Rome - (Satanic Mess): Plans to make Pope John Paul II a saint are on a roll just as soon as the Vatican makes the necessary arrangements for the customary drive-by shooting to eradicate the principal witness against him.
London - (Rubber Ass Mess): With Tony Blair away ministering to his burgeoning offshore bank accounts Cherie often finds comfort in a 7ft blow-up latex effigy of her husband's new boss Pope Joe Ratzinger, according to a memoir published next week...
In a surprise move, pop star and all-round girl-you-wished-wasn't-next door Madonna is to become the new Pope.
Playing the Mozart Requiem in honor of the death of the Age of Reason, the Communist Chinese Totalitarian Philharmimic Orchestra entertained highly cultured and repressively medieval Pope Benedict.
Vatican - (Ass Mess): Subtlety was not the theme of the day on Wednesday as the China Philharmonic Orchestra performed an unprecedented concert at the Vatican featuring Mozart's Requiem Mass for Pope Joe Ratzinger.
(AP Rome) - Amongst speculation that our entire universe is just a child's science project gone awry the Pope announced to a throng of thousands at the Vatican that "God is a Monkey and Darwin was right".
A decision will be taken soon as to whether the Pope will not or will not visit Northern Ireland later this year. His spokesman, Father Federico Mafioso, said that Mr. Ratzinger's non-visit had been carefully discussed in the Vatican, and some ha...
Religion writers, who usually clean the toilets, were given the assignment of continuing the interrogation of Pope Benedick. The topic of this interview is the Catholic doctrine concerning homosexsuality.
Thespoof reporters who usually cover little league snooker in Scandinavia went to the Vatican to interview the Pope on complex theological matters pertaining to ordination.
Vatican - (Embalming Mess): In what has been described as a god awful embarrassment for the Vatican the exhumed body of stick martyr Padre Pio has suddenly sprouted breasts.
Even after Papa Panzer, the Rottweiler of Roamin' Religion, has returned to the royal palace designed after the Bethlehem stable in which Luke's baby Gesu was born (Matthew's apparently lived in a middle class condominium), the wholly holy father, the one true pope of the one true rekligion has agreed to continue interviews with the spoof religion reporters who usually write about driv...
THE VATICAN (FMLiveWire) - Returning to Vatican City after his US visit, the Pope blessed the Bush Administration, the Pentagon, his own Church and Israel in a special mass.
Speaking to Catholic youth at St Joseph's Seminary in Dunwoodie, Yonkers, NY, Pope Benedict vividly described a horrid government: " ... a sinister regime that thought it had all the answers; its influence grew- infiltrating schools and civ...
Pope Benedict XVI will pray Sunday for the victims of the George W. Bush administration at the site of the World Trade Centre towers destroyed by the 2001 terrorist attacks as part of his pilgrimage of peace to the US.
After the abortion segment of our interview with the one true pope of the one true church, the Panzer Pontiff agreed to answer our questions about the subject of artificial contraception:...
In recognition of the Yankee organization's willingness to allow Pope Benedict XVI to celebrate Mass at Yankee Stadium, The Pope will allow certain accommodations.
Angelino Ferraro, 56, of the Bronx in New York City, was arrested and charged with scalping tickets to events surrounding Pope Benedict XVI visit to the United States.
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