Washington (AP) -The United States army has proudly recruited Pee Wee Herman to beef up its flagging war effort in Iraq.
WASHINGTON, DC--United States President George W. Bush has embraced the Sith and the Dark Side of the Force, saying that it's "no more Mr. Nice Guy" in the ongoing fight against insurgents in Iraq.
Washington D.C.- During a Department of Defense press conference on Friday, Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld announced that the United States would deploy it's brigades of Jedi Knights to the war in Iraq. "Only the Jedi can restore ord...
WASHINGTON, DC-A repentant and contrite-looking United States President George W. Bush has admitted that his Administration misled the world about the reasons for the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, and promised to tell the truth from now on at a well-...
Condoleezza Rice has set the tone for other World leaders during her surprise visit to Iraq this week following her apology to Newsweek. Sporting a significant beard and trendy little hat she addressed Kurdish leaders raising concerns about their eti...
Italy's Pizza CEO, Silvio Berlusconi, announced plans yesterday on a live chat show to start withdrawing his country's 3,000-strong Pizza Delivery Express service in Iraq in September. The move comes on top of the withdrawal of more th...
Tony Blair looks set to be sacked from the Labour Party after sensationally blasting the public's obsession with the war on Iraq on a live television debate yesterday.
In a long expected move, today President Bush announced he is appointing Saddam Hussein to take the reins of control in Iraq. Bush's desire to obtain Saddam's services for this extremely difficult job have long been known in Washington inner circles,...
The White House admitted today in the face of the WMD Commission's report that it may have been slightly mistaken about the fact that Iraq had anything to do with the September 11 Attacks on New York, Washington, D.C. or the downing of United Air...
President Bush today responded to a new report investigating the bogus pre-war intelligence scam that led to war in Iraq by admitting that the whole thing was nothing more than a big prank.
ROME -- Following the fatal shooting of an Italian intelligence agent, and the wounding of a freed journalist hostage by US forces in Iraq last week, the Italian Foreign Ministry yesterday announced revised plans to give US tourists "something t...
Eager to be part of the wedding festivities, while desperate to maintain a high political profile (and as far away from the Iraq war as possible) in his 'Meet the People' campaign for the May election, Tony Blair suggested and agreed to walk...
Washington, DC-- Everybody is a target of North Korea's nuclear weapons program. But the U.S. is threatening war with Iran because, in the words of Donald Rumsfeld, "there are better targets in Iraq[Iran]".
Baghdad IRAQ (AL JAZEBRA) -- Last month thirteen year old Mohammed Dhafir was walking towards an Iraqi police station wearing a coat laden with explosives and ball bearings. "I was thinking about all those virgins waiting for me in paradise as I...
CAMP BUCCA, IRAQ --- After their harrowing tour of duty in Iraq, only days away from going home, the men and women of Camp Bucca, Iraq, felt like blowing off a little steam. Now, the Guard unit stands shamed, and the soldiers have mud on their faces.
WASHINGTON - President George W. Bush has asked Private Deanna Allen, the winsome Camp Bucca flasher, to return the purple heart she has been wearing on the army's mud wrestling circuit in Iraq. Allen, who wrestles in the D-cup class, wears the medal...
After totaling the votes following the first democratic Iraq election in over fifty years, officials have declared Saddam Hussein the uncontested winner for position of "President and Supreme Ruler." Despite not being on the ballot, the former dicta...
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