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Funny story: Alcatraz to reopen as prison

Alcatraz to reopen as prison

California officials are planning to reopen Alcatraz as a correctional facility by May, 2013. The shocking and sudden decision comes after the state officials announced California couldn't meet the U.S. Supreme Court ruling to remove tens of thousand...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton is next London Ambassador as Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel makes Secretary of State

Hillary Clinton is next London Ambassador as Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel makes Secretary of State

Washington DC - In what's been described as her very own 'Don't Cry For Me, Argentina' moment Hillary's resignation after four years of running the State Department comes with the sure-fire sweetener of the US's top diplomatic posting to London.

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Funny story: Secretary-General of the United Nations Ban Ki-moon States The UN is Leaving The US

Secretary-General of the United Nations Ban Ki-moon States The UN is Leaving The US

New York-- Today in New York, Secretary-General of the United Nations Ban Ki-moon held a press conference to discuss the status of the United Nations and how it is handling the crisis' plaguing the world. UNSYG Ki-Moon took to the podium and expr...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Offers Monica Lewinsky $12 Million To NOT Write Book

Hillary Clinton Offers Monica Lewinsky $12 Million To NOT Write Book

BILLINGSGATE POST - It was reported by both The New York Post and The Washington Post that Monica Lewinsky is set to pocket a quick 12 million for her heart warming story about Slick Willy's penchant for sex toys, menage-a-trois, vaginal cigar probes...

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Funny story: Fees on Phone Bills Pay For $1.5 Billion Bill for Strippers to Contact their Dealers

Fees on Phone Bills Pay For $1.5 Billion Bill for Strippers to Contact their Dealers

A program that provides subsidized phone service to low-income strippers has nearly doubled in size in Ohio in the past year - now covering more than a million strippers. But the size of the program in the state - and profits to the increasing nu...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Hints Extradition Swap: Assange For Bush Cheney Plus Chevron Execs

Hillary Clinton Hints Extradition Swap: Assange For Bush Cheney Plus Chevron Execs

Thanks to our intrepid roving journalist Pepe Warezabar, we have breaking news on a deal to move Assange direct to the US, eliminating the Swedes entirely. Pepe and Hillary Clinton have known each other since the Arab Spring in Egypt, and most recently along the border of Syria-Turkey Hillary greatly admires Pepe's ability to scour out the best saloons in any area. The following interview too...

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Funny story: The US Condemns Atrocities in Syria

The US Condemns Atrocities in Syria

Hillary Clinton has condemned the atrocities in Syria. David Cameron, Prime Minister of the UK, has released a statement condemning the atrocities in Syria. Rupert Murdoch says he must network with his associates and Masonic brothers before printing...

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Funny story: Assange fury after emails hacked

Assange fury after emails hacked

WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange is planning to quit his refuge in the Ecuadorean embassy in London after accusing officials there of reading his emails. Assange, who ran screaming into the embassy in June claiming asylum in a bid to avoid ext...

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Funny story: Westboro Baptist Church threatening to picket Hillary Clinton

Westboro Baptist Church threatening to picket Hillary Clinton

Margie Phelps, daughter of the founder of the Westboro Baptist Church and spokesperson of the group, took to Twitter today to announce that the Westboro Baptist Church plans to picket a fundraiser in honor of Hillary Clinton. "Westboro will picket...

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Funny story: President Obama Tells Troops To Spike The Ball When They Kill Taliban Insurgents

President Obama Tells Troops To Spike The Ball When They Kill Taliban Insurgents

BILLINGSGATE POST - The Pentagon is currently deciding what disciplinary action will be taken for President Obama's gloating over his successful assassination of Osama bin Laden twelve months ago. Just recently, the four Marines snipers who were p...

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Funny story: Hillary announces for 2016! Karl Rove enters re-hab!

Hillary announces for 2016! Karl Rove enters re-hab!

When the DC press corps arrived at Karl Rove's home late Thursday night, they viewed a spectacle that no one ever expected to see. After hearing on a police scanner that there was a problem at the Rove residence, most of the media was at the home as...

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Funny story: North Korea Explains Planned Missile Launch Is Research for New Video Game

North Korea Explains Planned Missile Launch Is Research for New Video Game

After Secretary of State Hillary Clinton expressed grave concerns regarding North Korea's planned ballistic missile launch, North Korean leader Kim Jong-un explained that the missile launch is simply research for a new video game. "We are not a vi...

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Funny story: In Effort to Foster Office Camaraderie, Hillary Clinton Begins Referring to Female Staff as "Bitches"

In Effort to Foster Office Camaraderie, Hillary Clinton Begins Referring to Female Staff as "Bitches"

When she was growing up, Hillary Clinton was determined to break through traditional barriers to feminine achievement. In other words, Hillary was NEVER going to be just a secretary. However, like many women, Hillary found that traditional feminin...

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Funny story: Obama is everything Hillary Clinton Wishes to Be

Obama is everything Hillary Clinton Wishes to Be

WASHINGTON, DC (ABSNN) -President Barack Obama is everything Hillary Clinton wishes she was, and more according to her closest aides. They share a great deal of philosophical opinions; both are highly articulate, liberal attorneys. Both stu...

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Funny story: Man almost breaks internet but not quite by writing extremely long title for spoof article, world reacts but more interested in other things to be honest, like Hillary Clinton and Russell Brand relationship rumours.

Man almost breaks internet but not quite by writing extremely long title for spoof article, world reacts but more interested in other things to be honest, like Hillary Clinton and Russell Brand relationship rumours.

The internet almost spectacularly collapsed at the weekend when a spate of long titled spoof articles were approved by spoof writers who were left holding the keys for the weekend. "The lunatics have taken over the asylum" said one man Melvyn Toof...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Rushed to Hospital, Suffers Mental Breakdown

Hillary Clinton Rushed to Hospital, Suffers Mental Breakdown

WASHINGTON - Hillary Clinton was rushed to Georgetown University Hospital late Sunday evening after suffering from a mental breakdown. After an anonymous tip was called in to local authorities, Officer Dwight Leram discovered the dazed and confused...

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Funny story: VP Joe Biden Reassures US Public That Drug Smuggling From Mexico Cut By Ten Percent..However!

VP Joe Biden Reassures US Public That Drug Smuggling From Mexico Cut By Ten Percent..However!

Vice President Joe Biden has spent the past three months making trips from Washington to various areas of the United States/Mexican border and has announced today that drug traffic coming in from Mexico is down by ten percent over the past three year...

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