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Funny story: Natalie Portman Is Ticked

Natalie Portman Is Ticked

London and the Village---Angry that she is no longer reigning glamorously triumphant as Queen Padme Amidala in a Hollywood forum of convenience or even consulted in a significant way about the fate of the Universe at large, Natalie Portman has decide...

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Funny story: Diana was "ill-conceived and ill-executed"

Diana was "ill-conceived and ill-executed"

London, 24 March 2006 - (ReUterus & Associated Mess) - An All-Party Committee of MPs has published the findings of its seminal report into the disaster-struck House of Mountbatten which states that the late Diana, Princess of Wales was ill-conceived...

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Funny story: Hellfire Club loans financed erection of Diana Fountain

Hellfire Club loans financed erection of Diana Fountain

Buckingham Palace, London - Monday 20 March 2006 - (Associated Mess): The UK is embroiled in a new loans fiasco today as news broke that the erection of the disastrous Diana, Princess of Wales Memorial Fountain in London's Hype Park was finan...

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Funny story: Abu Hamza in "JK Rowling recruited me" shock horror

Abu Hamza in "JK Rowling recruited me" shock horror

HMP Belmarsh, London; Saturday 11 February 2006 - (Rioters)...

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Funny story: MoD Claims Whale

MoD Claims Whale

London - The mysterious and tragic death of a bottle nosed whale in London has been neatly solved by Her Majesty's Armed Forces. In a statement to the press, Omar Abrams, today confirmed rumours of a military connection.

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Funny story: Patients Forced to Treat Themselves to Save Government Cash

Patients Forced to Treat Themselves to Save Government Cash

LONDON (AFP)-Government cabinet ministers are rescuing Britain's National Health Service, the NHS, from its chronic cash problems with a new scheme that pushes patients out of their hospital rooms and forces them to treat themselves.

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Funny story: Terrorist Al-Godiva whale swims up Thames

Terrorist Al-Godiva whale swims up Thames

The whale spotted swimming up the Thames in central London has been unmasked as part of an undercover surveillance operation by terrorist organisation Al-Godiva.

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Funny story: New Fair Trade Cocaine Launched

New Fair Trade Cocaine Launched

Farmer-friendly version of drug will ease liberal consciences. Consumer groups yesterday lent their support to the launch of new ‘fair trade' cocaine in north-west London. The move, by Jason ‘Jay' Myers of Stonebridge Park, came after years of campai...

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Funny story: Prince William getting fat and going bald

Prince William getting fat and going bald

London. (Spoof International News) Prince William, second in line to the British throne, has reportedly recently gained excessive weight, and has become very concerned about his accelerating hair loss.

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Funny story: Royal Family Celebrates "Christmas First"...Or Not?

Royal Family Celebrates "Christmas First"...Or Not?

London (AP) - The royal family is said to be celebrating a Christmas first today. They are celebrating the marriage of their son Prince Charles to Camilla. Apparently the Queen has not been informed the her son was previously married. When...

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Funny story: Prince Charles will change his name as King

Prince Charles will change his name as King

London. (Spoof International News) Prince Charles' office has announced that the Prince is seriously considering taking a new name when he finally becomes King. It had been assumed that he would take the name 'Charles III'. The P...

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Funny story: 'No panic at Downing Street' as MI5 denies spying on latest Thatcher glory-boy

'No panic at Downing Street' as MI5 denies spying on latest Thatcher glory-boy

From our Special Correspondent at The Poodle Parlour, No 10 Downing Street, London SW1; Monday 5 December 2005 - (Associated Mess): The Prime Minister's personal private secretary issued a strongly worded statement this morning expressing Tony B...

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Funny story: Tube train arrives on time - driver suspended

Tube train arrives on time - driver suspended

London Underground were at the centre of yet another embarassment today after one of its trains arrived on time, bringing yet more misery to the capital...

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Funny story: Queen Suggests Settling Things Over 15 Rounds

Queen Suggests Settling Things Over 15 Rounds

Recent reports stating that the second-in-command of Osama bin Laden's “Al Qaeda", the so-called “international terrorist group dedicated to opposing non-Islamic governments with force and violence" has made the Queen of the whole of Britain a target for terrorist attacks have drawn a surprising response from Buckingham Place, London today, after days of silence, reports our special...

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Funny story: UFOs Over London - Government Denies Cover-Up

UFOs Over London - Government Denies Cover-Up

Following the recent ‘flap' of sightings of Unidentified Flying Objects over London, England, the Ministry For Bizarre Flying Articles issued the following statement:...

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Funny story: UFO Sightings Over London: Government Denies Cover-Up

UFO Sightings Over London: Government Denies Cover-Up

Following the recent ‘flap' of sightings of Unidentified Flying Objects over London, England, the Ministry For Bizarre Flying Articles issued the following statement:...

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Funny story: Seniors on Luxury Cruise Ship Repel Pirates

Seniors on Luxury Cruise Ship Repel Pirates

LONDON (Reuters)--A fleet of pirate vessels was repelled and sunk by an elderly group of British and American grandmothers and grandfathers on board the luxury cruise liner the Seaborn Adventurer on Sunday off the Somali coast.

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