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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan and 'Bikini Girl' To Star In "The Lolitas"

Lindsay Lohan and 'Bikini Girl' To Star In "The Lolitas"

HOLLYWOOD - Clint Eastwood has just announced that he will be directing Lindsay Lohan and Katrina Darrell aka "Bikini Girl" in the Amaretto Monteverdi production of The Lolitas The film is based on the story by Danielle Sweetwater. The original mo...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Facebook Revelations Reveals She's A Little Bored

Lindsay Lohan Facebook Revelations Reveals She's A Little Bored

Right now I'm watching an ant crawl across the carpet. This must seem like a mighty trip for him but I can get across in three seconds as I tried it awhile ago. Ants are stupid. I wish Sam was here. Tonight I made some peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for dinner but I must have put it on the wrong sides of the bread because it got all over my hands and the cat that I picked up to rub. B...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan, Rob Pattinson, Miley Cyrus, Brenda Song, Vanessa Hudgens, and Johnny Depp In Studio Free-for-all!

Lindsay Lohan, Rob Pattinson, Miley Cyrus, Brenda Song, Vanessa Hudgens, and Johnny Depp In Studio Free-for-all!

Hollywood Ca - A TV studio audience and millions of daytime TV viewers were left aghast when a gang of teen idols and Johnny Depp became embroiled in a mass brawl on live TV. Studio security guards were quick to intervene, but not before blood had be...

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Funny story: Britney Spears Fan Jumps On Stage: Turns Out It's Lindsay Lohan!

Britney Spears Fan Jumps On Stage: Turns Out It's Lindsay Lohan!

LOS ANGELES - It turns out that the crazed fan who jumped on stage during Britney Spears' Los Angeles concert performance was none other than actress Lindsay Lohan. Lilo, who was disguised as a male told Los Angeles sheriff's deputies that ever si...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Wants Dad To Apologize To Ronson

Lindsay Lohan Wants Dad To Apologize To Ronson

Sam Ronson-free, but definitely not liking it, Lindsay Lohan actually blames her dad Michael Lohan for triggering her breakup with Samantha Ronson with those endless headline-making cracks about his daughter's boy-oh-boy great love affair with the Br...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan dates Peppermint Patty - Marcie devastated!

Lindsay Lohan dates Peppermint Patty - Marcie devastated!

Lindsay Lohan, 22 has started dating Peanuts actress Peppermint Patty, much to the horror of her life long partner Marcie. Marcie, has been following the gravel-voiced, sandal-wearing Peppermint Patty around for years; calling her 'sir' and being...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan And Sam Ronson Kiss And Make Up?

Lindsay Lohan And Sam Ronson Kiss And Make Up?

Hollywood, Ca - Inside sources appear to suggest that Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson are on the verge of kissing and making up. Some reports suggest that the couple have been seeing one another again on the quiet, apart from a posse of papparazzi. W...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Won't Eat Until Samantha Takes Her Back

Lindsay Lohan Won't Eat Until Samantha Takes Her Back

LOS ANGELES - Lindsay Lohan, who until recently was one half of one of the most publicized couples in LaLaLand, has told her manager that she will not eat until her ex-"Boyfriend" Samantha Ronson takes her back. Lohan's manager Biff Orbenzender sa...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Headed For Breakdown?

Lindsay Lohan Headed For Breakdown?

Old friends of Lindsay Lohan say the lady's headed for disaster as she seems to be living life on the edge but on the edge of Nowhere. "It's almost like a replay of the Britney thing", stated one sympathetic to her condition. "No one really knows...

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Funny story: Vanessa Hudgens And Lindsay Lohan To Star In Cagney And Lacey Remake

Vanessa Hudgens And Lindsay Lohan To Star In Cagney And Lacey Remake

Leaked news from Hollywood Ca suggests that teen queens Hudgens and Lohan are to star in a remake of classic 70's TV cop show Cagney and Lacey. The original, which starred Sharon Gless and Tyne Daly as streetwise New York cops scooped awards by th...

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Funny story: Lohan Says She's Looking For A Lover!

Lohan Says She's Looking For A Lover!

Lindsay Lohan is looking for a lover who does not mind her alleged alcoholism, bi-sexualism, being whipped with a paddle on the bare ass or licking her electronic monitoring bracelet and watching the sparks fly, or so the famously troubled Hollywood...

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Funny story: Tila Tequila and Lindsay Lohan to fight to the death

Tila Tequila and Lindsay Lohan to fight to the death

2 darlings of the internet and paparazzi have agreed to stage the first real life celebrity death match. Tila Tequila and Lindsay Lohan, both recently described as "ridiculous" and "pointless" by every single person on Earth, including themselves,...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Having A Bad Week!

Lindsay Lohan Having A Bad Week!

Let's face it, it's been a bad..really bad week for Lindsay Lohan. Earlier in the week she apparently got dumped by Samantha Ronson "for good" which in Hollywood terms means nothing except a reconciliation would bring more publicity. But Ronson a...

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Funny story: Who The Hell Is Lindsay Lohan, And What Does She Mean To Us?

Who The Hell Is Lindsay Lohan, And What Does She Mean To Us?

Sir Alex Ferguson was today reportedly spitting feathers following Manchester United's failed bid to sign up Lindsay Lohan. Who nobody this side of the Atlantic has ever heard of. But who apparently has a huge lesbian following stateside. "When...

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Funny story: Fidel Castro Wants To Date Lindsay Lohan

Fidel Castro Wants To Date Lindsay Lohan

HAVANA, Cuba - Fidel Castro, the ex-president of Cuba says that now that Samantha Ronson has dumped Lindsay Lohan he would like to date the gorgeous girl known as Lilo. Castro, who is 82, says that he read where Miss Lohan is devastated, embarrass...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan dumps girlfriend for Playboy model

Lindsay Lohan dumps girlfriend for Playboy model

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronsons relationship has been on the rocks for months now, so it was no real suprise when the star told me three days ago: "Me and Sam are over, We just realised we want different things from life and we will never be able...

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Funny story: Lindsey Lohan, Sam Ronson Split For Good?

Lindsey Lohan, Sam Ronson Split For Good?

"This whole thing has been an absolute hell," Lindsay Lohan reveals after her split from girlfriend Sam Ronson. "I feel like Alice In Wonderland and at the Mad Tea Party. That's what my life has been of late, a Mad Tea Party" Lindsay's been more...

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