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Funny story: NY Mets Seek New Manager; Males Need Not Apply

NY Mets Seek New Manager; Males Need Not Apply

At a recent press conference at which the owners of the New York Mets announced that they were giving the team manager a walk, they also explained that they were pursuing an entirely new managerial strategy. They will hire a female for the job.

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Funny story: Red, White And Blue School Of Self Defense - Grand Opening

Red, White And Blue School Of Self Defense - Grand Opening

A rally was held yesterday in Washington, D.C. to celebrate the grand opening of the Red, White And Blue School Of Self Defense. Sarah Palin was on hand to introduce the speaker, John 'Bambi-killer' Doe. Here is the full text of Mr. Doe's speech: Thanks for that wonderful introduction, Sarah. Listen. We all know that any and all gun-control laws are an unwarranted infringement on the rig...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Booed on Dancing with the Stars

Sarah Palin Booed on Dancing with the Stars

Sarah Palin was booed again, but this time she was booed by the liberal dancers and liberal dancing fans on Dancing with the Stars. "I am used to getting booed by liberals, so getting booed while I was trying to support my daughter dancing effort...

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Funny story: Visibly Pregnant Christine O'Donnell Claims Immaculate Conception

Visibly Pregnant Christine O'Donnell Claims Immaculate Conception

DELAWARE (AP) Responding to widespread allegations initially assumed to be attack politics, Christine O'Donnell's campaign manager yesterday released a statement confirming that the senatorial candidate was "with child" and that it was a 21st century...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin: " Pelosi's Eyes Look Like Two Piss-Holes In Snow Bank."

Sarah Palin: " Pelosi's Eyes Look Like Two Piss-Holes In Snow Bank."

In a Tea Party meeting in Cedar Rapids, Iowa, an inspired Sarah Palin, when asked if she thought Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi had undergone recent Botox treatment, she responded: "The raccoon look must be the newest rage in San Francisco. To q...

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Funny story: More Quotes About The GOP Guru Known Simply As Rush Limbaugh

More Quotes About The GOP Guru Known Simply As Rush Limbaugh

Rush Hudson Limbaugh, III, is 59-years-old and he has just published his third book on quotes entitled More Quotes About The GOP Guru Known Simply As Rush Limbaugh. The noted radio host, political commentator, author, and television personality, is truly one American who loves to argue whether he is right or wrong. One of his best friends Glenn Beck has stated that Rush is such an argumenta...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Is Asked If She Plans On Getting The Latest Rage "The Left Coast Vaginal Vajazzling"

Sarah Palin Is Asked If She Plans On Getting The Latest Rage "The Left Coast Vaginal Vajazzling"

TARZANA, California - The former governor of Alaska and female leader of the splinter Republican group The Tea Bag Party was in town attending a meeting of The Big Game Hunters of The San Fernando Valley. Palin was asked if she keeps up with the l...

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Funny story: Cheney, Rove, Palin and Limbaugh Threaten to Burn Spoof Writers

Cheney, Rove, Palin and Limbaugh Threaten to Burn Spoof Writers

Indianapolis - Dick Cheney, Karl Rove Rush Limbaugh and Sarah Palin are tracking down American Spoof writers from the British internet rag The Spoof.com. First on their list was Jalopenoman in Texas who claims to be conservative, but is often cau...

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Funny story: GOP Considers Palin and Tea Party a Necessary Evil

GOP Considers Palin and Tea Party a Necessary Evil

While conservative pundits continue to say that Republicans are none too pleased about some of the crazy Tea Party candidates who have gotten themselves nominated for Republican House and Senate seats this year, they still have to admit that without them, the party doesn't stand a chance in hell of taking back control of Congress. The proof is in the way we are seeing staunch old school Republi...

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Funny story: Rev. Al Sharpton Says That He Loves Sarah Palin's Tea Party 'Cause They Be Splittin' Up The GOPeePee's

Rev. Al Sharpton Says That He Loves Sarah Palin's Tea Party 'Cause They Be Splittin' Up The GOPeePee's

HARLEM - The Rev. Al Sharpton, who is known as "The Protector of The Unprotected," offered his two cents worth at a dinner honoring Michael Vick's return to sanity. Rev. Sharpton said "Ya know sumtin y'all. I sho nuff be likin' dis Sarah Palin wom...

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Funny story: Republicans Acuse Christine O'Donnel of Being a Witch, Vow to Burn After a "Fair" Trial

Republicans Acuse Christine O'Donnel of Being a Witch, Vow to Burn After a "Fair" Trial

Salem - In one of the most extreme right moves of the century,Karl Rove and Rush Limbaugh have captured Christine O' Donnell and transported her to stand trial for witchcraft. Rep. Mike Pence (R) of Indiana, the third-ranking Republican in the Hou...

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Funny story: Palin O'Donnell Strategy Shoot Dismemeber Curse Economy Blame Obama

Palin O'Donnell Strategy Shoot Dismemeber Curse Economy Blame Obama

People have very short memories, about the size of the world's smallest cow "Swallow." We seem to have national Alzheimer's disease. Maybe it is something in the water. In 2008 George Bush threatened that if the Congress did not immediately bail out...

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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh: 'I want to get into Sarah Palin's pants'

Rush Limbaugh: 'I want to get into Sarah Palin's pants'

Palm Beach, Fla. (EIB) -- Conservative talk show host, Rush Limbaugh, told his radio audience the other day that, "before year three of the Obama regime, I want to get into Sarah Palin's pants."...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Says She Will Be In The Audience Watching Her Daughter Bristol On The Premier Of Dancing With The Stars

Sarah Palin Says She Will Be In The Audience Watching Her Daughter Bristol On The Premier Of Dancing With The Stars

HOLLYWOOD - The season's premier of Dancing With The Stars starts this Monday. And one very proud mama will be in the audience watching her daughter Bristol perform. The ex-governor of Alaska and failed GOP candidate for vice-president Sarah Palin...

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Funny story: Christine O'Donnell Tells Palin if She's Elected Senator She's Screwed

Christine O'Donnell Tells Palin if She's Elected Senator She's Screwed

When Christine O'Donnell from Delaware won the GOP nomination for a seat in the U.S. Senate, she appeared to be all smiles. But after the reality of her win and what it meant for her future began to sink in, she immediately called Sarah Palin. O'Donnell: Hi, Sarah? Palin: Yah, who wants to know? O'Donnell: Hi, hon, it's Chris, Christine O'Donnell. Did I catch you at a bad time? Palin:...

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Funny story: Pensacola Pastor To Burn The Book 'Bambi' In Protest of Sarah Palin's Hunting

Pensacola Pastor To Burn The Book 'Bambi' In Protest of Sarah Palin's Hunting

PENSACOLA - Pastor Jerry Tones of The Church At The Top of The Stairs in Pensacola said that he is taking one of the all-time great children's stories Bambi and he will be burning the book in his assigned parking space at his church as a protest.

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Convinces Florida Minister Not To Burn Koran!

Sarah Palin Convinces Florida Minister Not To Burn Koran!

In Gainesville, Florida the leader of a small church that is anti-Islamic has backed down on his threat to burn copies of the Koran. "I give full credit to Sarah Palin for this because she's the reason I've called it off." Pastor Terry Jones sa...

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