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Funny story: Arrests after Brawl at Garden party

Arrests after Brawl at Garden party

Police today confirmed they made nine arrests after a near riot at the royal garden party at Buckingham Palace.

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Funny story: Cash for honors cops dump Blair

Cash for honors cops dump Blair

London - (Ass Mess): As he heads for his weekend retreat of Chequers UK Prime Monster Tony Blair has been told he may not survive another 24 hours in office following the police decision to hand over all the evidence to the Crown Prosecution Service...

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Funny story: Tony Blair Criticizes Fat People

Tony Blair Criticizes Fat People

LONDON (ASP) - Today, Prime Minister Tony Blair adopted U.S. President George Bush's strategy to reduce self-image in the country. The AFP headline released was: "Morbidly obese: bigger Britons need fatter furnaces"...

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Funny story: Blair Ecstatic About Proposal from Bush

Blair Ecstatic About Proposal from Bush

Today, Tony Blair received a wedding proposal from President George W. Bush. The letter stated that President Bush has had enough of Laura and he wanted to be with the one person who supported him on all the tough issues.

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Funny story: Tony Blair attempts to get mental health law changed in time for next election.

Tony Blair attempts to get mental health law changed in time for next election.

Ministers face a fight to get mentally ill people through Parliament.

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Funny story: Resist urge to punish me Blair tells cash-for-honors cops

Resist urge to punish me Blair tells cash-for-honors cops

Drowning Street - (Ass Mess): UK Prime Monster Tony Blair has urged Scotland Yard to resist giving him "a good kicking" ahead of rumored further arrests in the cash-for-honors scam that saw his gatekeeper, his blind trust portfolio bagman a...

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Funny story: Tony Blair Set To Cleen Up With Own Brand Toothpaste!

Tony Blair Set To Cleen Up With Own Brand Toothpaste!

Soon to be former Prime Minister, Tony Blair, today unveiled plans to launch his own brand of toothpaste.

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Funny story: BBC drama The Lavatory List damages for Harold Wilson's very own Ruth Turner Lady Falkender

BBC drama The Lavatory List damages for Harold Wilson's very own Ruth Turner Lady Falkender

London - (Ass Mess): The Lavatory List, a BBC dramatised portrayal of KGB double agent Marcia Willias during her infiltration of British government as UK Prime Monster Harold Wilson's personal secretary, has won the hoary old Hellfire Club slappe...

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Funny story: Curry's in Sat Nav apology to Navy

Curry's in Sat Nav apology to Navy

The UK's largest electrical retailers, Curry's, today admitted that Sat Nav sets sold to the Royal Navy "may have been a bit iffy". However, the high street giant refused to take the blame for the diplomatic crisis with Iran that h...

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Funny story: Blair: 48 hours to save my ass

Blair: 48 hours to save my ass

Drowning Street - (Disaster Press): UK Prime Monster Tony Blair said today the next 48 hours are crucial to save him, his gargoyle wife Cherie and the entire Labour Party from the gallows.

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Funny story: Blair offers to wear headscarf in Al-Jazeera TV apology interview

Blair offers to wear headscarf in Al-Jazeera TV apology interview

Drowning Street - (Foolsday Press): In a bid to shore up the Asian sympathy vote UK Prime Monster Tony Blair has offered to wear a traditional headscarf on a live Al-Jazeera TV interview while apologising for the Royal Navy straying into troubled Ira...

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Funny story: No one's gonna April Fools Day spoof me says Blair

No one's gonna April Fools Day spoof me says Blair

Chequers - (Rutters): A smug and confident UK Prime Monster Tony Blair told a press conference today that he is expecting a five mile parody exclusion zone around him at his country retreat of Chequers this weekend amid fears of some waggish prank be...

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Funny story: Borat to negotiate release of British sailors

Borat to negotiate release of British sailors

LONDON--Prime Minister Tony Blair said Friday that he has asked Kazakhstan's sixth most famous man to help negotiate the release of 15 British detainees in Iran.

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Funny story: Hoodies rocked by New Labour 'cutbacks'

Hoodies rocked by New Labour 'cutbacks'

Controversy was the word of the day as a labour majority pushed through tough new measures to stamp down on the blight of ASBO youths in hoodies.

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Funny story: Tony Blair Sends Petulant Note To Iran Over Captured Spies

Tony Blair Sends Petulant Note To Iran Over Captured Spies

LONDON (Reuters) - Tony Blair sent a petulant personal note to Iran on Friday begging for the release of the 15 captured British spies seized in Iranian waters.

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Funny story: Bush to Negotiate

Bush to Negotiate

Following the abduction of the British Sailors by the Iranians--President Bush has offered to help negotiate their release with Iran's President Mahamuhd Ahmajinedad...

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Funny story: Gordon Brown - Who Is He?

Gordon Brown - Who Is He?

Gordon Brown may be Britain's next PM, but it's unlikely that he would be the People's Choice. Indeed, so anonymous is he, that many people still do not even know who he is.

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