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Funny story: Woman Who Eats 'Only Lard' Reaches 100

Woman Who Eats 'Only Lard' Reaches 100

A woman who, for the last 97 years, has existed solely on a strict diet of lard, is 100 today, and still going strong, according to the doctors who monitor her life support machine. Nelly Crackers, of Blackburn in Lancashire, has reached her ton d...

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Funny story: New Culinary Fad: Mercury On Everything!

New Culinary Fad: Mercury On Everything!

Following the many corporate big pharmaceutical funded scientific reports telling us that mercury in our vaccines is highly nutritious and beneficial to our brains; many celebrity chiefs have started to add it to their dishes.

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Funny story: Subway Franchise Admits To Selling Just Boring Salad Really

Subway Franchise Admits To Selling Just Boring Salad Really

Health conscious food chain Subway has admitted that most of its food range consists of nothing more than "bland common or garden salad."...

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Funny story: Health Scare Over US Tomatoes

Health Scare Over US Tomatoes

Today, millions of tomatoes were withdrawn from shops and stores across America, because of healthy-eating fears.

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Funny story: Naples Sends Rotting Meatballs to Hamburg

Naples Sends Rotting Meatballs to Hamburg

Rotting leftovers from Naples' kitchens were stinking up the streets of the once glorious city. Hefty homemaker, Luigiana Lasagna said that her now fussy husband and ragazzi will no longer eat leftovers: "In my day, we ate everythinga putta...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus, Emma Watson and Rosie O'Donnell reveal their weight-loss secrets!

Miley Cyrus, Emma Watson and Rosie O'Donnell reveal their weight-loss secrets!

How do big stars such as Miley Cyrus, Emma Watson and Rosie O'Donnell manage to stay so trim and fit? Finally, we have gained the inside scoop!...

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Funny story: Global Food Summit in Rome

Global Food Summit in Rome

The Global Food Crisis Summit was held in Rome, Italy this past week. Agricultural ministers, medical experts, and political activists from around the world convened in the Eternal City to resolve the present worldwide food crisis. Below is a copy of the first day's schedule of lectures and activities that have been sponsored by the United Nation's Food and Agriculture Organization.

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Funny story: "Sorry, I Had Bugs for Lunch"

"Sorry, I Had Bugs for Lunch"

Any Town USA: This last week has been a disaster as the cost a barrel of oil has hit an all time high, the unemployment rate has gone up, the stock market has tanked and food prices have gone through the overhead. Now a new study postulates that bug...

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Funny story: New Fusion Café Opens

New Fusion Café Opens

Baltimore Maryland: A new fusion café, Café Booty, opened tonight in the Federal Hill section of downtown Baltimore.

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Funny story: Dinner Conversation Revolves Around Mashed Potatoes For 15 Minutes

Dinner Conversation Revolves Around Mashed Potatoes For 15 Minutes

PORT JEFFERSON, NY -- With the table conversation quickly running dry at the Johannigans family Memorial Day Weekend dinner, somebody needed to step up and re-energize it. As members of the family poked around at their food desperately searching their minds for a thought to vocalize, the lingering silence continued, demanding to be broken. But most were held speechless.

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Funny story: Low fat food surplus conspiracy uncovered

Low fat food surplus conspiracy uncovered

Shoppers were dismayed to find that their favorite brands of yogurt, cheese and party dips were unavailable for days, then weeks at a time.

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Funny story: Mugabe offers Food

Mugabe offers Food

After the recent wave of xenophobic attacks, food price riots and demonstrations in South Africa, Zimbabwean President, Robert Mugabe has come up with a novel solution.

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Funny story: Frozen french fry founder dead

Frozen french fry founder dead

"Mr. Spud," J.R. Simplot, age 99, died on May 25, 2008, at his home in Boise, Idaho, USA. Mr. Simplot is credited with developing & wholesaling the frozen potatoes used by fast food restaurants throughout the world to produce thin, ready-t...

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Funny story: If Elected President, Obama Promises Soul Food and Honky Food in White House

If Elected President, Obama Promises Soul Food and Honky Food in White House

Despite the negative talk between rivals Obama and Hillary, focusing on bitterness, elitism, religion, guns, and, especially, the divisive Reverend Jeremiah Wright's anti-everybody oratory, a key issue had still not surfaced.

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Funny story: Filthy Rich Couple Donate Old Can Of Pickled Beets To Needy

Filthy Rich Couple Donate Old Can Of Pickled Beets To Needy

PROVO, UTAH - A filthy rich couple here showed their love for those in need after donating an old can of pickled beets to the local "Feed the Needy" food drive.

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Funny story: Food Waste Mountain To Be Devoured By Tramps

Food Waste Mountain To Be Devoured By Tramps

Tramps and other homeless misfits are to be invited to a special banquet in London to clear the 3.6million tonne Food Waste Mountain generated by people who needlessly throw away good food.

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Funny story: Shut It Down Screams Ramsay At Food Crisis Meeting

Shut It Down Screams Ramsay At Food Crisis Meeting

"You can't even make a risotto?" Gordon Ramsey shouts at the UN Food Crisis Management Meeting today. "Shut it down, shut the kitchen down."...

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