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Funny story: Canadian Proctologist Fingers "Arse Holes" In Widening US/Russian Spy Scandal!

Canadian Proctologist Fingers "Arse Holes" In Widening US/Russian Spy Scandal!

"That arse hole stole me identity!!" So said practicing Canadian Proctologist Dr. Victor Nicholas today, when confronted by the RCMP and agents of the FBI as they followed up the astounding story of more than a dozen Russian sleeper agents living as...

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Funny story: Hey Russia, How About a Toothless Crack-Ho Spy Next Time, Stupid

Hey Russia, How About a Toothless Crack-Ho Spy Next Time, Stupid

Washington, D.C. -- Authorities stunned the nation as news of the arrest of a young, knock-out gorgeous alleged Russian spy spread across the networks today. "What in the world?" one flabbergasted neighbor of 28 year-old Russian spy, Anna Chapman...

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Funny story: 'Paris Hilton, Marc Mezvinsky Lewinsky and Heath Ledger RIP??' Aldrich Ames and Bob Hanssen recruited at least another 100 moles!

'Paris Hilton, Marc Mezvinsky Lewinsky and Heath Ledger RIP??' Aldrich Ames and Bob Hanssen recruited at least another 100 moles!

Washington AC/DC - (Deep Penetration News): Du Pont Circle salons are in uproar amid reports detailing why traitors Ames and Hanssen are shitting bricks in jail this evening: A ten year classified probe into the renegades' recruitment skills has...

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Funny story: Russian spies linked to UK supermarket chain 'behind London 7/7 bombings'

Russian spies linked to UK supermarket chain 'behind London 7/7 bombings'

London - (B-O-G-O-F Mess): A UK supermarket group suspected of being 'up to its ass' in terrorism has emerged as the eminence grise behind the US spy saga. The food retailer had been under covert surveillance for decades ever since Princess Diana...

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Funny story: SPY vs SPY: Putin Accuses Obama Of Planting Bug In Medvedev's Burger

SPY vs SPY: Putin Accuses Obama Of Planting Bug In Medvedev's Burger

Vladimir Putin, former Russian KGB officer and now Prime Minister, today accused President Obama of planting a bug in Russian President Dmitri Medvedev's hamburger. Last week, Obama and Medvedev traveled by motorcade from the White House to eat lunc...

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Funny story: Spies revealed

Spies revealed

As the United States reveals the machinations of 10 Russian spies, who the FBI have been watching for five years, the consequences for Britain are being discussed. Who is spying on our Think Tanks? What tricks are the Russians up to getting close...

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Funny story: UK's Russian spy ring is next say cops

UK's Russian spy ring is next say cops

London - (Clouseau News): The head of Scotland Yard's anti-terror squad says yesterday's FBI bust of Russian sleeper moles is just the begining. Citing hundreds of cold case reviews the Met's Assistant Commissioner for Downright Skulduggery said t...

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Funny story: FBI hunts Madoff's 'Madame Rouge' as dozens more KGB sleeper cells suspected

FBI hunts Madoff's 'Madame Rouge' as dozens more KGB sleeper cells suspected

New York - (Bob Hanssen Mess): A sinister femme fatale codenamed 'Madame Rouge' - believed to be an ex-mistress of jailed Ponzi scammer Bernard Madoff - is being sought in the FBI Russian espionage probe. The lynchpin behind the KGB money launderi...

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Funny story: Obama revives Russia-US nuclear arms race; "we really missed the Cold War" say senior Pentagon officials; in an unrelated tech glitch - Tehran disapppears from Global Positioning Satellites

Obama revives Russia-US nuclear arms race; "we really missed the Cold War" say senior Pentagon officials; in an unrelated tech glitch - Tehran disapppears from Global Positioning Satellites

US President Barack Obama has revived the nuclear arms race with Moscow, which was shelved in the wake of the Cold War and subsequent saccharine peacenik PR, such as taking down the Berlin Wall amid spontaneious worldwide celebrations and then hawkin...

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Funny story: Dolgoprudny Power Drinking Team Set New World Record

Dolgoprudny Power Drinking Team Set New World Record

The Dolgoprudny power drinking team set a new world record today at the Moscow Victory Day Games. The team, led by the legendary Ivan Drunkovitch, managed to down five litres of vodka and twenty litres of beer between them in one hour. Drunkovich...

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Funny story: Are You A Russian?

Are You A Russian?

Have you ever thought that you may in fact be a Russian? Are you a follower of Trotsky, or did you just love Dr Shivago? If so, you may really be a Russian. To help you find out if you really are a Russian, take the following test: 1) You are waiting at the bus stop in the morning. The bus arrives. Do you: a) Wait patiently in a queue until it is your turn; b) allow an old lady to go before y...

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Funny story: America and Russia hold adoption talks

America and Russia hold adoption talks

Talks have been held in Moscow to discuss the adoption of Russian orphans by American families after Russia suspended adoptions earlier this month. The suspension following the case of a 7-year-old child who returned to Russia unescorted. When the...

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Funny story: Ukraine 'blackmailed' over Russian naval base lease

Ukraine 'blackmailed' over Russian naval base lease

Tensions are again running high in Eastern Europe after Ukraine ratified a 25-year extension to a lease on the Russian naval base located in the Crimean port of Sebastopol. Chaotic scenes were the order of the day in the Ukrainian parliament as th...

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Funny story: Russia Rescinds All Former Adoptions: Mel Gibson is Heartbroken

Russia Rescinds All Former Adoptions: Mel Gibson is Heartbroken

Megastar and producer Mel Gibson entered a crisis center in California today to deal with the grief of losing his Russian hottie Oksana Grigorieva. The action came from the Russian government announcing that all children adopted from the west must be...

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Funny story: Adopted Child Sent Back to Russia With Note From Mother

Adopted Child Sent Back to Russia With Note From Mother

The Russian Government reacted angrily at the actions of an adoptive mother who was at wits end and sent her son back from whence he came; or so we thought. Russia immediately called for a ban on adoption but the truth is they are pissed because they...

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Funny story: Obama and Czar Putin sign Historic Arms Reduction Treaty in Prague

Obama and Czar Putin sign Historic Arms Reduction Treaty in Prague

President Obama and Russian Czar Putin agreed to reduce their stockpiles of nuclear weapons to 1500 thus assuring the world it can only be destroyed 50 times as opposed to the previous 100. Putin posed shirtless for the signing though wearing his...

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Funny story: Putin says Black Widow bombers are from women-only town of Chechen lesbians

Putin says Black Widow bombers are from women-only town of Chechen lesbians

Moscow - (Spider Hole): Chechen Spider Woman lesbians are tormenting Russian Prime Monster Vlad 'The Impaler' Putin who has found a new way to frame them for this week's Moscow bombings. Last year the arachnid web's existence was confirmed by the...

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