Following Katie Price's shockingly predictable 'I'm A Celebrity' runner, from the jungle, an announcement is expected that Dublin twin disaster duo John and Edward Grimes are jetting down under as we speak to add a little pzazz to the jungle malarkey...
LONDON - X-Factor Time finally ran out for The Irish Twins, aka The Dublin Duo, aka The High-Haired Harlequins. So the highly popular singing show will now move along without the stylish singing antics of John and Edward Grimes, who many said remi...
Following their ejection from X-Factor, the government have drafted in Jedward (John and Edward Grimes). They will be offering support to the existing Government twins Deadband (David and Ed Milliband). The twins, who were sorry to leave the show,...
At last, after 26 weeks of 'Jedmania' the worbeling and permanently surprised Irish duo have been vetoed off the X Factor. After a dispassionate plea in midweek to the baying masses of X Factor, temporary leader, Gordon Brown, in a rousing speech...
The British public finally made a sensible decision tonight and voted out Louis Walsh's haemmorhoid strokers Jedward. Sadly this move means that Walsh will now need reconstructive surgery since the prize tits he has been flashing on the show for t...
Local man, Damian Hogan tonight fell asleep watching the rivetting TV talent show, the X-Factor. When he later awoke, Hogan was dying to know what song Jedward performed on the show. Sadly, his wife could tell him no more than that it wasn't 'Wake...
Poor old J- and -edward, they can't do a thing right. Just because they aren't the best singers in the X-Factor finals doesn't mean they can't entertain us! Actually, the reason they can't entertain us is because they aren't the best entertainers i...
A last minute prediction by Prime Minister Gordon Brown has reached the ears of the Irish twins, John and Edward. They say they will put everything into it to see that Mr. Brown is wrong. "That just gives us an extra incentive, doesn't it?" stated...
Stunning news just emerging from the PR HQ of top Brit girl band The Bonkettes suggests that Jedward, Dublin twins John and Edward Grimes, of the vertical hairstyles, a bit like boxing promoter Don King, but different, WILL NEVER SUPPORT THE BONKE...
If you, like many thousands of other mentally retarded TV viewers thought that Scrotal lesions John and Edward gave their best performance "ever" on last Saturday's fi-X Factor, then stand by to be SHOCKED to your very core. It may not have been t...
The TV show X-Factor plumbed new and ever greater depths yesterday as 'guest artiste' Shakira appeared to be miming, following in the Cheryl Cole tradition. We contacted top mime artiste Marcel Marinado, who comes from France, and is French and as...
Beleaguered Pop Svengali Simon Cowell is still reeling this weekend following the titanic outpouring of righteous indignation from the great British Public about his "Fix" Factor decisions. Cowell, 87, actually attempted to apologise in last night...
Jedward, Irish twins from Dublin, John and Edward Grimes, tonight confounded their many critics on the X-Factor show by turning a thoroughly unexpected and wholly professional performance in a Queen themed special. Jedward turned in a damned good...
In a shock announcement from X-Factor central, Daniel Faggins has been named as the winner of next years competition. Simon Cowell was said to be 'thrilled' that Faggins was the winner because Simon was his mentor. In a break with tradition, Si...
The controversial twins, John and Edward or Jedward are all over the news and some are jumping on the bandwagon while others seem to gag. Singer Robbie Williams, a controversial figure himself, stated on a radio program that he loves the guys.
The famous panel judge on many a television reality show, Simon Cowell is reportedly doing better after being declared dead only last night. Doctors at the British Hospital say that Cowell walked into the emergency section late last night looking...
Following widespread condemnation and walk-outs by Aussie audiences during her 'Circus' tour because she was miming and that big-screens malfunctioned, Britney Spears has gone into hiding in tha hope that the clamour will eventually tail off. Spea...
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