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Funny story: Tony Blair in Texas for Slumber-Party

Tony Blair in Texas for Slumber-Party

President George 'Bush' Dubya welcomed British Prime Minister Tony Blair to his ranch in Texas today, promising him the best sleep-over ever. George has a whole load of "neat" things to do, including staying up all night playing on...

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Funny story: Ken Livingston taxes pedestrians

Ken Livingston taxes pedestrians

During last nights 'State of London' press conference, London Mayor Ken Livingston confirmed his plans to extend the plans for congestion charges to include pedestrians. Following a 3-week study by leading research group Payas Lotts...

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Funny story: Dame Judi and Jonathan King: A Romance

Dame Judi and Jonathan King: A Romance

She was a non-black Oscar nominee with the quiet sophistication of a 1920s porn film. He was a disgusting child molester with an even more disgusting array of party tunes. Yet romance blossomed between this, the oddest of couples, despite the perso...

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Funny story: New Dress Code Announced For Wimbledon 2004

New Dress Code Announced For Wimbledon 2004

TheSpoof can now exclusively reveal the long awaited changes to the dress code for this years Wimbledon tournament.

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Funny story: Cheney Sells Shares in Enron and Flees to Kandahar

Cheney Sells Shares in Enron and Flees to Kandahar

Tampa Fl April 1st General Tommy Franks announced today a new plan in the war on terror. Army special forces in Kandahar, Afghanistan were instructed to abandon their search for Osama Bin Laden and his Al Quaida lieutenants and instead to re-organi...

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Funny story: Woody Allen Eats Underage Girls

Woody Allen Eats Underage Girls

The world famous movie-maker Woody Allen is at the centre of sickening allegations concerning his involvement with underage girls. It is alleged that he heats girls as young as 15 to two hundred degrees Celsius in his oven, marinades them, cuts them...

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Funny story: Falklands War 2

Falklands War 2

In a tribute to the twentieth anniversary of the Falklands War, the UK have decided to have another one. Speaking in the House of Commons today, defence minister Geoff Hoon angrily stated that the army was to bomb the islands in the followin...

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Funny story: Foot and Mouth Survivors Strike Back

Foot and Mouth Survivors Strike Back

It's over a year since the massive cull of farm animals during the foot and mouth outbreak and we thought that the surviving animals had forgotten all about it. Not so. This reporter has disturbing news to report.

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Funny story: Delia Smith to become a Saint

Delia Smith to become a Saint

Delia Smith, the celebrity TV millionairess cook, is have sainthood bestowed upon her. Her title will become Saint Delia of Norwich, Patron Saint of Cutlery. This adds to her already overlong list of titles the popular chef has acquired. She has b...

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Funny story: Hereford Utd to bid for Olympics

Hereford Utd to bid for Olympics

Hereford United have made a bid to host the 2004 Summer Olympics. The Conference team were quick to shake off any allegations that Athens had already been picked as a location for the next athletics competition, saying "Sod those stupid fat Gre...

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Funny story: Prehistoric Weather Forecast, with Michael Fish

Prehistoric Weather Forecast, with Michael Fish

Hello?I'm sorry to say that somewhat changeable weather has been the norm of late, with the fine sunshine we saw at around 410 million years BC during the Palaeozoic epoch slowly moving away to be replaced by showers, particularly as we progress...

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Funny story: Bin Laden Found In Chiskwick

Bin Laden Found In Chiskwick

Osama Bin Laden, the leader of the terrorist group Al-Quada, has finally been found in Chiskwick. The Afghanistani was spotted squatting in an abandoned Ford Fiesta in Chiswick Tesco Car park. After investigating, police discovered that Mr Bin Laden...

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Funny story: Javascript: a beginner's Guide

Javascript: a beginner's Guide

Javascript? Some kind of mix between a Shakespeare masterpiece and a hot drink?...

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Funny story: Smile spotted in EastEnders

Smile spotted in EastEnders

In a shocking movement, TheSpoof.com can exclusively reveal that someone has smiled on the set of the misery-misery BBC1 soap, EastEnders. The perpetrator is not yet known, but suspisions are mainly upon hardman, gruff-talking wild boar sou...

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Funny story: Laughsend bought by AOL-TW

Laughsend bought by AOL-TW

In one of the most unexpected events of the year Laughsend .com has been bought out by AOL-TW.

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Funny story: Beckham's foot attacked

Beckham's foot attacked

A nation gasped on Thursday when David Beckham's left foot, thought to be the most valuable body organ in the history of the world ever, was brutally assaulted, attacked and left for dead in a park this week. Mr Left Foot, who has often been rum...

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Funny story: Duncan-Smith: Blair

Duncan-Smith: Blair

Prime Minister's question time was in disarray today after opposition leader Ian Duncan-Smith persistently questioned Tony Blair on whether or not he regularly wore his wife's underclothing.

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