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Funny story: In the Night Garden: Horror At Bedtime

In the Night Garden: Horror At Bedtime

"In the Night Garden": A relaxing jaunt to a fantasy world for babies and young children, with loveable, quirky characters and high quality music and effects, broadcast at bedtime on the BBC. Or is it a shocking documentary compiled from actual footage taken by agents of the British Goverment showing the results of nazi-style experiments on innocent victims of the war on terror? Iggle Piggl...

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Funny story: Conspiracy Theorists: Shutting Down UFO Hotline Sends Wrong Message to Terrorists

Conspiracy Theorists: Shutting Down UFO Hotline Sends Wrong Message to Terrorists

London, UK - Conspiracy theorists and anti-terror diehards have called on the Parliament to reinstate the UFO hotline or else risk sending the wrong message to terrorists and extraterrestrials. "Terrorists will read this and see that the UK is no...

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Funny story: Terrorists Win! Bin Laden "Pleasantly Surprised" with 9-11 Show Trial in New York.

Terrorists Win! Bin Laden "Pleasantly Surprised" with 9-11 Show Trial in New York.

Deep in the Mountains of Pakistan: Osama Bin Laden gave a rare press interview today to members of the international media. Commenting on the Obama Administration's decision to try the mastermind of the 9-11 Attacks, Khalid Sheik Mohammed, in civili...

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Funny story: Ft Hood suspect not a terrorist

Ft Hood suspect not a terrorist

President Barrack Obama is trying to calm Americans fears that home grown terrorists now threaten Americans at home. He has assured the public that the suspect in the shooting was not a "terrorist", but a hunter that became confused and thought the...

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Funny story: Bin Laden Furious over X-Factor results, Admits to Being Bored

Bin Laden Furious over X-Factor results, Admits to Being Bored

Notorious, cave-dwelling villain Osama Bin Laden has broken a long silence to express his fury over "Jedward" beating his personal favourite, Lucie Jones, to stay in X-factor. "This is what happens when you give everybody the right to vote. Jedwar...

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Funny story: British Government Considers Legalizing Honour Killings

British Government Considers Legalizing Honour Killings

In an ever more desperate attempt to ease post-colonial guilt and show the magnanimous virtues of free society, a vote will come before the Commons today on whether honour killings should be legalized. Nick Griffin, happy to speak on the behalf o...

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Funny story: Female Suicide Bomber Aborted Mission

Female Suicide Bomber Aborted Mission

A woman who planned on detonating stink bombs on the London Underground system told jurors at the Old Bailey today that she called off the attack at the last minute because she wasn't altogether sure that she'd closed the kitchen window, or left wate...

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Funny story: World's Dumbest Terrorist Arrested - He Was Planning On Blowing Up The Atlantic Ocean

World's Dumbest Terrorist Arrested - He Was Planning On Blowing Up The Atlantic Ocean

PORTLAND, Maine - Authorities in Portland have arrested Mustifini Allahfut, a known Iraqi terrorist. Allahfut, who is 42, and speaks broken English as well as broken Iraqi was charged with planning to blow up the Atlantic Ocean. Detective Murra...

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Funny story: Boston terror suspect Tarek Mehanna 'provided material support to terrorists'

Boston terror suspect Tarek Mehanna 'provided material support to terrorists'

Sudbury, Massachusetts - (Rotters): Entering a Not Guilty plea today Mehanna claimed the only support material he had ever had his hands on was some imported lilac Spandex used in the manufacture of maternity brassieres. However FBI sources claim...

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Funny story: New spokesperson for the Taliban?

New spokesperson for the Taliban?

Berlin, Germany - German and American intelligence outfits have detected a large upswing of recruits by Al-Qaeda and Taliban terror training camps. And these recruits are Western, and at least one seems to be American. An examination of the recru...

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Funny story: Terrorists enjoying paradise

Terrorists enjoying paradise

Bermuda - Recently the Red Cross went down to Bermuda to check on the status of the Gitmo Uighurs that President Obama sent down there for life. They felt it was important to make sure that no human rights abuses were occurring. They discussed th...

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Funny story: Hannibal Lecter's plan endorsed by Obama

Hannibal Lecter's plan endorsed by Obama

BALTIMORE, Maryland - Dr. Hannibal Lecter, noted forensic psychologist and epicurean cannibal, has stepped forward to suggest a new detention plan for the Gitmo detainees that some say "tests the bounds" of the American legal system. President Obama...

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Funny story: Algerian terror suspect detained

Algerian terror suspect detained

In France, an Algerian man (34, Algerian) has been held under the French terror directive; normally used for Algerians suspected of being nuclear scientists. The French Interior minister made a statement, "He's been accused of being in possession...

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Funny story: Child Suicide Bombers Descend On Manchester Airport

Child Suicide Bombers Descend On Manchester Airport

Child suicide bombers are said to be on their way to Manchester Airport in their thousands. The recent ruling that the new hi-tec security scanners which let you see people in the buff could not be used on kids has led to this disaster. Security e...

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Funny story: "Fat Four" In Racial Murder Threat

"Fat Four" In Racial Murder Threat

Birmingham, England - Four teenage boys have appeared in the High Court in London charged with incitement to racial hatred, conspiracy to commit murder, and offenses under the Prevention of Terrorism Act. The case has been brought by prosecutors afte...

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Funny story: Al-Qaeda Cash Crisis

Al-Qaeda Cash Crisis

Al-Qaeda is in its worst financial state for many years, according to a statement by the US Treasury. Senior Treasury official David Cohen said that al-Qaeda had made several appeals for funds already this year, and had organised various events in...

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Funny story: NASA fires first shot at lunar Taliban

NASA fires first shot at lunar Taliban

NASA's cover story about searching for water on the dark side of the Moon is just that, a cover story. Biden ordered lunar strike based on specific independently collaborated intelligence (i.e., radio static) and a hunch that if Osama Bin Laden...

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