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Funny story: Republicans didn't know they needed to make cuts to reduce spending

Republicans didn't know they needed to make cuts to reduce spending

Washington DC--Republicans were shocked that they might have to cut spending to reduce the budget if they want to extend Bush Tax cuts that they think are so great for our economy. "I know that we have promised a lot of things in the past, and sur...

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Funny story: Christine O'Donnell Claims She's A Blank Slate Waiting to Be Written Upon

Christine O'Donnell Claims She's A Blank Slate Waiting to Be Written Upon

The Republican candidate for Senator from Delaware, Christine O'Donnell, may be many things, but informed and prepared to represent the people from her state of Delaware isn't one of them. That, she says, plays to her favor. "Who needs a know it...

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Funny story: Montana Republicans Assume The Position: Don't Go There Girlfriend, Especially All You Guys

Montana Republicans Assume The Position: Don't Go There Girlfriend, Especially All You Guys

As far as the Montana Republican Party is concerned, if it ain't brokeback, there's no need to fix it. If, on the other hand, that's your particular side saddle of choice, then, according to the current platform of that state's Grand Old Party, it's…

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Funny story: Republicans Acuse Christine O'Donnel of Being a Witch, Vow to Burn After a "Fair" Trial

Republicans Acuse Christine O'Donnel of Being a Witch, Vow to Burn After a "Fair" Trial

Salem - In one of the most extreme right moves of the century,Karl Rove and Rush Limbaugh have captured Christine O' Donnell and transported her to stand trial for witchcraft. Rep. Mike Pence (R) of Indiana, the third-ranking Republican in the Hou...

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Funny story: President Says the Democrats May Suck, But Republicans Suck Worse

President Says the Democrats May Suck, But Republicans Suck Worse

At a press conference today, president Obama said that while the Democrats may suck, the Republicans really suck. In addressing the press Obama said: "You know, I will admit that we, the Democrats suck, we really do, but before you vote us out of...

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Funny story: Stephen Colbert Audience Turns Ugly After Realizing He's Not Republican

Stephen Colbert Audience Turns Ugly After Realizing He's Not Republican

Things took a turn for the worse Wednesday night as the entire studio audience of the Colbert Report began throwing eggs and rotten tomatoes at Stephen Colbert and his guest, Arianna Huffington. One lone fan who later told us that he gets it that Col...

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Funny story: Democrats, Republicans Agree to Raise Taxes on Poor

Democrats, Republicans Agree to Raise Taxes on Poor

WASHINGTON, DC - After months of wrangling whether to raise taxes on the rich or lower taxes on the middle-class, Congressional Democrat and Republican leaders have agreed to introduce legislation to raise taxes on the poor. On today's "Meet The P...

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Funny story: CDC Warns of New Strain of Flu Virus this Fall Related to Elephants

CDC Warns of New Strain of Flu Virus this Fall Related to Elephants

The Centers for Disease Control in Atlanta (CDC) has come out with warnings this week of a new strain of flu that is already showing signs of being a real problem this coming fall flu season. The reports claim the flu is related to elephants. Unlike...

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Funny story: Mercedes Dealers, Yacht Brokers Gearing up for Banner Year if Republicans Win

Mercedes Dealers, Yacht Brokers Gearing up for Banner Year if Republicans Win

Those in the business of selling luxury items to wealthy Americans have never really seen a downturn in their profits. Even with Obama in office and the Democrats doing everything they can to try and shift the economic tide away from the uber riche,...

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Funny story: The New "Its All About Me" Party

The New "Its All About Me" Party

A new political entity has formed that intends on usurping the most adamant followers of all other parties into its fold. It is called the "Its All About Me Party" and has astonishingly employed the core instincts and philosophies of all the other re...

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Funny story: Seersucker Suit Sales Up Among Republicans, Unlike my Points

Seersucker Suit Sales Up Among Republicans, Unlike my Points

It has been a long hot summer for every politician campaigning for seats in the US Senate this year, but the Republicans have found a way to keep their cool, if not in temperament, at least in fashion. Cotton seersucker suits, long praised for the...

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Funny story: Michael Moore: I'm a Conservative Republican

Michael Moore: I'm a Conservative Republican

In a press release that shocked many, liberal political activist and film maker Michael Moore yesterday announced that he had become a conservative republican. "I've been listening to talk radio for several months now, and I think they're complet...

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Funny story: Republican Leaders Using Too Much Pot

Republican Leaders Using Too Much Pot

There is worry in this country that too many in the Republican leadership have been smoking too much pot for too long. Evidence is mounting indicating that many of their leaders are suffering from short and long term memory loss. An example of th...

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Funny story: Republicans Hate Most Americans

Republicans Hate Most Americans

The Republican party, in it's effort to improve its chances of taking back both houses of congress in 2010 and the White House in 2012, has stepped up its attacks on most of America's 308 million people. GOP candidates and elected officials have rele...

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Funny story: Tea Drinkers Sue Tea Party for Giving "Tea" a Bad Name

Tea Drinkers Sue Tea Party for Giving "Tea" a Bad Name

The grassroots protests known as the "Tea Party Movement" have been the subject of increased national attention following a recent class action lawsuit initiated by American tea drinkers against leaders of the conservative Tea Party. Plaintiffs claim...

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Funny story: GOP Considers Ban on Islam

GOP Considers Ban on Islam

On Thursday, Sen. Jon Kyl (R-Ariz.) became the highest ranking Republican to offer support to a proposed law banning the peaceful practice of Islam in the United States. The controversial measure originally proposed by Lindsey Graham, Republican S...

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Funny story: White House: President Obama is a Republican

White House: President Obama is a Republican

Washington DC - After months of speculation, White House press-secretary Robert Gibbs revealed today that President Obama is actually a Republican. Democrats across the country were shocked and amazed. The revelation came after several incidents w...

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