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Funny story: Joe Biden Says That Tara Sara is an Even Bigger Liar That Old “Grab ‘em By The-You-Know-What” Trump

Joe Biden Says That Tara Sara is an Even Bigger Liar That Old “Grab ‘em By The-You-Know-What” Trump

DOVER, Delaware – Joe Biden said that, if he had a nickel for everytime that someone falsely accused him of being inappropriate, he would probably have over 6,000 nickels. Biden spoke with Tapioca Swizzle of Tittle Tattle Tonight, and commented th...

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Funny story: Joe Biden Convincingly Denies Remembering Sexually Assaulting Former Staffer Tara Reade

Joe Biden Convincingly Denies Remembering Sexually Assaulting Former Staffer Tara Reade

Breaking a month-long silence, presumptive Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden formally addressed allegations that he sexually assaulted former Senate aide, Tara Reade, in 1993, convincingly denying that he had any memory of pinning Reade again...

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Funny story: Preppers refuse to stay at home during emergency

Preppers refuse to stay at home during emergency

Michigan, US. So-called "preppers" have spent years stockpiling and preparing for a widespread crisis like the current pandemic. Yet many of them are refusing to follow their own plans to stay indoors. "This ain't it," said survivalist Wyoming Geo...

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Funny story: The New White House Press Secretary, Kayleigh McEnany, Said That She Will Never Lie – BOOM! Her First Sentence Is Her Very First Lie

The New White House Press Secretary, Kayleigh McEnany, Said That She Will Never Lie – BOOM! Her First Sentence Is Her Very First Lie

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Kayleigh McEnany, 32, held her very first press conference, and the new press secretary clearly showed the assembled reporters that she is going to soon become Sarah Huckabee Jr. Kay-Kay, as Anthony Scaramucci calls her, attende...

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Funny story: The WWE Has Come Up With a Way To Have Wrestling Matches While Adhering to the 6-Foot Social Distancing Policy

The WWE Has Come Up With a Way To Have Wrestling Matches While Adhering to the 6-Foot Social Distancing Policy

NEW YORK CITY – Vince McMahon, CEO of World Wrestling Entertainment, has informed the wrestling world not to worry because the WWE will be returning very soon. WWE announcer Cicero “The Mouth” Alamogordo stated that he met with Vince, his wife Lin...

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Funny story: Apple’s Latest Phone, “Mom’s Apple Pie” is Geared Towards the Woman on-the-Go

Apple’s Latest Phone, “Mom’s Apple Pie” is Geared Towards the Woman on-the-Go

NEW YORK CITY – Apple has finally listened to its customers, and will be coming out with a new phone geared to the American woman. The new phone called the “Mom’s Apple Pie” will have the capability of storing over 12 million recipes, 8.3 million...

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Funny story: Trump Announces Tremendous Hope For Coronavirus Cure

Trump Announces Tremendous Hope For Coronavirus Cure

US President Donald Trump raised the hopes of US citizens yet again, yesterday, with what he called "tremendous positive news" about research into a cure for the deadly coronavirus. "We've been looking at the moon", he told reporters at yesterday'...

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Funny story: President Trump Tells Middle Son Eric to Stop Lying so Much

President Trump Tells Middle Son Eric to Stop Lying so Much

WASHINGTON, D.C. – A White House insider has told the news media that President Trump is very upset with his second son, Eric. Erico, as he is called by his step-mom, Melania, recently told a sports magazine that he had gone to Africa and shot 16...

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Funny story: The FBI is Investigating President Trump and Vice-President Pence for Not Wearing Medical Masks

The FBI is Investigating President Trump and Vice-President Pence for Not Wearing Medical Masks

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The Chicago Daily Wind newspaper is reporting that the Federal Bureau of Investigation, has issued a statement reminding Trump and Pence (the modern day Laurel & Hardy) that they are not above the law. The Daily Wind noted t...

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Funny story: President Trump Pays a Visit to the Extremely Sexy Hope Hicks

President Trump Pays a Visit to the Extremely Sexy Hope Hicks

ANNAPOLIS, Maryland – The president was in Annapolis visiting his favorite former White House staffer, Hope Hicks. Hicks, who was Trump’s chief White House counselor, suddenly resigned her position on Tuesday, September 12, 2017, at 2:30 am under...

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Funny story: Trump: Paint Virus Victim’s Toes And Gums Purple And Give Them A Laxative

Trump: Paint Virus Victim’s Toes And Gums Purple And Give Them A Laxative

BILLINGSGATE POST: After being blistered by the press for recommending that Covid-19 patients could be cured by rinsing out their system with Clorox and having a infra-red light bulb dropped down their esophagus, CNN’s Jim Acosta asked President Tru...

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Funny story: Mitch McConnell Gives President Trump The Names of Three Prominent People Who He Says Where Born in Kenya

Mitch McConnell Gives President Trump The Names of Three Prominent People Who He Says Where Born in Kenya

FRESNO, California – Senate Majority Leader, Mitch McConnell, 78, and his wife Elaine “Cookie” Chao, 67, traveled to California to visit Elaine’s step-sister Ling Ling Moo-Moo. While there, McConnell was asked by the left coast media, why he has 6...

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Funny story: China threatens Australia over COVID-19 inquiry proposal

China threatens Australia over COVID-19 inquiry proposal

Chinese ambassador to Australia, Mr Fook Mi Dook, today issued a thinly-veiled threat to Australia, following their government's proposed independent inquiry into the COVID-19 outbreak. Mr Mi Dook stated, "Oh ye-es, gleetings from Beijing, the cap...

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Funny story: US Bacon Crisis Leads to Pentagon Red Alert

US Bacon Crisis Leads to Pentagon Red Alert

Waterloo, Iowa - "NO BACON", that was the critical situation report which NSA and top military analysts saw at 5:40am, as they prepared to deliver the White House Daily Brief. For more than half of a century, the Pentagon has been able to tell the Pr...

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Funny story: Paper or Cloth are not Substitutes for Condoms

Paper or Cloth are not Substitutes for Condoms

The Center for Disease Control (“CDC”) has informed Americans that covering one’s face with a mask constructed from cloth, paper towels, or even toilet paper is acceptable, if one is in a position where one’s nose and mouth should be covered and a me...

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Funny story: Household cures for Covid 19 à la Trump

Household cures for Covid 19 à la Trump

Following Mr. Trump's stunning suggestion concerning the injection of disinfectant to overcome this infuriating Covid thing which simply won't go away, the White House has issued leaflets with further recommendations for the general public, emanating...

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Funny story: President Trump Presented With Panda From Xi Jinping

President Trump Presented With Panda From Xi Jinping

In a show of genuine heartfelt friendship, and to show that his relationship with the US really matters, the Chinese leader, Xi Jinping, has sent a gift of a giant panda to President Trump. The panda arrived in a crate unloaded from a Chinese junk...

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