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Funny story: Church Bans Sexual Intercourse

Church Bans Sexual Intercourse

Amidst growing concerns that Sexually Transmitted Diseases (STDs) are on a rise, the Vatican has decided to do away with sexual intercourse itself. This new directive shall ensure that the previous directives banning contraception remain in place.

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Funny story: Pleasant Glade Assembly of God's First Amendment Abuses cock-a-hoop at court ruling

Pleasant Glade Assembly of God's First Amendment Abuses cock-a-hoop at court ruling

Fort Worth, Texas - (Superstitious Mess): A serpentological fundamentalist nutters church (sick) is over the moon at the quashing of torture and abuse damages by the Texas Supreme Court.

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Funny story: Anglican conservatives re-form Inquisition

Anglican conservatives re-form Inquisition

Conservative Anglicans meeting in Jerusalem will create a global multi-faith network to combat modern trends in the Church, like birth control, independent thinking and insufficient tithing.

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Funny story: New Messiah Is Black

New Messiah Is Black

Worshippers at the Ewood Cathedral, Lancashire, woke up this morning to find a new messiah has been appointed and will soon be coming to live and work amongst the dark satanic mills. A new messiah has widely been predicted for the area since the last...

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Funny story: Rugby player has orgasm in Church again

Rugby player has orgasm in Church again

Religious elders have caused an uproar by criticising rugby player Gavin Henson for having had an orgasm inside Church.

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Funny story: Jesus and The Disciples Planning a Comeback Tour

Jesus and The Disciples Planning a Comeback Tour

Jesus Christ has risen again in order to carry on his work for the salvation of Mankind.

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Funny story: Gin it to win it

Gin it to win it

An alarming report has been published which has discovered that on Friday 14th April, 2008, 92% of Londoners were drunk, tipsy or paralytic.

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Funny story: Jesus Returns To Earth - Confirms He Is Indeed A Hippie-Haired, Pale-Faced, Sissy-Looking White Guy

Jesus Returns To Earth - Confirms He Is Indeed A Hippie-Haired, Pale-Faced, Sissy-Looking White Guy

SALT LAKE CITY - The enduring mystery of what Jesus really looked like was solved today after the Lord returned to earth in his Second Coming.

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Funny story: Woman Wearing Cross Also Worships Bullet That Killed Best Friend

Woman Wearing Cross Also Worships Bullet That Killed Best Friend

SAN ANTONIO - A woman who never leaves home without her cross on a chain reported today that she also glorifies the bullet that killed her friend who "was the greatest friend in the whole world" and was "closer than a sister."

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Funny story: Creationist Parents Seek Protection For Their Kids From Darwinist School Bullies

Creationist Parents Seek Protection For Their Kids From Darwinist School Bullies

The parents of children brought up to believe in the Creationist ideology are seeking protective measures to prevent their kids from being picked on by 'nasty' Darwinist troublemakers. "Our children come home every day with cuts and bruises and te...

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Funny story: Ominous portent ahead of Fatima miracle site anniversary

Ominous portent ahead of Fatima miracle site anniversary

Lewiston, New York - (Ominous Mess): A statue of Our Lady of Fatima mysteriously burst into flames at a church in Lewiston yesterday just days away from the 91st anniversary of the Virgin's miraculous appearance at a Portuguese site.

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Funny story: Klingon Overtakes All Religions

Klingon Overtakes All Religions

The Klingon Language Version of the World English Bible has now been on the best selling book list not only on Amazon, but also in PoundStretcher stores nationwide for the past three years.

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Funny story: Over-used "You nailed it" TV talent show statement has biblical roots

Over-used "You nailed it" TV talent show statement has biblical roots

"You nailed it" - a statement so beloved and so overused by all judges of television talent contests from "Britain's Got Talent" to various Andrew Lloyds Bank productions, was today explained at a pre...

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Funny story: Papa Panzer: Can Roman Catholicism Become Gay Again?

Papa Panzer: Can Roman Catholicism Become Gay Again?

Religion writers, who usually clean the toilets, were given the assignment of continuing the interrogation of Pope Benedick. The topic of this interview is the Catholic doctrine concerning homosexsuality.

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Funny story: Court: Coach Can't bow, kneel with team

Court: Coach Can't bow, kneel with team

A New Jersey school board was within its rights to tell a football coach he cannot kneel and bow his head as his players have a student-led pregame prayer, a federal appeals court ruled yesterday. It was agreed that the East Brunswick Board of Educat...

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Funny story: New Religion Started in St James', Newcastle

New Religion Started in St James', Newcastle

If you are Christian, Jewish, Moslem, Mormon, 7th day Adventist, a Buddhist, Eric Clapton or even Welsh, the arrival of a new God at the start of the year, and recently omnipresent in the North East of England, threatens to debunk all the world's...

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Funny story: Man makes holy house of cress

Man makes holy house of cress

It sounds the mutterings of madmen, but in Chiswell, Devon, Charles Ainsworth, 45 has finally completed two years of painstaking work, and completed his house made entirely from CRESS!...

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