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Funny story: Wiccans fortell destruction of the P2 Lodge on Sunday 20 April

Wiccans fortell destruction of the P2 Lodge on Sunday 20 April

New York - (Patriarchal Mess): "The Nazi Pope has soiled America and now he must pay!" This, the grim message of World Council of Wiccans, damning satanic P2 Lodge Pope Ratzinger's contamination of sacred American soil this week.

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Funny story: Pope Benedict Says George Bush "Will Burn In Hell" for Iraq War, Endorses Barack Obama For President

Pope Benedict Says George Bush "Will Burn In Hell" for Iraq War, Endorses Barack Obama For President

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - At the end of his visit to America, Pope Benedict XVI said that President George Bush, Dick Cheney and John McCain "Will All Burn in Hell" for starting the war in Iraq.

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Funny story: Cardinal Law, the Dick Cheney of the Benedict Administration

Cardinal Law, the Dick Cheney of the Benedict Administration

Bush and Benedict have so much in common that observers find it ridiculous.

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Funny story: Pope and Bush Celebrate the Sanctity of Life and the Protection of Children!

Pope and Bush Celebrate the Sanctity of Life and the Protection of Children!

Pro- Life and Pro- War Bush evoked his common ground with the Pope who recently served as the head of the Office of the Holy Inquisition by his allusion to the sanctity of life.

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Funny story: Pope Watches Disney Channel Television Shows Like Hannah Montana From Hotel Room

Pope Watches Disney Channel Television Shows Like Hannah Montana From Hotel Room

Pope Benedict admitted today to enjoying watching American television shows from his hotel room during his visit to the United States. While the Pontiff said that he did not enjoy reality shows such as American Idol, Survivor, or Big Brother, he did...

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Funny story: The Pope is an Elitist

The Pope is an Elitist

The Pope is a fake, he proclaims peace while backing war in Gods name.

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Funny story: "Tubular Bells," the Exorcist Theme

"Tubular Bells," the Exorcist Theme

Pope Benedict XVI spent several hours at the White House in Washington, D.C., today. During this time His Holiness furtively performed one of the most historic exorcisms in the history of the Church.

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Funny story: Pope has Immunity Disease

Pope has Immunity Disease

Pope Benedict XVI has come down with a rare disease which affects the immune system. The symptoms are more severe than AIDS because he can never have contact with another human again.

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Funny story: "He's pretty scared so he's schmoozing Bush," London's God's Banker cops say

"He's pretty scared so he's schmoozing Bush," London's God's Banker cops say

City of London - (Ass Mess): "We figured he'd start schmoozing that feckless Bush," City of London's Commander Jim B Ergerac said today after reviewing the murder files of 'God's Banker' Roberto Calvi who lost Joseph Ra...

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Funny story: Bush gives 'God's Rottweiler' a birthday present puppy

Bush gives 'God's Rottweiler' a birthday present puppy

Washington AC/DC - (God's Banker Mess): President Bush has welcomed the Pope at the White House and given his old satanic P2 Lodge chum a present for his 81st birthday - a new puppy to replace the 'Poodle' that was ex-UK Prime Monster Ton...

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Funny story: Pope Benedict XVI to allow cunnilingus

Pope Benedict XVI to allow cunnilingus

In a stunning reversal to previous papal policies, Pope Benedict XVI announced before a crowd of US onlookers outside St. Dominic Church in Washington that women will now be allowed to receive cunnilingus. Women in the crowd cheered the Pope's d...

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Funny story: The Panzer Pope Interviewed

The Panzer Pope Interviewed

Newly renamed Pope Benedict the First, the first true Pope that the one true Church deserves, was interviewed by the distinguished members of the American religious press, most of whom have been obituary writers who don't know and can't tell shinola from shit any better than they can spot the difference between theology and a thesaurus.

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Funny story: Pope Benedict the First Will Pray with Cultists of False Religions

Pope Benedict the First Will Pray with Cultists of False Religions

The Holy Father of Roman Catholicism, Pope Benedict recently declared himself, the first, since he believes that the one true Church deserves him as the one true Pope.

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Funny story: Papa Zinger Has Suffered More Than Those Molested By Pedophiliac Priests

Papa Zinger Has Suffered More Than Those Molested By Pedophiliac Priests

Pope Benedict, the former Cardinal No, on the Vatican private jet bound for Bush City, told reporters that he has suffered greatly because of the pedophilia scandal during his reign as Cardinal of the Holy Inquisition and Victim of Christ on earth. H...

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Funny story: Pope Pimps out his ride (like his red shoes) for his visit to American

Pope Pimps out his ride (like his red shoes) for his visit to American

Washington, DC - The Pope Benedict XVI has arrived in American for his first official papal visit. He brings with him his customary entourage and bulletproof Pope-mobile for security purposes as usual. However, in order to reach out to America's...

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Funny story: Pope Casts More into Hell-Not All Mad

Pope Casts More into Hell-Not All Mad

During his historic visit to New York City over the weekend, Pope Benedict XVI added to the Vatican's official list of sinners to a huge crowd at Madison Square Garden.

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Funny story: Pope Benedict to Exorcise George Bush and Britney Spears on US Visit

Pope Benedict to Exorcise George Bush and Britney Spears on US Visit

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) -- Pope Benedict XVI will have an opportunity to use his priestly powers when he exorcises President George Bush, Dick Cheney, John McCain and Britney Spears during his first pilgrimage to the United States as Pope.

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