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Funny story: Julia Roberts pregnant, say many sources

Julia Roberts pregnant, say many sources

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. -- Oscar-winning actress Julia Roberts is pregnant, according to a source said to have made passionate love to her.

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Exposed By Queens Of Hollywood

Paris Hilton Exposed By Queens Of Hollywood

Paris, France---For reasons beyond her years, Paris Hilton is in hot water with Shirley MacLaine and Shirley Temple (Black).

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Funny story: Britney Spears Has Given Birth To A Little Monster

Britney Spears Has Given Birth To A Little Monster

Celebritney Maternity Ward In The Hollywood Hills and Rancho Mirage-Since her brand new little bawl of tears doesn't sleep on the bed of roses Britney laid out for him (complaining about thorny conditions and some other things not worth repeating), d...

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Funny story: "Kev" & "Brits" Call it Quits.

"Kev" & "Brits" Call it Quits.

HOLLYWOOD, CA Hollywood's latest parents, dancer Kevin Federline (27) and pop-diva Britney Spears (23), have agreed to a trial separation due t...

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Funny story: Jessica Simpson Face Cream Disaster!

Jessica Simpson Face Cream Disaster!

HOLLYWOOD (AP) Jessica Simpson recently came out of hiding with some terrible news to share with her many fans. Through her publicity agent, Miss Simpson revealed that she had been using a special face cream since she attended J. J. Pearce High Scho...

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Funny story: Reality Sex on Fox TV

Reality Sex on Fox TV

The FOX Network announced a new reality TV show for the fall lineup. Each weekly episode will feature a well known Hollywood or small screen celebrity traveling to a different city or location and having sex with the ordinary folks who happen to live...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Slaps Google with $50 Million Lawsuit

Paris Hilton Slaps Google with $50 Million Lawsuit

HOLLYWOOD (AP) Publicity-shy Paris Hilton has filed a $50 million lawsuit against the Google search engine. Lawyers for Paris Hilton are claiming that their client has been systematically deprived of income due to Google's practice of ignoring at lea...

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Funny story: Hilary and Haylie Duff Sue to Become Twins

Hilary and Haylie Duff Sue to Become Twins

Hollywood sisters and actresses Hilary and Haylie Duff have entered a motion in family court to become twins. "I want to be two years older like my sister Haylie," said Hilary, "then I wouldn't be a minor and my boyfriends and I c...

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Funny story: Everyone Loves Cleavage at Emmys

Everyone Loves Cleavage at Emmys

Hollywood -- The amount of cleavage visible at the 2005 Emmy Awards puts Hooters to shame, according to "Man in the Street" Al Bundy, connisseur of "Big Uns." Whether it was the strapless Desparate Housewives, or Everyone Loves...

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Funny story: Jennifer Lopez Debuts New Line of Trailer Trash Haute Couture

Jennifer Lopez Debuts New Line of Trailer Trash Haute Couture

Shirley Knott: HOLLYWOOD - Well, she has gone and done it: Jennifer Lopez today debuted her new line of fresh and trashy tart wear that simply screams to be worn by trailer park debutantes across the nation. Dubbing her new line Two...

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Funny story: Zellweger Calls It Quits, Saying 'He Had It Comin''

Zellweger Calls It Quits, Saying 'He Had It Comin''

HOLLYWOOD-Tinseltown Attorney General Overlee Shameless has gained grand jury support for indictment of Hollywood sensation Rene "Roxie Hart" Zellweger for conspiracy, attempted murder, and most shocking of all, being a serial role killer.

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Funny story: Apprentice Alla Fires Donald Trump in First Episode

Apprentice Alla Fires Donald Trump in First Episode

Hollywood -- Donald Trump may have dominated Ivana, and Marla Maples, but he's apparently met his match with Alla Wartenberg, a former stripper who teased and tormented a cold-blooded killer and lived to tell about it. In the first episode, sc...

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Funny story: WWE Sold to Tom Cruise; Vince McMahon Fired

WWE Sold to Tom Cruise; Vince McMahon Fired

STAMFORD, CONNECTICUT (WWE Special) The decision made yesterday to sell the entire WWE organization to Hollywood actor Tom Cruise struck a blow to diehard wrestling fans throughout the world. Trying to adjust to being unable to watch smackdowns and m...

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Funny story: Press summit held to create Brad Pitt Angelina Jolie media nickname

Press summit held to create Brad Pitt Angelina Jolie media nickname

Shirley Knott: HOLLYWOOD - As the media continues struggling to find an appropriate nickname for the Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston split, the entrance of Angelina Jolie on the fringe of the failed Pitt marriage is wreaking extra nickna...

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Funny story: Guns & Roses Reunited

Guns & Roses Reunited

Hollywood -- Admitting he just couldn't do it on his own, a tearful Axl Rose broke down today, and called on former GNR bandmates Slash (Saul Hudson) and Duff McKagen to help him complete his long awaited album, "Chinese Democracy."...

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Funny story: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie expecting quintuplets? Truth exposed!

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie expecting quintuplets? Truth exposed!

HOLLYWOOD - Angelina Jolie was overheard yesterday confiding to a close friend during lunch that she and Brad Pitt were expecting five children in November 2005 and, as the Tinseltown grapevine wound the news to the top, all of Hollywood strug...

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Funny story: Cindy Sheehan: Democratic Party Love Clone

Cindy Sheehan: Democratic Party Love Clone

HOLLYWOOD (Maury Povich Show)-Paid for by leftover soft money presidential campaign contributions (estimated to still amount to untold billions) and kickbacks from gasoline price gouging (too much to count), the DNA laboratory proof is now in: Cindy...

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