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Funny story: Sacred cow about to bite the dust

Sacred cow about to bite the dust

Cameron is rather worried about his sacred cow...foreign aid. He feels concerned that if any more African dictators are deposed there will be nobody left to receive the huge annual amount of aid because at present most of them maintain several palace...

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Funny story: Cameron hires 'Gay' Larry the Cat to deal with Downing Street vermin

Cameron hires 'Gay' Larry the Cat to deal with Downing Street vermin

London - (Claw Enforcement): A cat named after a Spoof writer has been hired by the Prime Monster to deal with Downing Street rats. 'Gay' Larry the Cat has been given his orders to rid Whitehall of a notorious vermin, known locally as 'Nick Clegg'...

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Funny story: Valentine's Day Renewal of Love for Cameron and Clegg

Valentine's Day Renewal of Love for Cameron and Clegg

With February 14th rapidly approaching the time to express true love has come. So happy couple David Cameron and Nick Clegg, in a ground breaking agreement, have vowed to love each other until it is no longer reasonable to do so. 'This is such...

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Funny story: Cameron Bilious About Votes For Felons

Cameron Bilious About Votes For Felons

David Cameron said he felt sick at the thought of prisoners being granted the right to vote. Angry Cameron hit out at Euro politicians in Brussels. The Prime Minister is determined to stand up for our British rights. He said the right to vote...

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Funny story: Cameron set for European role

Cameron set for European role

Marine Le Pen, leader of the far right National Front in France has offered to step aside so that David Cameron can take over to usher in the New Europe in which all multiculturalism is cleansed from the map. 'I must congratulate Cameron on his st...

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Funny story: David Cameron's De-oxygenation plot, and the Tombie's Giant Fridge/Freezer

David Cameron's De-oxygenation plot, and the Tombie's Giant Fridge/Freezer

A secret document left on the London Underground last week has revealed the worrying fact that David Cameron is planning to De-oxygenate Britain. The plan involves selling our oxygen to other countries that don't have as much oxygen as Britain doe...

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Funny story: David Cameron's Respect Agenda

David Cameron's Respect Agenda

Prime Minister David Cameron has called for a new respect to be shown in how the UK Government treats the Scottish Parliament and the Welsh and Irish Assemblies. In a meeting held with the recently expanded 1922 Committee, Cameron announced that i...

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Funny story: Balls - "Cameron Strangles Puppies For Fun"

Balls - "Cameron Strangles Puppies For Fun"

In an increasingly desperate move to try and discredit the ConDem coalition, Ed Balls, the Shadow Chancellor of the Exchequer claimed in an interview with Jigsaw Monthly, that David Cameron roams about his Witney constituency in order to search for P...

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Funny story: They gave my kids nits and I'm not happy, says Call me Davindra Cameroon

They gave my kids nits and I'm not happy, says Call me Davindra Cameroon

Call me Dave, went to Munich, gave a racist speech to appease the racist Angela Merkel and the Tory right wing. Now, he is reported to be livid at the reaction to his speech. Insiders at Downing Street, insist that the speech was all about the...

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Funny story: Cameron Defends England

Cameron Defends England

Prime Minister David Cameron gave a boost to the English Defence League, even condemned by the British National Party, by attacking multiculturalism. 'This was a coincidence' explained Cameron 'I had to defend England against extremists - it was a...

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Funny story: David Cameron affair with Katie Price?!

David Cameron affair with Katie Price?!

Today, a shocking confession hit Britain, PM David Cameron has been having a secret affair with reality TV star, Katie Price. Apparently the affair has been going on since early February last year after meeting at a charity function. Katie only marri...

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Funny story: Nationwide Anger Over Cameron's Race Comments

Nationwide Anger Over Cameron's Race Comments

Groups from all over the U.K have condemned Prime Minister David Cameron's claim that he doesn't see the point of any kind of athletic event, especially "those stupid races". In a speech to the Conservative Alliance for Making As Much Dosh As Poss...

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Funny story: David Cameron Would Like You to...

David Cameron Would Like You to...

David Cameron Would Like You to.... To MP's Expense fiddles you will all eventually acclimatise, Realise MPs do not tell an untruth, or lie they aphorise, Never force of expect fiddling MPs to apologise, Support your MP when charges of dishonesty arise, Not complain when we give ourselves a massive pay rise, Realise that the poor, we have to bully and brutalise, Accept for Old...

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Funny story: Cameron to move the Moon

Cameron to move the Moon

David Cameron is investigating the possibility of saving million in pensions, by moving the moon a Downing street source has revealed today. The source said "by moving the moon up to sixty miles away, we can extend the working day by hours." H...

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Funny story: David Cameron and Pete Doherty Caught in Morrissey Moment of Madness

David Cameron and Pete Doherty Caught in Morrissey Moment of Madness

Pete Doherty and David Cameron have been caught on Utube enjoying a moment of Morrissey Madness in a French Train Station Newspaper shop. The moment began whilst both David Cameron and Pete Doherty were innocently waiting in a queue to buy a new...

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Funny story: Cameron sacks Cabinet

Cameron sacks Cabinet

In a dramatic move, Prime Minister David Cameron has sacked his Cabinet declaring that his colleagues had failed to see the economic peril the Government was in. Demonstrators on the streets are, however, unlikely to accept Cameron's move. Ever...

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Funny story: Brits Still Baffled By Big Society

Brits Still Baffled By Big Society

PM David Cameron still has a long way to go to sell his Big Society to the nation, a poll by The Daily Arse has revealed. The shocking stats will leave Cameron reeling as he tries to transform the lame duck UK into a pedigree racing pigeon. Some, in fact all, the results of the Daily Rottweiller poll results were: How Well Do You Understand The Big Society? Fuck Off 5% Is It Like Big Br...

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