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Funny story: Daniel Radcliffe Lets Himself Go

Daniel Radcliffe Lets Himself Go

It is a sad day for all us 'spotty' teenage girls around the world as Daniel Radcliffe formally known as Radders is pictured leaving his Fulham family home, looking frankly awful.

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Funny story: Parents of future tennis star don't think Lil-lets can help Wimbledon dream

Parents of future tennis star don't think Lil-lets can help Wimbledon dream

It would appear that the advertising campaign in the 80's where Lil-lets were seen as the "feminine route to freedom" and could "help with playing tennis and other games during times of tension" were all a sham.

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Funny story: US Fairly Confident That Al Qaeda Leader was in That Library They Bombed

US Fairly Confident That Al Qaeda Leader was in That Library They Bombed

MOGADISHU, SOMALIA - The US military is claiming to have killed Aden Ayro, the leader of Somalia's deadliest terrorist cell, in an overnight airstrike - or at least they're pretty sure he was somewhere was in that library they bombed.

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Funny story: Avram Grant Voted Best Chelsea Manager Since...

Avram Grant Voted Best Chelsea Manager Since...

A survey amongst Chelsea fans after last night's 3-1 Champions League victory over Liverpool, has shown that a significant number of them regard Avram Grant as the best manager since Jose...

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Funny story: Inhabitants of Paedo up in arms over Lesbos publicity

Inhabitants of Paedo up in arms over Lesbos publicity

The inhabitants of the island of Paedo (referred to as Paedophiles), off the coast of Austria, are livid regarding the recent publicity surrounding the Greek island of Lesbos.

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Funny story: Mayor opens squatters' advice centre where squatters moved in 6 months ago

Mayor opens squatters' advice centre where squatters moved in 6 months ago

The mayor of Burnley, Bea Enpea, has opened the country's first squatting advice centre for layabouts, drug-addicts and fake Big Issue sellers who can't be bothered working and paying for a mortgage.

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Funny story: David Blaine Sets Levitation Record by Lifting Oprah

David Blaine Sets Levitation Record by Lifting Oprah

CHICAGO, IL - The crowd was hushed. David Blaine's face was the picture of pure concentration. Oprah sat patiently in her signature interviewer's chair. Then suddenly, with a gasp from the crowd and a squeal from Oprah, the chair began to...

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Funny story: Wife Leaves Hubby for the Weather Channel

Wife Leaves Hubby for the Weather Channel

Cornie Johanssen of International Falls filed divorce papers today to his wife of 20 years for leaving him for the weather channel.

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Funny story: Research reveals that 4% of Radio 1 listeners are totally deaf

Research reveals that 4% of Radio 1 listeners are totally deaf

Research has revealed that 4% of Radio 1's current listeners are totally deaf, while the other 96% are completely tone deaf.

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Funny story: David Blaine holds in his own ego on Oprah

David Blaine holds in his own ego on Oprah

Delusionist David Blaine, held his ego in check for a full seventeen minutes 4 seconds on the Oprah Winfrey show today.

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Funny story: Drunken Mongolian Christmas party reveals eggnog to be a yak aphrodisiac.

Drunken Mongolian Christmas party reveals eggnog to be a yak aphrodisiac.

Feeding a yak eggnog has found to result in an almost immediate raging erection.

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Funny story: Aliens Finally Find What They're Looking For In Man's Anus

Aliens Finally Find What They're Looking For In Man's Anus

LOUISVILLE - Aliens from another galaxy announced today that they had finally found what they had been seeking for the last fifty years of human history.

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Funny story: Lesbos rejects lesbians, especially Rosie O'Donnell

Lesbos rejects lesbians, especially Rosie O'Donnell

A Greek court has been asked to draw the line between numerous annoying gay women on television and the natives of the Aegean Sea island of Lesbos.

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Funny story: Shares in Sharing Drop

Shares in Sharing Drop

The once popular business of sharing has met with stiff opposition from greedy bastards and is seriously in decline.

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Funny story: Pizza Shed To Introduce New "Lard Lovers" Pizza

Pizza Shed To Introduce New "Lard Lovers" Pizza

Kokomo, Indiana - Lovers of Pizza Shed pizza were thrilled today when it was announced that the corporation would be introducing its new "Lard Lovers" pizza sometime in May.

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Funny story: Daniel Radcliffe Demands A Recount

Daniel Radcliffe Demands A Recount

The 2008 Rich List put Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe as the richest kid under 30 in the UK, and the 33rd richest in the world. But this was not good enough for good old Radders, and in a violent outburst Daniel asked for a recount.

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Funny story: British Anagram Society is Extremely 'On A Deny' (Annoyed)

British Anagram Society is Extremely 'On A Deny' (Annoyed)

The British Anagram Society today issued a tumult aim (ultimatum) to the country's sorted stress crow (crossword setters) to stop taking anagrams so cop yell met (completely) for granted.

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