Long Beach, California - (ReUterus & Associated Mess): In scenes of unprecedented desperation PM Tony Blair has sold the film rights of his as yet unwritten autobiography to a Hollywood consortium headed by Arnold Schwarzebugger (sic) after the Vati...
Washington DC - (Associated Mess): The House of Representatives Homeland Insecurity Committee chairman Peter King has reacted badly to US press reports that a recent make-over by Hollywood stylists credited with Teri Hatcher's astonishing image...
Hollywood is the city of dreams. Well-preserved actresses stride across the red carpets, amongst the bright lights, from one VIP gala to the next. Their breasts are silicone implanted, and their faces lifted until their skin is drum tight. However, H...
It's April in Paris. It's also close to the birth of highly anticipated Hollywood 'superbaby' Pitt Jr. Brangelina - the name sounds like a breakfast cereal - decided to have the child in Paris as a tribute to Jolie's Mom, Michelle...
London and the Village---Angry that she is no longer reigning glamorously triumphant as Queen Padme Amidala in a Hollywood forum of convenience or even consulted in a significant way about the fate of the Universe at large, Natalie Portman has decide...
Hollywood, Ca. - Scientist's have completed an amazing tri-city study to determine, what they are calling "The Dumbness Factor" inherent in blondes.
As the televised awards ceremony nicknamed the "Oscars" ended, Jon Stewart read a letter from the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences lambasting the American people for being "out of touch" with Hollywood. Perhaps intending to use the publici...
On and Offstage at the Kodak Theatre, Hollywood and Vine, Los Angeles, California -- In a glib commercial effort to lighten up the sometimes not so serious Oscars, Jon Stewart has decided to hand himself a golden boy toy for hosting the 2006 televisi...
HOLLYWOOD (AP) Recently hired by JCPenney to boost sales of a new line of couches and sofas, former actor Tom Cruise is putting in a lot of overtime in order to earn money to furnish the playhouse he currently shares with child actor Katie Holmes. "L...
Standing in line at the local super market, Brent Jones of Carrolwood, FL, takes a quick glance at the tabloids displayed near the register. The headlines tell the latest scoop on Hollywood super stars like Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, and Jennifer Ani...
HOLLYWOOD-Blockbuster ABC television's Extreme Makeover producers have exhausted all their likely suspects here in the US, so they've taken their show on the road. Yes, they're going international…across the pond…to the next most...
Hollywood CA -[/b The hit show "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" was cancelled not too long ago. Spoof has learned exatly why the hit TV show went off air suddenly. It has been reported by NASA that they have found an "oddball object&quo...
Shirley Knott: HOLLYWOOD - On the heels of a recent nomination for a Daytime Emmy for his dance performance on The Oprah Winfrey Show, megastar Tom Cruise has announced that he will soon begin filming a remake of the 1934 Hollywo...
LOS ANGELES (AP) Paris Hilton sent out hundreds of Christmas cards this year to her ‘special friends'. The list mysteriously made it to the desk of one of Hollywood's most notorious gossip columnists---a close associate of one of our reporters. One...
The early favorites were announced Sunday by a panel of Hollywood "royalty." Though nothing about this list is official, the group has a ninety percent success rate in choosing the nominees in the major catagories. As is usual for the Aca...
The Hollywood Hilton---In a media world saturated with fantastic schemes, Paris Hilton tells her old bud Nicole, "It's over. I don't love you any more." Nicole shoots back, "No wonder. The media feeding has calmed down and you've got Stavros...
HOLLYWOOD (AP) After months of negotiations with various publications, Paris Hilton finally agreed to reveal a list of beauty secrets to Spoof reporter Craven Morehead. "I feel a special kinship with Mr. Morehead and am very comfortable in sharing...
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