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Funny story: One of Our Spaceships Is Missing, Mr Putin

One of Our Spaceships Is Missing, Mr Putin

Moscow - A notorious UFO rat run inside Earth's Van Allen Beltway is the top culprit behind the disappearance of Russian Starfleet's flagship cargo carrier. This morning the entire International Space Station supply program hangs in ruins as monit...

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Funny story: Thump & Dump: Another Bagged Body Put Out for Collection on Wrong Day Found!

Thump & Dump: Another Bagged Body Put Out for Collection on Wrong Day Found!

Health and Safety Officials have issued a $5,000 reward for who ever put out a bagged body ignoring recycling efforts imposed by the local Peckham council. "Not only did who ever did it ignore the pick-up day, which is every 3rd Thursday in the m...

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Funny story: William to ride trusty steed Gravytrain in Trooping the Colour

William to ride trusty steed Gravytrain in Trooping the Colour

London - He's taking no chances after Saturday's Epsom Salts - er...Derby! - fiasco that saw talking whorse Carlton House strip punch-drunk Brits of £25million in failed bets. This coming weekend silly self-publicist/mug punter Prince William aims...

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Funny story: Forget DSK & Berlusconi, Putin Comes Out of the Closet in Bid to Bounce Back to Presidency Thanks to Viagra!

Forget DSK & Berlusconi, Putin Comes Out of the Closet in Bid to Bounce Back to Presidency Thanks to Viagra!

Russian strongman Vladimir Putin, out of the limelight, but not out of power for the past three years as Prime Minister, is said to be ready to retake the mantle of Presidential power in the upcoming election against protege Dmitry Medvedev! Puti...

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Funny story: Russian Leaders In Libyan Spar Furore

Russian Leaders In Libyan Spar Furore

Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin and President Dmitry Medvedev have fallen out over plans to build a chain of cheap Libyan Spars in major cities in the country. Medvedev, who many Western commentators regard as Putin's "man", is furious that...

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Funny story: Massive Solar Flare Wipes Out Siberian Town of Novisbriskik

Massive Solar Flare Wipes Out Siberian Town of Novisbriskik

Although last week's big solar flare knocked out some communications and caused other smaller problems, it was only when the Siberian Train System was restored and made it's way into the farthest reaches of Siberia did the worst damage come to light.

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Funny story: 'UFO behind Kaczynski plane crash' seen menacing Moscow Airport days before terror attack

'UFO behind Kaczynski plane crash' seen menacing Moscow Airport days before terror attack

Moscow - (Pie-in-the-Sky): The craft was first seen in Russian airspace at the April 2010 downing of a Tupolev Tu-154 that claimed the lives of the Polish president and his entourage. Last week's reports of its Moscow fly-past were hurriedly withd...

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Funny story: Putin in secret conjugal visit to trollop

Putin in secret conjugal visit to trollop

Turginovo, Russia - (Festive Ass Mess): Flanked at a traditional Russian Orthodox midnight mass in Turginovo by the usual entourage of wholesome-looking, corpulent ex-shot put champion babushkas Vladimir Putin looked humble and Pius (sic) XII. Spo...

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Funny story: WikiLeaks: Putin Says Robert Pattinson No Relation To Vlad The Impaler!

WikiLeaks: Putin Says Robert Pattinson No Relation To Vlad The Impaler!

Former(?) Russian leader Vladimir Putin was quoted as saying that there was no way an actor like Robert Pattinson could be related to Vlad the Impaler. "That pansy Pattinson would crap his pants if he ever came around old Vlad with all those peopl...

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Funny story: Putin Put-in Economy Following Big Freeze

Putin Put-in Economy Following Big Freeze

English fans eat your heart out. A slice of justice today as the Russian Prime Minister, Vladimir Putin, was served a slice of revenge as he left Moscow to Zurich to celebrate the country's victory. The irony? He had to fly Easyjet. Due t...

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Funny story: Don't blame Putin corruption for England 2018 crap bid

Don't blame Putin corruption for England 2018 crap bid

London - (Balls-up Mess): Bollox PR of three shameless self-publicists is what did it. A cyber postmortem says today the footie world just can't get it up for the Tosspot Trio. Wannabe legends Cameron, Beckham and Wee Willy Windsor barely rais...

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Funny story: Megan Fox Dated Top Russian Official Under Putin: WikiLeaks

Megan Fox Dated Top Russian Official Under Putin: WikiLeaks

A familiar name popped up under the category of "Russia" in the WikiLeaks latest release. It was that of Megan Fox. According to the messages between diplomats, Megan dated Anatoly Petrov for a six-month period as Petrov was and is a very close fr...

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Funny story: Wikileaks reveal what Britney thinks about Putin!

Wikileaks reveal what Britney thinks about Putin!

In a shocking document released by Wikileaks today, it has been revealed that Britney Spears thinks that Russian President Putin is "a bit of a douche." Wikileaks have exclusively revealed the document released to a select few "quality" media outl...

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Funny story: Putin Says Russia Needs a Good Enemy

Putin Says Russia Needs a Good Enemy

Russia - Prime Minister Vladimir Putin said that Russia needs a good enemy if it is going to regain an important roll in world politics. "I don't like the United States, and I haven't liked them since my days in the KGB, so I am picking them as R...

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Funny story: Vladimir Putin: Leonardo DiCaprio's a real man - just like me!!

Vladimir Putin: Leonardo DiCaprio's a real man - just like me!!

Bloodyvostock - (StollyBolly Mess): "We've shagged the same slags, Leo and I," the Russian Prime Monster joked today. "And shared some intimate diseases with Anna Chapman!" Putin was showing off a new Tiger tatoo that he'd just had done on his...

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Funny story: Russian Spy Anna Chapman Naked For Mag Shoot Is Not Her Says Putin!

Russian Spy Anna Chapman Naked For Mag Shoot Is Not Her Says Putin!

In a photo provided by Maximski Russian edition magazine, the front cover of Novermber 2010 issue of the magazine shows what appears to be Anna Chapman posing with a gun. However, former president and spy Vladimir Putin says the photo is a fake ex...

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Funny story: Putin Calls Hillary a "Dike", Hillary Pissed

Putin Calls Hillary a "Dike", Hillary Pissed

Russian Prime Minister Vladamir Putin called Hillary Clinton a "dike" today. When asked why he called Hillary a "dike" and not a "dyke" Putin responded: "Hillary looks like she is just holding back water. Hell, just look at that scrunchy wrink...

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