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Funny story: Tatu joined by young male!

Tatu joined by young male!

Controversial lesbian pop "duo" Tatu have surprisingly announced another addition to their band: a baby boy!...

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Funny story: Rooney gives England coach Selection headache

Rooney gives England coach Selection headache

England's footballing child-wonderstar, Wayne Rooney, has been cautioned after giving Sven Goran Eriksson a pounding headache. The injury was bestowed on Eriksson by Rooney's insistence in playing his heavy-metal records (by a band called Sel...

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Funny story: Killer dog ransacks baby shop

Killer dog ransacks baby shop

Lawyers from Mothercare today decided to take an injunction from canine "Bob" who they describe as a "killer dog". Bob, 6, has been visiting Mothercare since he was a pup. He would find his way in through a large letter box, and w...

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Funny story: The future is bright - but smelly!

The future is bright - but smelly!

Scientists at Caltech University, FL. have started research on small bacteria that will process or eat, faeces whilst still in the body. Microbiologist, Mark Thompson, explained:...

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Funny story: Cherie Blair to change sex - revealed by husband's gaffe.

Cherie Blair to change sex - revealed by husband's gaffe.

Media personnel were shocked today as Tony Blair has announced that he announced: "I am 100% behind my wife's decision to change sex", during a press conference about the Gulf War II. Blair's gaffe caused shocked outbursts by those...

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Funny story: SETI@Home results accidentally deleted - no backup!

SETI@Home results accidentally deleted - no backup!

The SETI@Home project has been running on many a computer for the past 4 years, downloading peta-bytes of 'narrow band signals' to their computers 'searching for extra-terrestrial life'. However, the project's organisers have anno...

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Funny story: Elton John told to 'fuck off'

Elton John told to 'fuck off'

Somehow popular musical entertainer, Elton John, was today told to 'fuck off', by me.

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Funny story: Women to come with warning

Women to come with warning

Health ministers today declared that in future all women would come with a warning.

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Funny story: Scotsman found alive in puddle of own whiskey

Scotsman found alive in puddle of own whiskey

Shock news today came through from Aberdeen where a tight-fisted Scotsman has been found very much alive in a pool of his own whiskey.

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Funny story: Columbo fingers wrong man

Columbo fingers wrong man

Famous American sleuth, Columbo, has been accused of fingering the wrong man for a murder that took place back in 1982.

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Funny story: The Cat Pumped

The Cat Pumped

Calamity ensued today as Mr Bones, of Bones & Co, South London, announced: "Oh look, the cat pumped!"...

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Funny story: Pop Idol to release MmmBop!

Pop Idol to release MmmBop!

The UK winner of ITVs Pop Idol, Will Young, is said to be rehearsing the hit single 'MmmBop!' in a London studio. The single, a hit for Teen sensations Hanson, is generally lauded to have been a huge mistake by God.

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Funny story: Chuckle Bros. Involved in new QM Calamity

Chuckle Bros. Involved in new QM Calamity

Shocking news has come into the TheSpoof offices today, as Barrie and Paul Chuckle are reportedly being held in cells until further police questioning, in relation to the molestation of the corpse of beloved public figure, the late queen mother.

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Funny story: 'And' is the BEST word in the alphabet

'And' is the BEST word in the alphabet

Today, scientists at a top dictionary school proved using maths and stuff that "and" is officially the best word in the world. Nobody is happier than yours truly, Andy Ampersand.

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Funny story: Queen Mum actually died in 1997

Queen Mum actually died in 1997

Buckingham Palace are today said to be furious over revelations that Queen Elizabeth The Queen Mother actually died in 1997.

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Funny story: Lava Lamp Erupts On Right Tit

Lava Lamp Erupts On Right Tit

A lava lamp that has laid dormant for years has today erupted, taking countless lives and leaving thousands injured and without homes.

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Funny story: American Upset by Real World

American Upset by Real World

Traumatised American woman sues Terror Arafat on grounds that Palestinian terrorism causes her emotional distress when it is on the news. She claims that she developed "I'm a victim" syndrome by watching 72 days of rolling CNN coverage...

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