WASHINGTON, D.C. - Citizens celebrated Tuesday in the streets of Iraq as the U.S. began withdrawing its 130,000 troops from the troubled country. As it turns out, the celebration may be short lived, as America's violation of Iraqi sovereignty alread...
Two Brigham young University Mormon students are bring suit against the State of Utah for dorm room damage done by a renegaded moose. The zoology majors told reporters that they were just lounging around their dorm room naked when a wild moose burst...
An airliner today landed safely without incident in Los Angeles airport, in the USA, and within minutes television news teams descended on the area to interview any eye witnesses. 'It woz, lik, awzum', said one anonymous Californian, 'wun meeneet...
Nashville Texas - Breaking news: the alcoholic population of the state of Texas today stood firmly behind their brothers and sisters in the state of New Mexico, who have universally condemned the teaching of sexual persuasion to their children in sta...
New York - A millionaire philanthropist, Johnstone Harriman III, has been found dead in his stretched limousine, five days after his chauffeur walked away for a cigarette and some take-out food. The chauffeur, Lance Butterworth, succumbed to food poi...
Following on from a TV documentary which depicted American couples who prefer to adopt monkeys to children, the British Baby Company (BBC) has lashed out with a stinging critical left hook at the monkey supporters. "What these people are doing is...
American Protestants worried that a Roman Catholic president, John Fitzgerald Kennedy would have a greater allegiance to the Pope than to the US Presidency. Once they learned that the whorin bastard was alot like them they relaxed at least until the...
Some say nature abhors a vacuum. Others believe that opposites attract. Still some say that likes gravitate toward likes. And so the third theory seems to prevail as NYC after dredging the toxic mud in the bottom of the Hudson River has found a depos...
Junior Bush, appearing among the contestant for the Spelling Bee Championship at Washington DC where he spend most of his time learning spelling at White House proudly appeared at the competition. Relaxing age limit for Junior Bush, as a special c...
Geologists have today discovered a fifty first American state the size of France. The team discovered the state hidden under texas whilst attempting to track a group of beavers who'd escaped from the zoo. President Obama descrived the discovery a...
When Manchester United won the British Premeire League, their supporters were over the moon. But days after they had won the competition, when they were at an after party, Rooney (intoxicated) ate off the left handle of the cup. His teammates are...
If you are a baby boomer you do indeed remember the American Indian who shed a single tear of sorrow because of those who thought so little of America as to blatantly toss garbage and trash in the streets, fields, and parks of this great and proud land. If you are too young to recall that famous public service TV reference to protecting America's beauty then I'm sorry to tell you, those who sh...
WASHINGTON D.C. - The United States government has decided that after thousands of complaints from concerned citizens it will be closing the border. White House Spokesperson LaVanna Leigh Lomax, 38, has informed the media that effective immediatel...
Buckingham Palace [UPI] - HRH Prince Philip has announced that, forthwith, he refuses to travel to the United States. He has based this decision on the fact that, in past journeys, he has always had to bear the responsibility of talking to fat, b...
Live - as it happens - Reports are flooding in that millions of Mexicans fleeing the swine flu pandemic are massing at the US border and apparently planning a mass breakout into the US. US Border Patrols are said to be alarmed by the sheer weight...
As the recession in the states worsens, immigrants who have entered the United States during the past 10 years coming here for jobs and a new start, have decided that money is one thing they are not going to get here. After over a decade of bravi...
Washington, D.C.-American motorists awoke this morning to a new reality. Overnight, barricades have begun appearing on highways and byways across the nation, eliminating all right, Far right and even right hand shoulder lanes. The Department of Trans...
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