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Funny story: Torch Tops World in Tibet

Torch Tops World in Tibet

The Olympic flame--a special low-oxygen version--made it to the top of the world. Reuters reports: "Beijing student Huang Chungui passed the flame to ethnic Tibetan woman Ciren Wangmu, who trudged the final steps unaided by oxygen to hold the t...

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Funny story: Performance-enhancing drugs 'to be tested for athletes'

Performance-enhancing drugs 'to be tested for athletes'

Ahead of the Olympics this summer, the world of athletics has become increasingly concerned about the purity of the drugs that will be competing in Beijing. Many drugs, such as tetrahydrogestrinone (THG) and Modafinil, are thought to contain traces...

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Funny story: Boris Fancies "Shagging For England"

Boris Fancies "Shagging For England"

New London Mayor Boris Johnson has caused a major furore by stating that his first priority will be to lobby for sexual athletics to become an Olympic sport in time for the 2012 games.

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Funny story: Special Marketing Olympics

Special Marketing Olympics

With over double the number of Olympic sponsors (31,400) than athletes (14,500) due to turn up at this summer's games, the organisers have decided to do away with the various competitions and have Olympic "bonding" sessions instead.

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Funny story: Chinese Accuse Dalai Llama of Forcing Each and Every Chinese Leader to Act Like Idiots!

Chinese Accuse Dalai Llama of Forcing Each and Every Chinese Leader to Act Like Idiots!

Tibet - Today Chinese Officials, seeking to understand why they can't seem to get a handle on why Tibetans resent their heavy handed governing, accused said Tibetans of forcing them to get "tough".

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Funny story: Flaming Olympics

Flaming Olympics

Well, the final leg of the Olympic flame, or perhaps is it the final flame of the Olympic leg - anyway - the masses they are revolting, and I don't mean a Sunday morning church service in rural Ireland.

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Funny story: Zimbabwe Hits Hurdles on Olympic Bid

Zimbabwe Hits Hurdles on Olympic Bid

In a rare candid interview with foreign reporters on Monday, outgoing (or incoming) President Robert Mugabe admitted that a number of issues have arisen with his visionary plan to bid for the 2020 Olympic Games.

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Funny story: Wills and Harry banned from Beijing Games

Wills and Harry banned from Beijing Games

Buckingham Palace - (Ass Mess): Wills and Harry have been banned from going to the Olympics after the Chinese found out they have had 'I Love The Dalai Llama' cartoons tattooed on their bottoms.

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Funny story: No One Will Attend Beijing Opening Ceremony - Except Pixie Geldorf

No One Will Attend Beijing Opening Ceremony - Except Pixie Geldorf

London: In an international stampede of alleged social consciousness started by Gordon Brown, no one will attend the opening ceremony of the 2008 Olympics.

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Funny story: Every Nation to Boycott Every Other Nation's Olympics!

Every Nation to Boycott Every Other Nation's Olympics!

The end of the Olympics appears to be imminent as every nation has found reason to boycott every other nation's Olympics.

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Funny story: President Bush Unsure of China Olympic Situation

President Bush Unsure of China Olympic Situation

Due to the recent controversies with the Olympic torch marathon, the treatment of Tibet, and the tainted food and toys imported into the United States from China, President George W. Bush has said that he is "unsure of the whole situation."...

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Funny story: Western Media 'demonises' demons says The Devil

Western Media 'demonises' demons says The Devil

The Devil has accused the Western media of demonising his unholy supporters and says there are "complicated problems" in administering international evil.

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Funny story: New Yorkers Protest Beijing Olympics by Boycotting Chinese Take-out

New Yorkers Protest Beijing Olympics by Boycotting Chinese Take-out

Not all young New Yorkers are self-absorbed, oblivious to world affairs and unsympathetic to global socio-cultural plights. A grass-roots effort is taking shape in Manhattan.

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Funny story: Olympic Torch Factory Burns To Ground - Underaged Workers in Serious Condition

Olympic Torch Factory Burns To Ground - Underaged Workers in Serious Condition

A factory in Guangzhou, Guangdong Province, used to manufacture replica Olympic torches for distribution during the upcoming Beijing Olympics, has burned to the ground. As many as 200 workers are believed to be in a critical condition. Many of the wo...

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Funny story: Olympic torch equipped with "Klingon Cloaking Device" -- Now impervious to Int'l human rights protesters and even the media

Olympic torch equipped with "Klingon Cloaking Device" -- Now impervious to Int'l human rights protesters and even the media

San Francisco, California - The 2008 Beijing Olympic committee yesterday ordered the Olympic torch vanguard to field test it newly installed "Klingon Cloaking Device" in San Francisco yesterday for the very first time, causing it to disappe...

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Funny story: Olympics Set For Tibet Switch

Olympics Set For Tibet Switch

The Olympic Games, scheduled to take place in Beijing in June, could face a last-minute switch to Tibet, if sources inside the romantic fantasy mountain kingdom are to be believed.

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Funny story: Olympic torch enters witness protection program; San Francisco protesters not deterred

Olympic torch enters witness protection program; San Francisco protesters not deterred

San Francisco, California - The politically enlightened citizens of San Francisco, as so known as "The City of Brotherly Love," showed some tough love today as they repeatedly attempted an intervention on behalf peoples of Tibet struggling...

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