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Funny story: North Korea vows nuclear response to U.S. - Seoul gay pride parade and planned 'Secret Santa'

North Korea vows nuclear response to U.S. - Seoul gay pride parade and planned 'Secret Santa'

North Korea warned Saturday that it will respond with "powerful nuclear deterrence" to joint U.S. and South Korean military gay pride parade and picnic recently announced for soldiers stationed throughout South Korea. The online dating service, bathh...

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Funny story: New law in North Korea requires all persons accused of crimes to plead Guilty to the charges

New law in North Korea requires all persons accused of crimes to plead Guilty to the charges

Kimberly Jong Illness, the highly feared unquestioned dress wearing Dictator of North Korea is at it again, he was watching a U.S. court program on TV, and said he hates the idea that a person can plead not guilty and go to trial for the crimes they...

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Funny story: Jimmy Carter defects to North Korea

Jimmy Carter defects to North Korea

Former President Jimmy Carter has decided to leave the United States and defect to The Imprisoned People's Republic of North Korea. Jimmy Carter's 1st order of business will be to bow down to the smelly feet of their Grand Dragon Dictator Kimberly...

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Funny story: Official report of the match of the glorious DPRK against the black-hearted philistines of the reactionary running dogs of Portugal

Official report of the match of the glorious DPRK against the black-hearted philistines of the reactionary running dogs of Portugal

People's Korea - Pyongyang - Official report of the match of the glorious DPRK against the black-hearted philistines of the reactionary running dogs of Portugal. Filled with tears of boundless gratitude to the respected and beloved Supreme Command...

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Funny story: North Korea Declares Victory in 2010 World Cup

North Korea Declares Victory in 2010 World Cup

The greatest Man, Lover, Warrior, and Football player of all time, Kim Jung Ill, has declared, "Ultimate Victory," in North Korea's bid to win the 2010 World Cup, despite the fact that ESPN is reporting that North Korea was eliminated by Portugal 7-0...

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Funny story: Kim Jong Il Punishes North Koreans, Makes Them Watch Soccer Match with Portugal Live

Kim Jong Il Punishes North Koreans, Makes Them Watch Soccer Match with Portugal Live

Pyongyang, North Korea - The North Korean government struck an agreement with the Asia-Pacific Broadcasting Union to beam a live broadcast of the soccer game on Monday of the match between North Korea and Portugal. But instead of this being a time to...

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Funny story: Four North Korean Soccer Team Players Missing, More to Follow

Four North Korean Soccer Team Players Missing, More to Follow

Four players on the North Korean Soccer Team have gone missing. They were unaccounted for on Friday when they failed to show up for practice. Rumors are swirling that the missing team members have defected and are seeking political asylum in the...

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Funny story: Plucky North Korea Stun The Boys From Brazil

Plucky North Korea Stun The Boys From Brazil

People predicted a walkover in this game for the magnificent Brazilians, but it didn't quite work out as planned. From the outset, Korea - who train in a public gymnasium - looked like they meant business. Even as the teams lined up for the nation...

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Funny story: North Korea Threatens to Hold Breath Until South Surrenders

North Korea Threatens to Hold Breath Until South Surrenders

Seoul, South Korea. Just when you thought things couldn't get any more tense in the Korean Peninsula, something happens to make the comic tension ever worse! Today Kim Jong Ill announced plans for the entire nation of North Korea to simultaneousl...

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Funny story: North Korea Fields Team for World Cup; Secret Weapon Rumors Abound

North Korea Fields Team for World Cup; Secret Weapon Rumors Abound

Johannesburg -- As teams from around the world arrive in South Africa in preparation for the 2010 World Cup, one team in particular looms as particularly threatening. Last having fielded a World Cup team in 1966, North Korea's reputation for the u...

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Funny story: North Korean Destroyer Fires On The American Aircraft Carrier The USS Condoleezza Rice

North Korean Destroyer Fires On The American Aircraft Carrier The USS Condoleezza Rice

SEA OF JAPAN - A North Korean destroyer, The NKS Rice Paddy, has just made a horrible mistake. It fired upon the American Aircraft Carrier The USS Condoleezza Rice. Capt. Addison Roberto McRemington, commander of the Condi Rice stated that before...

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Funny story: North Korea Near War With South Korea!

North Korea Near War With South Korea!

A North Korean envoy said on Thursday that war could erupt at any time on the divided Korean peninsula because of tension with those "arsy hose" in Seoul over the sinking of a South Korean warship this past March. "The situation is very brave. It...

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Funny story: Mid-East nuclear-free zone treaty described as 'bullshit'

Mid-East nuclear-free zone treaty described as 'bullshit'

Nearly 200 nations, corporations and rabid religious sect signatories of the Nuclear War Image Enhancement Treaty (NWIET), have agreed to agree to work towards a toned down nuclear-weapons zone in the Middle East. The members, meeting at the UN i...

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Funny story: Nuclear weapons handed out to North Korean school children

Nuclear weapons handed out to North Korean school children

North Korea have embarked on a baffling and astonishing effort to snub the international community by giving out portable nuclear weapons to school children throughout the country. In efforts which are described to be akin to the "One Laptop Per C...

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Funny story: South Korea Responds To North Korea's Ass Kicking Threat By Saying "Bring It On Bitch!"

South Korea Responds To North Korea's Ass Kicking Threat By Saying "Bring It On Bitch!"

SEOUL, South Korea - The South Korean leader Lee Myung-Bak has responded to North Korea's leader Kim Jong Il's threat of kicking SK's ass by saying "Bring it on bitch!" Myung-Bak who is usually a quiet, laid-back type of leader said that if North...

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Funny story: South Korea promise to "nuke" North Korea off the planet!

South Korea promise to "nuke" North Korea off the planet!

South Korea have been given some sound diplomatic advice by Hilary Clinton, "nuke North Korea off of the planet!" Arriving in Seoul in Obamas jet, Hilary was in no mood for "peeing" around with those "slit-eyed" morons north of the border and afte...

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Funny story: North Korea Says It Is Ready To Kick South Korea's Ass

North Korea Says It Is Ready To Kick South Korea's Ass

PYONGYANG, North Korea - North Korean leader Kim Yong Il, he of the most famous hairdo since the two "Don's" Don King and Donald Trump, has issued a strict warning to North Korea's little sister South Korea. Kim Yong Il said that he is tired of he...

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