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Funny story: MI6 spook did not die alone

MI6 spook did not die alone

The police investigation into the bizarre death of an MI6 operative continues, albeit at a slower than usual snail's pace. The body of the spook, who has not been named for national security reasons, was found zipped and padlocked in a 140 litre A...

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Funny story: Scotland Yard chief Sir Paul Stephenson, admits 'psychological contract' with the public is broken.

Scotland Yard chief Sir Paul Stephenson, admits 'psychological contract' with the public is broken.

Scotland Yard, London: An example of what Scotland Yard chief Sir Paul Stephenson, admits as the 'psychological contract' with the public being broken, is when a tin of pink emulsion paint dumped over a two-year old silver Chevrolet and the deflatio...

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Funny story: Don't mess with Jack the Parrot, otherwise you'll get your face pecked in!

Don't mess with Jack the Parrot, otherwise you'll get your face pecked in!

Coventry, England: A City known for its diva, the Lady Godiva, comes a new 'i-con', Jack the Parrot! Known for his razor sharp beak and very sharp talons, he will go berseck. Three gangsters had the pleasure of being pecked and clawed hard, when...

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Funny story: Ex-Prisoners to Become Volunteer Policemen

Ex-Prisoners to Become Volunteer Policemen

In an imaginative scheme to solve the twin problems of Prison overcrowing and the difficulties arising from the reduction of the police force, Ken Clarke has blustered in with a scheme he dreamt up during his latest trip to Ronnie Scott's. He want...

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Funny story: Police Cutbacks - 'Brilliant Idea' Say Criminals

Police Cutbacks - 'Brilliant Idea' Say Criminals

Criminals across the UK have greeted the news of radical cutbacks in Britain's police service with a resounding thumbs up. "That'll do for me," Freddie 'Fatfingers' Kosilikit of the Russian Mafia told us. "They're a pain in the arse, the Dibble. I...

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Funny story: Police Blotter Reports from Pahookee, Florida

Police Blotter Reports from Pahookee, Florida

Sheriff deputies responded today to a remote trailer park after receiving a 911 call regarding a suspected illegal entry. When they arrived a young female, 26, said she had been tricked into having sex with a stranger after he told her he was her lon...

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Funny story: Police sergeant who assaulted female prisoner jailed for 6 months, ordered to be pelted with shoes, dumped in a trash can, have his phone hacked and receive extra tax bill

Police sergeant who assaulted female prisoner jailed for 6 months, ordered to be pelted with shoes, dumped in a trash can, have his phone hacked and receive extra tax bill

There were dramatic scenes at Oxford Magistrates Court yesterday as Deputy District Judge Peter Greenfield invoked the common law to sentence a police officer for assaulting a prisoner in custody. Sergeant Mark Andrews has been convicted in July of a...

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Funny story: Yates of the Yard denies hanky-panky between the Met and the News of the World

Yates of the Yard denies hanky-panky between the Met and the News of the World

John Yates, Assistant Commissioner of the Metropolitan Police, giving evidence before a select committee of MPS, denied that an improper relationship existed between his officers and the New of the World newspaper. The allegation was first made in Ra...

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Funny story: GB Police introduce new treatment for female suspects, it's called the "caveman treatment"!

GB Police introduce new treatment for female suspects, it's called the "caveman treatment"!

The UK police have decided to turn back the clock to Neanderthal times where women were dragged by their hair, beaten, kicked and then forced to make dinner (and other things?). Modern females involved in anti-social behaviour in the UK is increas...

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Funny story: Nationals' Nyjer Morgan Voted World's Biggest A--hole

Nationals' Nyjer Morgan Voted World's Biggest A--hole

Nyjer Morgan, the 30-year-old Washington Nationals center fielder, has been voted the world's biggest a--hole by the Terrell Owens Foundation For A--holery In Competitive Sports, after ruining the career of Marlins catcher Brett Hayes. In the case...

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Funny story: Sting accidentally kills three burglers

Sting accidentally kills three burglers

A Wiltshire home was the subject of a police investigation yesterday morning after three burglers were accidentally killed while taking part in a burglary there, despite intense security surrounding the Victorian home. The home, belonging to ex-Po...

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Funny story: The British Police Services operate in the good old zanu-labour way. The tyranny continues!

The British Police Services operate in the good old zanu-labour way. The tyranny continues!

Heathrow, London: Fresh from their Northumbrian campaign, in the search for Raoul Moat, the miniature Wehrmacht have been on manoeuvres again, this time at Heathrow. The miniature Wehrmacht, kitted out again with pseudo-military outfits and coals...

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Funny story: The Hog Jaw, Arkansas Police Patrol Car Finally Gets A Siren

The Hog Jaw, Arkansas Police Patrol Car Finally Gets A Siren

HOG JAW, Arkansas - Hog Jaw Deputy Sheriff Skippy Appleweather, 27, said that he's as happy as a puppy with three peckers. Money was finally allocated to purchase a professional patrol car siren. Skippy said that it was getting downright embarras...

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Funny story: New Frog Law Allows Short People to Shoot Big Criminals!

New Frog Law Allows Short People to Shoot Big Criminals!

PARIS (ABSNN) - A new French law has ended the reign of big, big city cops, and now all gendarmes must be no taller than 1.60 meters, whatever a friggin meter is. Like all armed Frenchmen who go in harm's way, the midget cops will undoubtedly drop t...

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Funny story: 'Evening All! - Shewees on patrol

'Evening All! - Shewees on patrol

Unbelievable as it sounds Cambridgeshire Police Force are, if you'll pardon the expression, 'lashing' out £3,000 to issue all female police officers with a 'Shewee'. For the uninitiated, a Shewee must not be confused with a Tepee- but is in fact...

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Funny story: PC Basil Fawlty 'smashed OAP driver's window and dragged him out of car'

PC Basil Fawlty 'smashed OAP driver's window and dragged him out of car'

Usk, Monmouthshire - In scenes reminiscent of Fawlty Towers, when the short-fused hotelier Basil Fawlty thrashed a British Leyland Allegro with a bush, PC Basil Fawlty chased an old and senile Major Gowen, a World War Veteran Officer for 17 minutes a...

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Funny story: 15 Found Dead In 'Ghastly House Of Horror'

15 Found Dead In 'Ghastly House Of Horror'

Police have uncovered a grisly 'house of death' in Swansea, informants tell us. News is sketchy at this time, but around 15 dead bodies, some seemingly mutilated, were found at an address by a member of the public. "Officers were called to the...

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