New York, New York (IPP) - John McCain headquarters has announced that a Vice Presidential candidate has finally been picked out from the ranks of the Republican party. The candidate chosen is Florida governor Charlie Crist.
Aspiring presidential candidate and Arizona senator John McCain stated today the First Amendment to the Constitution has become antiquated and should be repealed in favor of a more socially-acceptable and child-friendly amendment.
The 71-year-old Senator says he's sick of waiting on Obama and Clinton.
Fresh off his giddy success on Saturday Night Live and late night talk shows over the past two weeks, Republican Presidential Nominee John McCain announced he is leaving politics for show business.
Republican candidate John McCain upped the ante in the presidential election today, announcing his plan for a nationwide effort to eliminate runny and stuffy noses. The War on Sniffles would be the first big initiative in a...
In a stunning reversal from its usual policies, white Supremacist organization Aryan Nation announced today that it will endorse mixed-race candidate Barack Obama over his very white opponent John McCain for president of the United States.
WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) -- In an effort to prove that John McCain is healthy enough to be President of the United States, the Mayo Clinic of Scottsdale has released the Arizona senator's medical records as well as his brain scans and biopsies.
McCain has decided to return to his maverick politics and reject the many compromises he had been persuaded to accept in order to get elected.
1173 pages of presidential candidate John McCain's medical history were released to a group of press reporters on Friday. Apparently there was no indication that the 71 year old was suffering from cold.
Senator John McCain will ask legendary biblical figure Methuselah to be the Republican vice presidential nominee, according to a GOP source who asked not to be identified.
Mephistophel, Tennessee (IPP) - Republican presidential hopeful John McCain welcomed fellow Republicans Mark Foley, Larry Craig, and Charlie Crist to his dude ranch in western Tennessee for the week for a private party lasting a week, a day, and sixt...
(Washington, D.C.) In a move that may be as advised as the Bush administration's "Mission Accomplished" declaration of 2003, presumptive Republican Presidential nominee John McCain held a press conference stating that h...
Burma - The military dictators of Burma expressed dismay that Doug Goodyear, their mole in the John McCain campaign, has been outed.
Deep in debt, Bush admin has been cutting costs like Edward Scissorhands, the hedge fund manager! War vets have not been spared the trimming as Bush opposes the new GI bill and shortchanges veterans' mental health coverage.
President Bush commemorated Israel's 60th birthday by launching a political attack on the Democratic presidential candidates.
Washington, DC - McCain denies he has broken his campaign promise to the American people, not to be a cookie cutter third term of the Bush administration, by spot lighting the endorsement of the terrorist group Hamas of Obama, though critics say he h...
Repub likely Candie Johnny McBush appeared on Fox News being interviewed by undead expert, Karl Rove. McBush was seated before a crystal ball with a dew rag decorated with moons and stars on his ancient head. Rove looking like he hadn't sucked bl...
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