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Funny story: Drug Dealing Robot Built by Atlanta Man

Drug Dealing Robot Built by Atlanta Man

Atlanta, Georgia (IPP) - An Atlanta man has designed and built a robot that will sell illegal drugs on the street.

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Funny story: Entire Town Arrested for Failing Drug Test

Entire Town Arrested for Failing Drug Test

Micanopy, Florida (IPP) - The entire town of Micanopy was given a drug test by Federal authorities and the Town failed the test.

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Funny story: Rock-n-Roll Hall of Fame bans performance enhancing drugs

Rock-n-Roll Hall of Fame bans performance enhancing drugs

CLEVELAND, OHIO -- In a self-policing move to fend off possible Congressional hearings into the use of performance enhancing drugs by top musical recording artists, the Rock-n-Roll Hall of Fame announced today it will purge itself of any music made b...

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Funny story: Dwain Chambers To Captain British Olympic Drugs Team

Dwain Chambers To Captain British Olympic Drugs Team

British sprinter Dwain Chambers, the drug cheat who received a two-year ban in 2004 after testing positive for a banned steroid, will be free to run in the 2008 Olympic Games, after UK Athletics reve...

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Funny story: Cox-2 Inhibitors, Good 4Cox, bad 4 heart

Cox-2 Inhibitors, Good 4Cox, bad 4 heart

Guardian science writers report: "Doctors were yesterday advised to switch all patients taking the painkillers known as Cox-2 inhibitors on to other drugs following revelations that they increase the risk of heart attack."...

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Funny story: Bad Trip for Backpacker

Bad Trip for Backpacker

Concern is growing over the fate of a British backpacker, Mr. Rupert Spliff-Toker, convicted in a Sharia court in Teheran of possessing cannabis.

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Funny story: Mexico To Smother Drug Gang Fire With Huge Water Hose

Mexico To Smother Drug Gang Fire With Huge Water Hose

MEXICO - In a special, televised, speech last Tuesday, Mexico President, Felipe Calderón, announced his new anti-drug plan to wash away illegal drugs and drug smugglers by literally drowning them out with pressurized water blasted from a 1500-mile-l...

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Funny story: New medical marijuana vending machines in California inadvertently contribute to the death of a man from Copenhagen

New medical marijuana vending machines in California inadvertently contribute to the death of a man from Copenhagen

San Francisco, California - As an added convenience to the patients of medical marijuana, the California legislature has allowed for the introduction and distribution of cannabis vending machines throughout the Golden State as a part of a new experim...

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Funny story: California Supreme Court 5-2 ruling against workers using medical marijuana leads to mandatory drug testing for comedy writers at TheSpoof.com

California Supreme Court 5-2 ruling against workers using medical marijuana leads to mandatory drug testing for comedy writers at TheSpoof.com

Sacramento, California - The California Supreme Court in 5-2 ruling, denying workplace protection for marijuana use by employees even if prescribed by a doctor for a medical condition, has an immediate impact and far reaching effects at TheSpoof.com...

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Funny story: Dog Shit Found in Blue Peter Garden

Dog Shit Found in Blue Peter Garden

Police and forensic scientists have this morning been called to the BBC Television Centre studios after a live dog turd was discovered in amongst some rhododendrons in the Blue Peter garden

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Funny story: Puppet Monarch 'had Old Queen Mum's coke debts sealed in secret will'

Puppet Monarch 'had Old Queen Mum's coke debts sealed in secret will'

Buckingham Palace - (Litigious Mess): The Puppet Queen Mum's last will and testicle was secretly sealed on Buckingham Palace orders in 2002 to protect her legacy from crack-dealing creditors according to reports.

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Funny story: Amy Winehouse behind £50 million Top Crack Mansion purchase

Amy Winehouse behind £50 million Top Crack Mansion purchase

London - (Sad Ass Mess): Early press stories that London's daftest house purchase of 2008 - the £50 million Top Crack Mansion in Hampstead Garden Suburb's Bishops Avenue - was made by a seedy, secretive Kazakhstani brothelkeeper called Ms Who...

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Funny story: Drug addict singer filmed taking drugs

Drug addict singer filmed taking drugs

The entertainment world was rocked to its foundations today as a drug addict was filmed taking drugs. The shock footage of Amy Winehouse, someone who (according to her song 'Rehab') is addicted to drugs, showed her snorting cocaine and smoki...

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Funny story: Top Crack Mansion sells for £50 million

Top Crack Mansion sells for £50 million

Bishops Avenue, London - (Bad Ass Mess): Property crisis? What property crisis! Yet another 2008 house price record has just been smashed with the sale this week of Top Crack Mansion situated on the notorious wobbly tectonic plate region o...

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Funny story: Santa Discovered to be Crack Baron

Santa Discovered to be Crack Baron

Santa Claus was yesterday on the run from the law after it was revealed by an undercover team that he was an ingenious drug baron controlling a significant amount of the Arctic criminal underworld. The jovial gangster, known by many for his obesit...

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Funny story: Man Blasting 'Lust for Life' from Stereo actually laying on couch smoking pot

Man Blasting 'Lust for Life' from Stereo actually laying on couch smoking pot

Jacksonvile Florida - Dwayne Jenkins, 27 a local self proclaimed 'dreamer' spent the entire afternoon on his couch smoking marijuana and listening to the song 'Lust for life' by rock musician Iggy Pop from the album of the same name.

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Funny story: John Cena taking Drugs

John Cena taking Drugs

It was absolutely and unequivocally confirmed today (honestly) that 3-Time WWE Champion and 1-Time US Champion John Cena has been using drugs during matches. 3,000 kg of a heroin-cocaine drug combination was found in John Cena's blood stream duri...

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