London - (Ass Mess): As he heads for his weekend retreat of Chequers UK Prime Monster Tony Blair has been told he may not survive another 24 hours in office following the police decision to hand over all the evidence to the Crown Prosecution Service...
LONDON (ASP) - Today, Prime Minister Tony Blair adopted U.S. President George Bush's strategy to reduce self-image in the country. The AFP headline released was: "Morbidly obese: bigger Britons need fatter furnaces"...
Today, Tony Blair received a wedding proposal from President George W. Bush. The letter stated that President Bush has had enough of Laura and he wanted to be with the one person who supported him on all the tough issues.
Ministers face a fight to get mentally ill people through Parliament.
Drowning Street - (Ass Mess): UK Prime Monster Tony Blair has urged Scotland Yard to resist giving him "a good kicking" ahead of rumored further arrests in the cash-for-honors scam that saw his gatekeeper, his blind trust portfolio bagman a...
Soon to be former Prime Minister, Tony Blair, today unveiled plans to launch his own brand of toothpaste.
London - (Ass Mess): The Lavatory List, a BBC dramatised portrayal of KGB double agent Marcia Willias during her infiltration of British government as UK Prime Monster Harold Wilson's personal secretary, has won the hoary old Hellfire Club slappe...
The UK's largest electrical retailers, Curry's, today admitted that Sat Nav sets sold to the Royal Navy "may have been a bit iffy". However, the high street giant refused to take the blame for the diplomatic crisis with Iran that h...
Drowning Street - (Disaster Press): UK Prime Monster Tony Blair said today the next 48 hours are crucial to save him, his gargoyle wife Cherie and the entire Labour Party from the gallows.
Drowning Street - (Foolsday Press): In a bid to shore up the Asian sympathy vote UK Prime Monster Tony Blair has offered to wear a traditional headscarf on a live Al-Jazeera TV interview while apologising for the Royal Navy straying into troubled Ira...
Chequers - (Rutters): A smug and confident UK Prime Monster Tony Blair told a press conference today that he is expecting a five mile parody exclusion zone around him at his country retreat of Chequers this weekend amid fears of some waggish prank be...
LONDON--Prime Minister Tony Blair said Friday that he has asked Kazakhstan's sixth most famous man to help negotiate the release of 15 British detainees in Iran.
Controversy was the word of the day as a labour majority pushed through tough new measures to stamp down on the blight of ASBO youths in hoodies.
LONDON (Reuters) - Tony Blair sent a petulant personal note to Iran on Friday begging for the release of the 15 captured British spies seized in Iranian waters.
Following the abduction of the British Sailors by the Iranians--President Bush has offered to help negotiate their release with Iran's President Mahamuhd Ahmajinedad...
Gordon Brown may be Britain's next PM, but it's unlikely that he would be the People's Choice. Indeed, so anonymous is he, that many people still do not even know who he is.
The cause of Anna Nicole Smith's prolonged death has finally been revealed. Apparently the reason her death is still going is due to the fact that the public love drama.
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