Gene Smith, the million dollar plus a year Athletic Director at The Ohio State University in Columbus, Ohio, stated in a meeting of Athletic Department Benefactors held in the new Longaberger Alumni House, that his staff had submitted a possible alte...
Irving--Jerry Jones loves to think he is the reason that Dallas won the Supper Bowl three times under his ownership, so he fired Wade Phillips because Dallas isn't winning right now. "I am Jerry Jones, the man who bought the Vince Lombardi trophy...
MIAMI, FL-Dolphins linebacker Channing Crowder caused a stir in the sporting world on Sunday, during a locker-room rant about Ravens fullback Le'Ron McClain allegedly spitting in his face, in which he confused Anne Frank with Helen Keller, later...
Head F******g know it all Jerry Jones, Owner, CEO, General Manager, Head Coach, Offensive Coordinator and Locker Room Attendant has finally thrown in the towel on wishy-washy head coach Wade Philips, firing him today. The formerly hard charging Co...
GREEN BAY - Jerry Jones sat in his executive's box at Lambeau Field and during the course of the game an inside source said that he shook his head dejectedly a total of 293 times during one of the most lopsided losses in Cowboy history. Jones, who...
A class-action lawsuit has been filed against all football officials since 1932. After so many calls are being reversed with the use of the 'Instant replay," the lawfirm of Dewey, Cheatem and Howe has instigated the action. They have contracted wi...
Philadelphia Eagles fans have waited for quite some time to be able to say it. Ever since Eagles owner Jeffrey Lurie and the Midnight Green braintrust found it in their best interest to trade the most successful quarterback in team history to the Wa...
Flashback to the mid-2000s: Eagles QB Donovan McNabb hits the field and promptly plays like absolute sh-t. Head Coach Andy Reid, frustrated, benches his arrogant ass, giving __ insert name of sh-tty backup QB here__ the opportunity to finish up durin...
(South Bend, Indiana) - Following the tragic death of a student due to a gust of wind during outdoor football practice, Notre Dame's School of Scissorliftology has been ranked "substandard" by U.S. News and World Report. While the engineering prog...
The blinding speed of the University of Oregon's top-ranked football team will again be on display this weekend when they play Southern California. The conventional wisdom is that the key to Oregon's success is a fast offense. So fast, in fact, t...
Minneapolis, MN--Brad Childress told reporters after the game on Sunday night that he was going to work on his resume. "I really sold my soul to the devil this time. I wanted Favre to play one more year, but little did I know he was going to thro...
An emergency meeting of the National Football League officials, owners and players was called Sunday afternoon to address some of the issues facing the league. Helmet to helmet tackling, excessive celebrating, players running in to officials and cond...
Tough guy quarterback, Brett Favre, says he will play this weekend's game against the Green Bay Peckers...Packers without wearing a helmet. "I challenge the Green Bay linebackers not to wear a helmet also. Are you man enough for that, big boys?"...
BLOOMINGTON, Minnesota - The Dallas Cowboys, who feel that they are still Super Bowl bound, lost their fourth game of the season at the hands of the Minnesota Vikings, who were led by their 58-year-old ailing quarterback Brett "The Relic" Favre. T...
MINNEAPOLIS, MN-In a tearful press conference yesterday morning, a contrite Brett Favre apologized for a series of improper text messages sent to Vikings staff informing them that he was in great health and perfectly committed to a playoff run wi...
America's football team, the Dallas Cowboys, are set to introduce their most novel innovation yet, a gay cheerleading unit, which, it is hoped, will be the spark that changes the team's luck after a poor start to the season. The Cowboys loss to th...
DALLAS - A dejected Tony Romo sat all alone in the Dallas Cowboys locker room. It was now midnight and all of the players, coaches, cheerleaders, and hot dog vendors had all long since gone home after the Cowboys has suffered their third loss in four...
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