Former southern Baptist preacher turned Arkansas governor turned aspiring presidential candidate Mike Huckabee claimed today that Former Massachusetts governor Mitt Romney's Mormon God is inferior to his southern Baptist God.
PEARL HARBOUR, HI, USNA-- Presidential candidate Rudy "Mitt" Rompson was outed as a Fascist Party member after being linked to a fundraising website promising to reopen World War II on behalf of the Imperial Axis. His membership was proven...
HORTON, IOWA - After 28 years of farming corn, Walter Hosch announced this week that he's all done planting corn. "Over the years, I've made a fair living from growing and selling corn. A lot of my neighbors think that, with the rising d...
Broek Henderson reporting for GNN News desk from the FOX Presidential Debate in Orlando Florida.
(MSNBC) Sparks, Nevada -- Republican Presidential candidate, Mitt Romney, has lost the Conservative Leadership Conference straw poll that was held the other day.** The final results left Romney, who attended as well as spoke at the event, with 1...
Mitt Romney said, during last week's Republican presidential debate, that if he is elected president, he will send thousands of Mormon missionaries to Iraq, to help restore civil order in that war-torn country.
1 Sep 07 FORT WORTH, TX, USNA-- The traditional campaign-kick-off weekend here finds 200 nations distractedly voting for Ron Paul above all other candidates in bot...
In a crushing blow to Republicans, Presidential hopeful Ron Paul announced today that he would like to return the United States to its Constitutional roots, allow people to do any non-violent thing they want and restore privacy rights to ordinary cit...
With the sagging fortunes of the Neo-cons, the GOP wanna-be's have turned to a hitherto untapped voting block in hopes of gaining the nomination, The Undead!...
The Presidential candidate formerly known as Rudy McRomney announced today that he is changing his name to Rudy Romson. This change comes about because of the campaign difficulties of one of his split personalities, Senator McCain and the development...
(MUSICMAN PRESS) Another famous American figure has found himself in the middle of another political controversy. Big Al, the long time figure of the Republican Party has agreed with P.E.T.A. to file a lawsuit against the party.
July 9, 2007 - De Moines, Iowa - A Mitt Ronmey supporter suffered minor injuries when Mitt Ronmey's hair appeared to leap off his head and bite a young woman during a campaign stop in De Moines.
In response to the Bush Administration's new "Waffle" strategy for Iraq, GOP candidates Rudy Giuliani, John McCain,...
A man with bullet train goals, Republican presidential hopeful Mitt Romney solved an overcrowded station wagon problem by tying the family dog's carrying case to the car roof, and driving 12-hours to visit his parents in Ontario, Canada. Some mig...
Washington, D.C. Mitt Romney won a surprising endorsement from the 1970s psychedelic rock group, Pink Floyd, when they announced today that they would be urging their fan base to support the Romney for President Election 2008 Campaign effort with vol...
Salt Lake City, Utah - Upon hearing the news of Republican Presidential candidate, Mitt Romney's National Lampoon's 'Vacation' style 12-hour road trip with his dog, Seamus, in a kennel tied to the roof of the family station wagon, rep...
Washington D.C.- In a rare bi-partisan press conference, each of the current eighteen candidates for President of the United States gave their positions on fiscal policy.
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