London - Following the 2001 attack on New York City, the United States invaded Afghanistan, and Iraq, Muslim countries that had terribly little to do with 9-11, other than the Taliban briefly harboring Osama bin Laden in remote parts of Afghanistan.
The war on terror took a shocking twist yesterday when it emerged that Osama bin Laden has finally been captured…in America.
Residents of Texas are "concerned" after President Bush, in a televised message to Osama Bin Laden, apparently "blew his lid" after one too many Zimas and dared the terrorist to nuke the state. Bin Laden, unavailable for comment r...
ISLAMABAD, Pakistan -- Forget about Pakistan, because that country's interior minister said that Osama bin-Laden is probably in any other "stan" country, and he denied the al-Qaida chief is in Pakistan.
The Fashion Police, in a joint effort with the Fun Police, have issued a warrant for Osama bin Laden's arrest after repeated violations, apparently caught on tape.
Washington, DC - Porter Goss, the recently appointed director of the CIA says he has an "excellent idea" as to the whereabouts of Osama bin Laden. In an interview with TIME magazine, Goss repeatedly made this claim but claimed that capturing the al...
Radical world leaders of all persuasions expressed joy and hope at the erection of Pope Benadik XVI. "Radicalism is definitely in" shouted an ecstatic Osama bin Laden. "Just when we feared that patience, understanding and listening to others was...
Sandringham House, Norfolk, New Year's Day 2005 (Rioters) - Her Majesty the Queen is tonight said to be "hopping mad" at the recently announced news that Prime Minister Tony Blair has given Osama Bin Laden the Order of Merit in the New...
The Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) announced yesterday that its code-cracking experts have deciphered a hidden message found at the end of Osama bin Laden's most recent address to the American people. Mr. bin Laden's address, which some observers...
In an unprecedented move, the world's most wanted terrorist Osama Bin Laden has surrendered to authorities and promptly claimed the 25 million dollar reward on his own head.
Joining John Kerry as a victim of President Bush's seemingly unstoppable juggernaut, the world most wanted terrorist Osama bin Laden has conceded defeat in the terror war and declared that Americans ‘had spoken' over who between him and Bush, was th...
NOVEMBER 2, 2004 - Exit polls for Election 2004 conducted early Tuesday morning at 100 voting precincts across the states of Florida, Ohio, California, and Michigan report Osama bin Laden with a 2-point lead over presidential hopeful Senator J...
The furor created by America's request for British troops to be relocated to hot spots in Iraq, under US command, has resulted in Osama bin Laden changing his rules of engagement. British members of parliament are alarmed that the Americans are f...
Fugitive Found in Lincoln Bedroom: President Safe...
Terrorist mastermind and Al Qaeda leader Osama Bin Laden said yesterday that he is worried he might be turning gay. Speaking on satellite phone from an undisclosed location in Afghanistan, Mr. Bin Laden said, "There were signs all the time but I...
Terrorist mastermind and Al Qaeda chief Osama Bin Laden has accused Jordanian terrorist Abu Musab Al Zarqawi of taking the spotlight away from him. "Frankly speaking, he has stolen my thunder!" complained Laden in an interview conducted over satellit...
Monday, November 1: The badly decomposed body of Osama bin Laden is "found."...
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