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Funny story: Mark Ballas Injuries Both His Little "Ballas"

Mark Ballas Injuries Both His Little "Ballas"

In Los Angeles, California, Mark Ballas will be taking a break from the 'Dancing With The Stars' tour after suffering "a groin injury", Hollywood sources has learned, Monday. The popular 'Dancing With The Stars' star, who won the competition with...

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Funny story: John Sergeant banned from Dancing for Crimes Against Humanity

John Sergeant banned from Dancing for Crimes Against Humanity

In a heartbreaking tragic miscarriage of justice, John Sergeant has been BANNED from dancing in Europe for 25 years, for dance floor related crimes against humanity. Under the circumstances a mainland UK ban was inevitable, but the full European...

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Funny story: McCain & Palin to Appear on 'Dancing With The Losers'

McCain & Palin to Appear on 'Dancing With The Losers'

HOLLYWOOD, California - The host of ABC's 'Dancing With The Stars' Tom Bergeron has said that Senator John McCain and Governor Sarah Palin have both agreed to appear on a special edition of 'Dancing With The Stars.' The show will be entitled, 'Da...

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Funny story: Obama Takes on NRA, Says He Will Ban Guns from Military!

Obama Takes on NRA, Says He Will Ban Guns from Military!

Ft. Dix, NJ/ Basic Training in Pine Barrens - Saying he wanted to learn more about the military, Barack Obama took 4 hours off from campaigning to take a compressed basic training course. Scoring 85 out of a possible 100 on the final physical and wri...

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Funny story: McCain Lieberman, Dancing with the Stars

McCain Lieberman, Dancing with the Stars

Senator McCain once again suspended his campaign to be featured on "Dancing with the stars". His partner of choice, Senator Lieberman. The theme of the evening had strong homosexual overtones, "Never leave your buddy's behind". Both McCain and Lie...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian's Butt Analyzed by Physicists

Kim Kardashian's Butt Analyzed by Physicists

Recently voted off season 7 of "Dancing with the Stars", Kim Kardashian took the rejection in stride as she swayed her hips defiantly while walking off stage. Viewed by an ever increasing and depraved television audience, one devoted DWTS fan, Dr. H...

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Funny story: Creepy Argentinean Gnome to Appear on Dancing With The Stars

Creepy Argentinean Gnome to Appear on Dancing With The Stars

The YouTube phenom "Creepy Gnome" has signed a deal for an undisclosed six-figure amount to appear on ABC's Dancing with the Stars. The half-pint hoofer caused an international buzz when he was captured on video emerging from some brush...

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Funny story: Marie Osmond says she fainted due to allergies triggered by all the smoke from the California wildfires; manager says it was a "contact buzz"

Marie Osmond says she fainted due to allergies triggered by all the smoke from the California wildfires; manager says it was a "contact buzz"

Burbank, California - American skipped a collective heartbeat when Marie Osmond suddenly collapsed after her dancing performance on this week ABC's hit show, Dancing With the Stars. In a press release today, Osmond attempted to ease everyone'...

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Funny story: American Idle to hook up with Dancing With the Stars

American Idle to hook up with Dancing With the Stars

New York (US&A): In what seems to be the most unnecessary news in decades, American Idle judge Simon Cow-dung has announced that in coming seasons, American Idle will be a part of "Danci...

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Funny story: Heather Mills McCartney Dumped Out Of 'Dancing With The Stars'

Heather Mills McCartney Dumped Out Of 'Dancing With The Stars'

Heather Mills McCartney, the estranged wife of murdered ex-Soviet spy Alexander Litvinenko, has been banished from Dancing With The Stars, the US version of the BBC show, Stiffly Come Dancing.

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Funny story: Mills is booted off US dance show, leg stays to go into next round.

Mills is booted off US dance show, leg stays to go into next round.

Heather Mills is a bit miffed to say the least; the poor monoped has been having a tough time of things of late despite her trying to ingratiate herself to the general public by entering arse kicking contests and dancing competitions.

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Funny story: Thousands of animal rights activists to benefit as Mills booted off show

Thousands of animal rights activists to benefit as Mills booted off show

Los Angeles - (Ass Mess): Thousands of animal rights activists will benefit from the whopping big performance fee paid to peroxide monoped Dancing with the Star Whores contestant Heather Mills who was booted off the show last night after six gruellin...

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Funny story: Blades of Glory to go Dancing With the Stars

Blades of Glory to go Dancing With the Stars

Dancing with the stars... on ice! That's the premise thought up by a young, unobservant intern at NBC.

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Funny story: Heather Mills Beats Adversity to Dance With B-Grade Stars... Comes 6th

Heather Mills Beats Adversity to Dance With B-Grade Stars... Comes 6th

Heather Mills, the only Beatles partner more disliked than Yoko, has overcome the fact that she only has one leg to go Dancing With The 'Stars'.

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Funny story: Heather Mills accused of making hoax emergency calls

Heather Mills accused of making hoax emergency calls

Heather Mills McCartney, reportedly nervous about her upcoming appearance in the hit series 'Dancing with the Stars' on ABC television, has been cautioned for making unwarranted emergency 999 calls to West Sussex Police asking for the assista...

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Funny story: Captain Hook to Appear with Heather Mills on "Dancing with the Stars"

Captain Hook to Appear with Heather Mills on "Dancing with the Stars"

Heather Mills was the first "hook" for the show, but ABC recently decided that one hook wasn't enough.

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Funny story: Heather Mills joins Pole Dancing with the Stars

Heather Mills joins Pole Dancing with the Stars

London - (Rotters): Heather Mills has signed up to appear on the US show Pole Dancing with the Stars next month ahead on an ambitious programme to promote her artistic comeback.

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