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Funny story: Doctors warn, "Prostrate cancer not to be confused with prostate cancer!"

Doctors warn, "Prostrate cancer not to be confused with prostate cancer!"

Prostrate cancer, a form of cancer that occurs in people who spend more than 95% of their time reclining on their couches watching T.V. or playing video games, should not be confused with prostate cancer, a cancer that usually affects men, says the A...

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Funny story: Amy Winehouse Appointed UK 'Wellness' Tsarina

Amy Winehouse Appointed UK 'Wellness' Tsarina

Troubled entertainer Amy Winehouse was given a boost yesterday night when she was appointed the UK's 'Wellness Tsarina' by a secretive group of Whitehall string-pullers. The post, although unsalaried, will allow Winehouse to tour the world in orde...

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Funny story: "An Apple a Day Keeps the Doctor Away" Republican health care plan

"An Apple a Day Keeps the Doctor Away" Republican health care plan

The Republican leadership in a joint health care press conference today, announced their plans for a total health care system overhaul. Congressman John Boehner, of Ohio, stood in front of a draped chalk board and with a flourish, took off the co...

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Funny story: Cock-Sucking Good For Men's Health - Report

Cock-Sucking Good For Men's Health - Report

Sucking a man's penis can be extremely good for his health, claims a report published on a railway station bog wall this week. The report, found in the end cubicle of the Gents' toilets in the railway station at Stockport, near Manchester, claims...

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Funny story: NHS Homeopath Defends Cash Spent on Medicines

NHS Homeopath Defends Cash Spent on Medicines

The NHS reportedly spent £4m last year on homeopathic cures, which are completely alien to most of the general public. Leading homeopathic medicinal scientist, Mrs. Joyflower Buttercup-Palmtree explains how it works: "Well, it's this radical new...

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Funny story: Last Denver Donut Shop To Close, Police Don't Know What To Do With Their Time

Last Denver Donut Shop To Close, Police Don't Know What To Do With Their Time

Denver, Colorado has been called the most healthy city in the United States. It has more miles of bike trails, and the highest per capita sales of vitamins and nutritional supplements. Because residents are so concerned about their physical conditi...

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Funny story: Sweet Tooth Link To Obesity

Sweet Tooth Link To Obesity

Doctors in the United States have said that they have established a link between children with a sweet tooth and obesity. While most children in society these days like sweets, those with an extra sweet tooth may become fat, the researchers say. T...

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Funny story: Retro Diets Are Now!

Retro Diets Are Now!

Retro Diets are the way forward as dieters seek radical new weight-loss regimes, according to a top Diet Guru. "More and more of the nation's fatties feel trapped in bloated modern lifestyles", says weight-loss expert Sheza Conner. "It's no longer fashionable to look abroad. Now our sumo-silhouetted salvation-seekers are dragging their omnibus-sized butts aboard the Dietary Time-Machine.

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Funny story: Scientists Discover Medical Link to SIDS -- Not the Demon Lilith

Scientists Discover Medical Link to SIDS -- Not the Demon Lilith

After two decades of work, doctors and medical researchers in the United States believe they have evidence that abnormally low levels of serotonin -- a chemical in the brain that helps control breathing during sleep -- plays a pivotal role in causing...

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Funny story: Hand Sanitizer Manufacturer Secretly Releases Third Strand of Swine Flu Virus

Hand Sanitizer Manufacturer Secretly Releases Third Strand of Swine Flu Virus

A liquid hand sanitizer giant has reportedly released a sub-sect strain of the popular swine flu virus to the general public to make up for sagging fourth quarter sales projections. The company saw their stock prices soar over the past year as t...

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Funny story: Al Queda Claims Responsibility for 10,000 Gall Bladder Removals in U.S.

Al Queda Claims Responsibility for 10,000 Gall Bladder Removals in U.S.

Yonkers, NY - A new video tape released to Al Jazeera and Al Franken, appears to be an authentic video created for Osama Bin Laden to prove his definitely, maybe still alive. Content of the tape was unusual even by Al Queda's standards. It showed...

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Funny story: College Freshman and Brewing Company Discover Cure for Social Anxiety Disorder

College Freshman and Brewing Company Discover Cure for Social Anxiety Disorder

Martin Freneticksburg, a college freshman, found himself diagnosed with social anxiety disorder last September after he pledged to a fraternity only to crumble under the ridicule and embarrassment of the customary hazing. Martin is not alone. Doctors...

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Funny story: New Healthy Cigarettes

New Healthy Cigarettes

Cigarette wimp Millip Phorris unveiled it's latest product today, a new type of cigarette called Vitasmoke. Vitasmokes are an entirely new concept in smoking, not only do they offer full flavour, less tar and nicotine, but they actually provide 7 ess...

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Funny story: Boyle Virus Outbreak Leaves Millions Dead (Bored)

Boyle Virus Outbreak Leaves Millions Dead (Bored)

An outbreak of the killer Boyle Virus, also known as the Suboylo Virus, has swept the world and left millions feeling dead bored and listless. The virus was first created in a special laboratory by the evil Dr Cowell, who then released it into the...

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Funny story: New Health Initiative for Office Workers

New Health Initiative for Office Workers

A new item of legislation is to be passed under the existing 'Health and Safety at work' suite of laws. Following several health studies undertaken between April 2007 and October 2009, it is evident that many office workers continue to experience...

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Funny story: Sex Addiction Is NOT An Illness Says Expert

Sex Addiction Is NOT An Illness Says Expert

Sex addiction is no more an illness than an occasional craving for chocolate, according to globally respected Trick Cyclist Borge De Grootgroot. The controversial claim is likely to upset many people, particularly the likes of Tiger Woods, Bruce...

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Funny story: UK Spoofer Up for Medical Award after Wabbits Milk Seen as Cure for Rare Disease!

UK Spoofer Up for Medical Award after Wabbits Milk Seen as Cure for Rare Disease!

The neighbours complained when all their shrubs and flowers were eaten, the Police got tired of responding to wild wabbits running around in the streets fornicating, and a certain spoof writer had to quit his day job in order to spend his time clean...

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