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Funny story: How Parents Explain "The Birds And The Bees" To Their Children Around The World

How Parents Explain "The Birds And The Bees" To Their Children Around The World

At some point in every parents life there comes a time when they must explain that very fundamental but mysterious and appealing fact of life to their offspring- the sex act. Not an easy task for anyone, including our neighbors around the world. Let's take a look at how other nationalities, races, cultures and religions handle this most difficult of subjects to discuss with your young ones. How...

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Funny story: Kermit The Frog Is 'Perverted' Says Miss Piggy

Kermit The Frog Is 'Perverted' Says Miss Piggy

Kermit the Frog, 53, is said to be in hiding after sordid revelations have been leaked from sources close to the beleaguered star. In scenes reminiscent of the recent Charlie Sheen episodes, the usually clean cut star of The Muppets has been on a...

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Funny story: Women to put Condoms on Cucumbers

Women to put Condoms on Cucumbers

The relationship between humans and vegetables is a long and complex one. As many as 1 in 5 cucumbers are purchased for use not as food but as a sex toy. A fact that was possibly the best kept secret of the cucumber industry. However, the e-coli o...

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Funny story: I didn't have sexual relations with that cucumber

I didn't have sexual relations with that cucumber

A man in Spain is receiving treatment in hospital after an angry mob of Cucumber farmers descended on his home and forced him to move out of the village. Local Farmers accuse Hector Julio Fernandez of contaminating their cucumber stock with e-coli...

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Funny story: Football scandal grows as Man Utd WAGs reveal bedroom secrets

Football scandal grows as Man Utd WAGs reveal bedroom secrets

It had to happen one day, Manchester United's WAGs found a way to earn extra spending money by selling some of their 'bedroom secrets' to a reporter. Players' names weren't mentioned for obvious reasons, but the players in question will recognize...

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Funny story: Pippa Middleton gives up eating eggs in respect for the hens who don't get 'sex'.

Pippa Middleton gives up eating eggs in respect for the hens who don't get 'sex'.

In an interview given by Pippa Middleton today with "Farmers' Weekly" ace reporter, Chucky Porker, she admitted that she was giving up eating all produts containing hens' eggs. Pippa found out that the only eggs sold for consumption are unfertiliz...

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Funny story: Meatpacking District condo stay for Dominique Strauss-Kahn?

Meatpacking District condo stay for Dominique Strauss-Kahn?

New York - An apartment straddling the top floor of a bijou Italianate/Greek Revival-style former abattoir is tipped to shelter the beleaguered ex-IMF CEO, a Manhattan source said today. The plush co-op building is slap bang in the middle of the h...

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Funny story: Scientists learn to speak to animals. Hens are going on strike. 'No sex, no eggs.'

Scientists learn to speak to animals. Hens are going on strike. 'No sex, no eggs.'

Scientists working in Ontario, have learned, to some degree, how to communicate with a number of animals and birds. A paper recently published by Scientists working out of the University of Strange Science in Ontario, Canada, includes data relating to egg-laying hens and their 'thoughts'. Those scientists who 'allegedly' are able to communicate with these hens announced that they have learne...

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Funny story: Anger As Government Suggest Revamp Of Dogging Sites Across The UK

Anger As Government Suggest Revamp Of Dogging Sites Across The UK

In a move that has angered local citizens the length and breadth of the country, government ministers have put forward plans to revamp over thirty dogging sites across the UK. Whilst thousands of healthcare, childcare and other high profile servic...

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Funny story: DSK: I did not have sex with that maid; it was Bin Laden's ghost who did

DSK: I did not have sex with that maid; it was Bin Laden's ghost who did

Disgraced IMF head and French presidential hopeful, Dominique Strauss-Kahn, has told the Bronx cops exactly what happened in Suite 2806. His testimony reads "It wasn't me who'd gone and done that to that poor dear cleaning lady. It was Bin Lade...

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Funny story: Anthropologist Discovers Primitive Man Could Hover While Having Sex With Giant Hummingbirds

Anthropologist Discovers Primitive Man Could Hover While Having Sex With Giant Hummingbirds

ANTHROPOLOGY TODAY: The recent discovery of the fossified remains of what anthropologists believe to be the missing link in the evolutionary process of homo sapiens, was revealed today by none other than Dr. Viscount Billingsgate. While visiting...

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Funny story: New Injury to Tiger Woods May End Career Leading to Early Retirement at Stud Farm!

New Injury to Tiger Woods May End Career Leading to Early Retirement at Stud Farm!

With ailing love machine Tiger Woods forced to withdraw from last weekend's TPC Sawgrass golf Championship with his 4th injury to a fragile fetlock, syndicate owners are now considering putting him out to stud earlier than predicted in order to r...

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Funny story: Starkers-trek II: The Wrath of Madame Strauss-Khan

Starkers-trek II: The Wrath of Madame Strauss-Khan

Paris - "Zees feelthy 'oneytrap!" is how Anne Sinclair - aka Mme Dominique Strauss-Khan - put it today as news of her spouse's naked hotel romp suddenly went viral. The IMF CEO is charged with gross sex acts including one of going 'where no man ha...

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Funny story: It's Not Like He Was Screwing The Global Economy 'defence' in Strauss-Khan sex case

It's Not Like He Was Screwing The Global Economy 'defence' in Strauss-Khan sex case

New York - Echoes of a Little Cock, Arkansas waitress' tongue-in-cheek apologia over Bill Clinton's Lewinsky escapade come to mind this weekend. News that IMF CEO Dominique Strauss-Khan has been charged with 'a criminal sex act, attempted rape and...

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Funny story: Bin Laden Bin Wankin?

Bin Laden Bin Wankin?

Did Osama like to crack one off? The evidence suggests that the recently deceased terror chief was a master at pocket billiards. It is claimed that he had more porno films than a Home Secretary's husband. Bin Laden may well have sought refuge in mast...

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Funny story: Train Track Gang Bang Just The Ticket

Train Track Gang Bang Just The Ticket

A 21 year old woman has appeared at Gravesend magistrates' court accused of having sex with five teenage boys close to the tracks at Abbey Wood, South London. Three of the boys were also present, but the other two managed to elude the police and...

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Funny story: 'Love, Honour and Fellate, Kate!' as Friday-the-13th tsunami fears hit Fregate honeymoon isle

'Love, Honour and Fellate, Kate!' as Friday-the-13th tsunami fears hit Fregate honeymoon isle

Say-Shells - A cliched twist on the old 'Did the earth move for you, darlin?' is rattling the newlyweds, a tremor-watch conspiracy site said today. The royal pair's Seychelles honeymoon isle 'could see a massive tidal surge this weekend' TinFoilH...

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