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Funny story: John McCain Picks Charlie Crist for VP

John McCain Picks Charlie Crist for VP

New York, New York (IPP) - John McCain headquarters has announced that a Vice Presidential candidate has finally been picked out from the ranks of the Republican party. The candidate chosen is Florida governor Charlie Crist.

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Funny story: McCain seeks to eliminate First Amendment

McCain seeks to eliminate First Amendment

Aspiring presidential candidate and Arizona senator John McCain stated today the First Amendment to the Constitution has become antiquated and should be repealed in favor of a more socially-acceptable and child-friendly amendment.

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Funny story: McCain Threatens to Pull out of the Race

McCain Threatens to Pull out of the Race

The 71-year-old Senator says he's sick of waiting on Obama and Clinton.

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Funny story: McCain Abandons White House for Stardom

McCain Abandons White House for Stardom

Fresh off his giddy success on Saturday Night Live and late night talk shows over the past two weeks, Republican Presidential Nominee John McCain announced he is leaving politics for show business.

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Funny story: McCain Calls for War on Sniffles

McCain Calls for War on Sniffles

Republican candidate John McCain upped the ante in the presidential election today, announcing his plan for a nationwide effort to eliminate runny and stuffy noses. The War on Sniffles would be the first big initiative in a...

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Funny story: Aryan Nation endorses Obama over McCain for president

Aryan Nation endorses Obama over McCain for president

In a stunning reversal from its usual policies, white Supremacist organization Aryan Nation announced today that it will endorse mixed-race candidate Barack Obama over his very white opponent John McCain for president of the United States.

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Funny story: John McCain Fit to Serve as President Despite 'a Few' Health Problems

John McCain Fit to Serve as President Despite 'a Few' Health Problems

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) -- In an effort to prove that John McCain is healthy enough to be President of the United States, the Mayo Clinic of Scottsdale has released the Arizona senator's medical records as well as his brain scans and biopsies.

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Funny story: McCain Campaign Fires Everybody and Refuses All Endorsements!

McCain Campaign Fires Everybody and Refuses All Endorsements!

McCain has decided to return to his maverick politics and reject the many compromises he had been persuaded to accept in order to get elected.

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Funny story: McCain's doctors declare him fit, No sign of cold.

McCain's doctors declare him fit, No sign of cold.

1173 pages of presidential candidate John McCain's medical history were released to a group of press reporters on Friday. Apparently there was no indication that the 71 year old was suffering from cold.

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Funny story: McCain To Pick Methuselah for VP

McCain To Pick Methuselah for VP

Senator John McCain will ask legendary biblical figure Methuselah to be the Republican vice presidential nominee, according to a GOP source who asked not to be identified.

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Funny story: McCain Welcomes Mark Foley, Larry Craig, and Charlie Crist to Ranch

McCain Welcomes Mark Foley, Larry Craig, and Charlie Crist to Ranch

Mephistophel, Tennessee (IPP) - Republican presidential hopeful John McCain welcomed fellow Republicans Mark Foley, Larry Craig, and Charlie Crist to his dude ranch in western Tennessee for the week for a private party lasting a week, a day, and sixt...

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Funny story: John McCain To Join Game Show "Survivor"

John McCain To Join Game Show "Survivor"

(Washington, D.C.) In a move that may be as advised as the Bush administration's "Mission Accomplished" declaration of 2003, presumptive Republican Presidential nominee John McCain held a press conference stating that h...

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Funny story: Burma Lobbyist Leaves McCain Campaign

Burma Lobbyist Leaves McCain Campaign

Burma - The military dictators of Burma expressed dismay that Doug Goodyear, their mole in the John McCain campaign, has been outed.

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Funny story: McCain's PTSD Kicks In, Just as Bush Vet Admin Denies Coverage!

McCain's PTSD Kicks In, Just as Bush Vet Admin Denies Coverage!

Deep in debt, Bush admin has been cutting costs like Edward Scissorhands, the hedge fund manager! War vets have not been spared the trimming as Bush opposes the new GI bill and shortchanges veterans' mental health coverage.

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Funny story: John McCain: "Negotiating With Terrorists Is Not As Effective As Handing Them Our Weapons."

John McCain: "Negotiating With Terrorists Is Not As Effective As Handing Them Our Weapons."

President Bush commemorated Israel's 60th birthday by launching a political attack on the Democratic presidential candidates.

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Funny story: McCain says Hamas endorsement of Obama proves Democrats, Independents and traitorous crossover Republicans are terrorist too - breaking his promise not to be like Bush

McCain says Hamas endorsement of Obama proves Democrats, Independents and traitorous crossover Republicans are terrorist too - breaking his promise not to be like Bush

Washington, DC - McCain denies he has broken his campaign promise to the American people, not to be a cookie cutter third term of the Bush administration, by spot lighting the endorsement of the terrorist group Hamas of Obama, though critics say he h...

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Funny story: Johnny McBush Runs as Clairvoyant Candidate!

Johnny McBush Runs as Clairvoyant Candidate!

Repub likely Candie Johnny McBush appeared on Fox News being interviewed by undead expert, Karl Rove. McBush was seated before a crystal ball with a dew rag decorated with moons and stars on his ancient head. Rove looking like he hadn't sucked bl...

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