Showing:

Funny satire stories about Kate Middleton

Try another search?

Funny story: Kate Middleton spends birthday in snatch & scrot-rot clinic

Kate Middleton spends birthday in snatch & scrot-rot clinic

London - (Reuterus): Desperate royal wannabe Kate Middleton spent her 26th birthday in the Chelsea Snatch & Scrot-Rot Clinic after returning from a break in Barbados covered in green oozy pustules.

Read full story
Funny story: Kate Middleton loses £100,000 BBC contract after sex and drugs sting

Kate Middleton loses £100,000 BBC contract after sex and drugs sting

London - (Dumbass Mess): Desperate royal wannabe Kate Middleton is in shock today after being booted off a £100,000 BBC Strictly Come Dancing contract following a successful sex and drugs sting fiasco by a Daily Tosser undercover reporter.

Read full story
Funny story: Crack can make you blind Fergie tells Kate Middleton & Chelsy Davy

Crack can make you blind Fergie tells Kate Middleton & Chelsy Davy

London - (Presposterous Mess): The ex-Duchess of York has told royal wannabes Kate Middleton and Chelsy Davy that doing too much crack cocaine has blinded them to the perils of the royal family from hell and their impostor princes Wills and Harry.

Read full story
Funny story: Kate Middleton's royal DNA link to the Yorkshire Ripper

Kate Middleton's royal DNA link to the Yorkshire Ripper

Clarence House - (Fetid Mess): Desperate HRH wannabe Kate Middleton has forked out a fortune to prove she's got blue blood somewhere along the line.

Read full story
Funny story: Cops bust Buck House crack den

Cops bust Buck House crack den

Buckingham Palace, London: (Constitutional Mess): A sex, drugs and blackmail plot to oust the Puppet Monarch has resulted in a dawn raid on a Buckingham Palace crack den according to police reports.

Read full story
Funny story: Kate Middleton snapped shooting up

Kate Middleton snapped shooting up

Balmoral Estate, Scotland - (Ass Mess): Desperate royal wannabe Kate Middleton was snapped shooting up on the Balmoral estate this weekend.

Read full story
Funny story: Sun Reporter Stalked by Prince William

Sun Reporter Stalked by Prince William

A photographer for the Sun Newspaper revealed that he was considering taking legal action against Prince William and his on-off girlfriend, Kate Middleton, following a number of incidents that he claimed 'invaded his priv...

Read full story
Funny story: BBC's Fiona Bruce relegated to Trash in the Attic show after hysterical performance

BBC's Fiona Bruce relegated to Trash in the Attic show after hysterical performance

Television Center, London - (Rotters): BBC newsreader Fiona Bruce has been dumped from her impending new Antiques Roadshow anchorwoman's job after a hysterical performance presenting the Ten O'Clock News tonight and is now being rele...

Read full story
Funny story: Drunken UK royals total disgrace says Middle East TV station

Drunken UK royals total disgrace says Middle East TV station

London - (Teetotal-itarian Mess): Drunken young British royals and their wannabe hangers-on are a complete disgrace according to a popular Middle Eastern TV current affairs program broadcast.

Read full story
Funny story: Kate Middleton more famous than Vanessa Hudgens?

Kate Middleton more famous than Vanessa Hudgens?

California - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): "You gotta be joking!" Hollywood PR sources said today amid reports that Prince William's erstwhille girlfriend Kate Middleton is about to post her own nude photographs on the net after being relegat...

Read full story
Funny story: No Kate Middleton Tussauds Waxwork 'Now or Ever': Report

No Kate Middleton Tussauds Waxwork 'Now or Ever': Report

London - (Ass Mess): Waxworks museum Madame Tussauds has said it has no plans now or in the future to cast an image of desperate royal wannabe Kate Middleton 'on aesthetic, humanitarian or conservation grounds'.

Read full story
Funny story: Cops probe BBC newsreader deception over Kate Middleton

Cops probe BBC newsreader deception over Kate Middleton

Broadcasting House - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): It's sordid, it's deceitful and it's been staring nearly 45 million UK TV licence payers in the face for decades.

Read full story
Funny story: Revealed: the chequebook that rekindled Kate and William's love for each other

Revealed: the chequebook that rekindled Kate and William's love for each other

London - (Ass mess): The Pretender to the Throne's heir apparent and Kate Middleton rekindled their contractual obligations during a multi-million pound crack deal at a Wiltshire mansion this summer according to a report today.

Read full story
Funny story: Kate Middleton denied US visa after consulate sniffer dogs' alarm

Kate Middleton denied US visa after consulate sniffer dogs' alarm

US Embassy, London - (Ass Mess): Kate Middleton has been turned down for a US visitor's visa after a routine interview at the embassy's consular section alarmed sniffer dogs used to determine which applicants are regular drug users.

Read full story
Funny story: Kate Middleton's Melbourne Cup freebie cancelled after whores flu outbreak

Kate Middleton's Melbourne Cup freebie cancelled after whores flu outbreak

Sydney, Australia - (Ass Mess): Kate Middleton's self-publicising trip to Australian horseracing's blue riband Melbourne Cup Day has been cancelled after officials confirmed a widespread outbreak of whores flu.

Read full story
Funny story: Lord Chamberlain bars Kate Middleton from Diana Memorial nostaligafest

Lord Chamberlain bars Kate Middleton from Diana Memorial nostaligafest

Buckingham Palace - (Ass mess): Kate Middleton has been officially barred from next Friday's Princess Diana memorial service at the Central Neasden Mosque after Buckingham Palace's Lord Chamberlain, Lord Luce-Cannon, said "no slappers, t...

Read full story
Funny story: Fayed warns Middleton will die in Diana bank holiday copycat 'accident'

Fayed warns Middleton will die in Diana bank holiday copycat 'accident'

London - (Ass mess): Mohammed Fayed has told the police he thinks Kate Middleton will "die in a Diana bank holiday copycat car accident" this month.

Read full story

Breaking news…
Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Subscribe…
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more