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Funny story: Employers Fear Terrible Weapons

Employers Fear Terrible Weapons

Employers have been forced to adapt to the new threat of weapons of mass destruction being employed in their firm. A recent Graduate Employment test has incorporated a test to prevent nuclear, chemical or biological weapons from being inadvertently...

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Funny story: How to Prevent Car Jacking

How to Prevent Car Jacking

How to protect yourself, and your property, from the So Squalid Crew.

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Funny story: Bill Gates Drugs Spoof Writers

Bill Gates Drugs Spoof Writers

Bill Gates has got his own back on spoof news journalists, parody-writers, jealous scorn-mongers and the humourless robots who write "The Onion" by spiking all their Shredded Wheat with hallucinogenic drugs. TheSpoof has been particularly...

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Funny story: Britney Spears to date J.C. Chasez

Britney Spears to date J.C. Chasez

Britney Spears dumped lead singer, Justin Timberlake for fellow 'Nsync member, J.C. Chasez.

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Funny story: Flying Pig Spotted In Durham

Flying Pig Spotted In Durham

No less than 78 people spotted a flying pig in Durham yesterday. The event occurred at around 1:30pm and said pig continued to soar about for approximately an hour, much to the amazement of the crowd that gathered in awe.

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Funny story: Crazy horse burns innocent victims

Crazy horse burns innocent victims

A huge wooden horse has been storming through the normally peaceful English countryside setting innocent people on fire.

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Funny story: Woman With Large Breasts Arrested

Woman With Large Breasts Arrested

A woman with large breasts has been arrested today, following allegations of manslaughter due to her dangerously large bosom.

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Funny story: Wooden Man to Sue Marlboro

Wooden Man to Sue Marlboro

A man made of the finest oak in all Staffordshire has launched an audacious legal challenge to the tobacco companies, claiming that he was not warned of the danger cigarettes posed to people of flammable material. He claims that the loss of his face...

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Funny story: Prince Charles to be next Queen?

Prince Charles to be next Queen?

Shocking developments have been taking place at Buckingham Palace today after an insider leaked that Prince Charles would not be King Charles VI after his mother's death, but Queen Charles I!...

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Funny story: Terror Union: "Credit where credit's due!"

Terror Union: "Credit where credit's due!"

Unions are complaining about an identity crisis for terrorism, where entire peoples are called terrorists, and the blame for anything bad that the government doesn't feel like taking the rap for is shifted the terrorists way. "It's simp...

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Funny story: Neighbours Gets New Family!

Neighbours Gets New Family!

Aussie soap "Neighbours" is to replace the families killed in the forthcoming ant-eater disaster episodes with a new, more hard-hitting, more realistic family. TheSpoof.com brings you the details of who they are exclusively.

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Funny story: Pope discovered dead

Pope discovered dead

Scientists have discovered in recent tests that Pope John Paul II is in fact dead. The head of the catholic church apparently ceased to be alive several years ago, when he was unfortunate to come into contact with Sir Cliff Richard.

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Funny story: Everyone To Die

Everyone To Die

Today we can exclusivley reveal that top scientists have exclusivley revealed that all of us will probably die at some point in our lives.

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Funny story: Timberlake Demands Britney Gifts Back

Timberlake Demands Britney Gifts Back

Annoyingly sugar-sweet and bland ex-couple Justin Timberlake and Britney Spears have reportedly broken up, and the teenage temper tantrums are already in progress. Timberlake, real name Omar Al-Bomber, has apparently demanded Britney to "return...

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Funny story: Tory Leader Finds Poor People

Tory Leader Finds Poor People

Leader of the Conservative Party, Ian Duncan-Smith, rap name D Smitty, expressed shock on his visit to Glasgow last week. "I couldn't believe that people live on council estates," said D Smitty, wiping a tear from his eye. It's al...

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Funny story: 20th Hijacker Admits Sleeping In

20th Hijacker Admits Sleeping In

The so-called 20th hijacker, who was due to take part in the 9/11 September 11th suicide attacks admitted in court today that he slept in on the morning of the event. "I was meant to be the navigator for the plane that crashed in Pennsylvania,...

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Funny story: Queen Mum Meets Uncle Buck

Queen Mum Meets Uncle Buck

In Heaven today, the Queen Mother met the loveable fat git John Candy, better known as Uncle Buck. Despite her well-known warmth towards other people, she could not help but comment on his extreme obesity.

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