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Funny story: Klu Klux Klan Takes First Black Candidate

Klu Klux Klan Takes First Black Candidate

The roll on affect of the election of black presidential candidate Barrack Obama has continued today following the announcement that Reg Wendell a plumber from south Georgia has been the first African American to have his nomination into the Klu Klux...

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Funny story: Met Top Cop Withdraws Racism Claims £££

Met Top Cop Withdraws Racism Claims £££

Police Asst. Commissionaire Tupac Guffur has today sold his principles for a large amount of cash. 'Now that I've received a huge pay-off from the Met, I no longer think they are a bit racialist' he said. In what was being lauded as one of the gre...

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Funny story: Racist White Backlash follows Obama Victory

Racist White Backlash follows Obama Victory

Red Neck, Alabama - Just within two weeks of Barack Obama's historic win as the first African-American presidential candidate, ugly signs of racist white backlash are beginning to appear across America. Widespread incidents are reported from Main...

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Funny story: Whites Ask: Am I a Closet Racist?

Whites Ask: Am I a Closet Racist?

Whites and other non-black groups are questioning their acceptance of blacks as equals in their view and conception of society. With the advent of the election of the nation's first black, (well half, he's high yella), whites/non-blacks , have been thrown into a personal soul searching as to their core beliefs on race. Some of the more tormenting questions in this regard have been gathered a...

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Funny story: Michael Lohan Disowns Daughter Lindsay over "Colored" Gaff

Michael Lohan Disowns Daughter Lindsay over "Colored" Gaff

Reacting to Lindsay Lohan's recent interview gaff about the election of Barack Obama to the highest office in the land, father Michael Lohan has officially severed all ties to his daughter. Between stints of jail time, Michael Lohan has been kno...

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Funny story: KKK (Koconut Krispy Kreme?)

KKK (Koconut Krispy Kreme?)

JACKSONVILLE, Florida - The school board of General Nathan Bedford Forrest High School has voted to keep the school's name. The vote was taken after several African-Americans had protested the school's name saying that Forrest, who was a Civil Wa...

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Funny story: Mugabe Resigns - Moves to UK to Run for Prime Minister

Mugabe Resigns - Moves to UK to Run for Prime Minister

Harare, Zimbabwe - Robert Mugabe has stunned the world once again by announcing his resignation as President of Zimbabwe with immediate effect. The controversial Mugabe was once hailed as a symbol of the new Africa, but a brutal regime and ruined...

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Funny story: NIMBY Protesters On Pennsylvania Ave!

NIMBY Protesters On Pennsylvania Ave!

NIMBY- Not in My Back Yard- has been the motive for blocking rehab facilities and homeless shelters in neighborhoods that refuse to shoulder the burden of social service programs that might lower property values even while promoting ethical values.

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Funny story: Barack Obama To Outlaw Hate Groups

Barack Obama To Outlaw Hate Groups

At the urging of the NAACP and LULAC, President Elect Barack Obama has vowed to dedicate his presidency to the eradication of hate groups. Said Obama, "A hate group is any organization that promotes the agenda of one race or ethnic group over th...

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Funny story: Obama Returns Berlusconi's Compliment - Sends 2-for-1 Coupon for BK Wopper

Obama Returns Berlusconi's Compliment - Sends 2-for-1 Coupon for BK Wopper

Guapos, Italy - Italian leader, Silvio Berlusconi, found himself in the middle of a racism row following comments he made referring to American President-elect Barack Obama as "young, handsome, and even tanned." Berlusconi, 72, made the remarks to...

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Funny story: KKK Welcomes Half White President-Elect!

KKK Welcomes Half White President-Elect!

The Ku Klux Klan, a long-standing and often revered terrorist organization throughout much of American history, welcomed Barack Obama as the first half-White president-Elect of the US of A! Hate group watchers were initially shocked by the Klan's pro...

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Funny story: Whites ask: Are ya happy NOW?

Whites ask: Are ya happy NOW?

Having reached the pinnacle of power in all venues of mankind, from the entertainment world, to sports, music and arts, all manner of cultural influence, and now President of United States, whites ask blacks, "Are ya happy now?" White Joe Six-pack...

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Funny story: Voting day: can America overcome its prejudices?

Voting day: can America overcome its prejudices?

Election day is upon us, and tomorrow we will know who the next US president will be. But the question on everyone's lips is: Can Americans overcome their instinctive prejudices and vote for a bald man? The answer is probably no. For years bal...

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Funny story: Lewis Hamilton Penalised For Being Black

Lewis Hamilton Penalised For Being Black

The world of Lewis Hamilton was in tatters tonight when, after finishing fifth in the Brazilian Grand Prix at Interlagos, the British driver had his Formula 1 crown dislodged from his bonce, after the FIA imposed a 10-minute penalty on the British dr...

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Funny story: A Florida Hanging Chad or a lynching

A Florida Hanging Chad or a lynching

I don't know about you, but for me wearing a noose is never politically correct, not even on Halloween. It's 9:30 PM on Halloween. The poll workers have counted the totals for the day (over 1700 votes), cleaned up the room and got ready for the next day of early voting. One of the few white pollworkers pulls a noose around his neck and sticks a name tag on his chest with "CHAD" handwritten on...

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Funny story: Obama Will Bring Back Segregation

Obama Will Bring Back Segregation

Washington (IPP) - Obama has announced that if he is elected that he will put segregation policies into effect immediately. Obama told reporters that the segregation policies will mean that there will be "colored" and "white" water fountains, rest...

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Funny story: Democrats Hire a Million Shrinks to Help Whitey Get in Touch with His Inner Racist

Democrats Hire a Million Shrinks to Help Whitey Get in Touch with His Inner Racist

In the most expensive and extensive use of psychiatry in an election campaign, the Democratic Party has sent 1,000,000 psychiatrists across America to help white voters overcome that little racist voice they all still harbor in their otherwise tolera...

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