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Funny story: Terror chief picks the wrong nose..

Terror chief picks the wrong nose..

The war on terror took a shocking twist yesterday when it emerged that Osama bin Laden has finally been captured…in America.

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Funny story: President Bush dares Bin Laden to blow up Texas

President Bush dares Bin Laden to blow up Texas

Residents of Texas are "concerned" after President Bush, in a televised message to Osama Bin Laden, apparently "blew his lid" after one too many Zimas and dared the terrorist to nuke the state. Bin Laden, unavailable for comment r...

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Funny story: Taking a 'stan' to find bin-Laden

Taking a 'stan' to find bin-Laden

ISLAMABAD, Pakistan -- Forget about Pakistan, because that country's interior minister said that Osama bin-Laden is probably in any other "stan" country, and he denied the al-Qaida chief is in Pakistan.

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Funny story: Fashion Police Issue Joint Warrant For Osama bin Laden's Arrest

Fashion Police Issue Joint Warrant For Osama bin Laden's Arrest

The Fashion Police, in a joint effort with the Fun Police, have issued a warrant for Osama bin Laden's arrest after repeated violations, apparently caught on tape.

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Funny story: CIA chief has 'excellent idea' where bin Laden is hiding

CIA chief has 'excellent idea' where bin Laden is hiding

Washington, DC - Porter Goss, the recently appointed director of the CIA says he has an "excellent idea" as to the whereabouts of Osama bin Laden. In an interview with TIME magazine, Goss repeatedly made this claim but claimed that capturing the al...

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Funny story: Bush, bin Laden, Praise Benadik XVI

Bush, bin Laden, Praise Benadik XVI

Radical world leaders of all persuasions expressed joy and hope at the erection of Pope Benadik XVI. "Radicalism is definitely in" shouted an ecstatic Osama bin Laden. "Just when we feared that patience, understanding and listening to others was...

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Funny story: Blair gives Order of Merit to Osama

Blair gives Order of Merit to Osama

Sandringham House, Norfolk, New Year's Day 2005 (Rioters) - Her Majesty the Queen is tonight said to be "hopping mad" at the recently announced news that Prime Minister Tony Blair has given Osama Bin Laden the Order of Merit in the New...

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Funny story: CIA Cracks Osama's Pig Latin Code

CIA Cracks Osama's Pig Latin Code

The Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) announced yesterday that its code-cracking experts have deciphered a hidden message found at the end of Osama bin Laden's most recent address to the American people. Mr. bin Laden's address, which some observers...

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Funny story: Broke Osama Turns Himself in; Claims 25 Million Dollar Bounty

Broke Osama Turns Himself in; Claims 25 Million Dollar Bounty

In an unprecedented move, the world's most wanted terrorist Osama Bin Laden has surrendered to authorities and promptly claimed the 25 million dollar reward on his own head.

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Funny story: Now Bin Laden joins Kerry in Conceding Defeat

Now Bin Laden joins Kerry in Conceding Defeat

Joining John Kerry as a victim of President Bush's seemingly unstoppable juggernaut, the world most wanted terrorist Osama bin Laden has conceded defeat in the terror war and declared that Americans ‘had spoken' over who between him and Bush, was th...

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Funny story: Exit polls show Osama bin Laden ahead, John Kerry close second, George Bush trailing far behind

Exit polls show Osama bin Laden ahead, John Kerry close second, George Bush trailing far behind

NOVEMBER 2, 2004 - Exit polls for Election 2004 conducted early Tuesday morning at 100 voting precincts across the states of Florida, Ohio, California, and Michigan report Osama bin Laden with a 2-point lead over presidential hopeful Senator J...

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Funny story: Bin Laden Sets New Rules Of Engagement

Bin Laden Sets New Rules Of Engagement

The furor created by America's request for British troops to be relocated to hot spots in Iraq, under US command, has resulted in Osama bin Laden changing his rules of engagement. British members of parliament are alarmed that the Americans are f...

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Funny story: Osama bin Laden Caught

Osama bin Laden Caught

Fugitive Found in Lincoln Bedroom: President Safe...

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Funny story: Osama Worried He Might Be Turning Gay

Osama Worried He Might Be Turning Gay

Terrorist mastermind and Al Qaeda leader Osama Bin Laden said yesterday that he is worried he might be turning gay. Speaking on satellite phone from an undisclosed location in Afghanistan, Mr. Bin Laden said, "There were signs all the time but I...

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Funny story: Bin Laden Accuses Zarqawi Of Stealing Limelight

Bin Laden Accuses Zarqawi Of Stealing Limelight

Terrorist mastermind and Al Qaeda chief Osama Bin Laden has accused Jordanian terrorist Abu Musab Al Zarqawi of taking the spotlight away from him. "Frankly speaking, he has stolen my thunder!" complained Laden in an interview conducted over satellit...

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Funny story: Key 2004 Election Dates

Key 2004 Election Dates

Monday, November 1: The badly decomposed body of Osama bin Laden is "found."...

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Funny story: World War III Sooner Than You Think

World War III Sooner Than You Think

At 11h00 on this the 9th day of April 2008 Britain and America declared war on Osama Bin Laden and his allies. We enclose herewith this report on the rest of the day which was filed by Sky News David Chater.

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