Jim Zorn announced that "Mr. Snyder, our owner, feels that someone el...

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Funny story: NFL Says Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders to Go Topless for National Breast Appreciation Day

NFL Says Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders to Go Topless for National Breast Appreciation Day

Monday Night Football on September 28th will be the concluding event in the day long celebration of National Breast Appreciation Day. To conclude the huge festivities, the NFL has announced that the Dallas Cowboy and Carolina Panther Cheerleaders wi...

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Funny story: Tony Romo Breaks NFL Records in New Cowboy Stadium Debut

Tony Romo Breaks NFL Records in New Cowboy Stadium Debut

The Dallas Cowboys officially opened their new stadium to the public in a Sunday Night NFL game against division rival The New York Giants. The new $1.15 billion dollar sports complex is the most expensive ever built and the crowd for the opening (o...

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Funny story: Scouting Report: Packers Hold Promise This Year

Scouting Report: Packers Hold Promise This Year

Poised on the brink of a new season, the Green Bay Packers hold more promise this year than any of the past ten. With several meaty linebackers, an impressive front line, and a solid performer at quarterback, they are sure to make their mark: WR,JAKE ALLEN, #13, makes quite an impression with his shoulder length dreadlocks and pencil thin mustache. This 6'4",196 lbs. graduate from Mississippi...

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Funny story: Brett Favre's Left Arm Retires

Brett Favre's Left Arm Retires

Eden Prairie, Minn - NFL legend Brett Favre has retired - sort of. The 39-year-old quarterback held a press conference today at the Minnesota Vikings training facility. During the press conference Favre dropped a bombshell by announcing that his le...

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Funny story: NFL's Philadephia Eagles to Change Mascot

NFL's Philadephia Eagles to Change Mascot

The Philadelphia Eagles football team has used the name for over 75 years (except for a bried time during WWII when they became the Steagles). With their recent signing of Michael Vick and his court ordered requirements to promote dog health issues,...

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Funny story: Brett Favre Signs With Minnesota Vikings

Brett Favre Signs With Minnesota Vikings

Brett Favre, who just three weeks ago said that a deal could not be reached and that he was going to stay retired, just signed a contract to play for the Minnesota Vikings. The quarterback, who holds several career records, will now play against his...

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Funny story: Cleveland Brown's Dawg Pound Worried of Results If Michael Vick Plays

Cleveland Brown's Dawg Pound Worried of Results If Michael Vick Plays

Members of The Dawg Pound, a group of Cleveland Browns fans, are worried of the results if Michael Vick is permitted to play in the NFL again. Vick was recently released from 18 months in prison and has not played in the NFL for two seasons due to m...

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